Elain going to garden
Azriel: “I can help her”
Elain about to serve food
Azriel: “I can do it for you”
Elain gets kidnapped
Azriel: “I’m getting her back”
Elain gets insulted
Azriel’s shadows about to strike that person down
Elain the only one who can now wield the troves and azriel is the one who learned all about them on his side adventure with Bryce. SJM I AM SEEING YOUR ELRIEL VISION
Nesta telling rhys she doesn’t answer to him as if he didn’t tell her to get the fuck out of his city and she had to immediately. As if she doesn’t live in her home because he was nice enough to allow her to live there. As if she wasn’t forced to get well because of feysand 😭
SJM stating that she will never write a s*x scene with a virgin because she doesn’t like the power imbalance. And then her randomly throwing in the fact that Elain is not a virgin in acosf
Still cant believe that the elriel knife that was in the official coloring book and was the COVER OF ACOWAR is what’s connecting the entire sjm multiverse. just main characters doing main character things
Azriel quietest man in existence until he meets Elain and she asks him if he can fly and instead of just saying yes he goes on a one page long fakespearean monologue 😭
Feysand gifting elriel that townhouse. Azriel finally helping Elain build the expansion that she had told him about THAT night at solstice. Them being domestic in their new home Elain baking for him his shadows nowhere to be seen
Can I also say that we gloss over the fact that rhys and tamlin were good enough friends once that rhys let him know where his MOM AND SISTER WOULD BE. and tamlin used that friendship to kill them and start this entire blood feud. And then tried to hide that fact from feyre.
It’s the fact that feyre has had more warrior training and fought in more battles than the 3 Valkyries combined so this talk of “they’re real warriors” is sooooo funny to me. like are the warriors in the room with us? 😭
Crescent city literally sjms worst series and anyone who pretends it’s better than acotar/tog is giving pick me. HOFAS was so bad that it couldn’t even hold on to the
#1
spot for more than a week which is unheard of for sjm. I know she’s embarrassed
It’s insane how you guys continue to prove that you have no comprehension of the text. The shadows DISAPPEAR around Elain and other people Az is comfortable with. They don’t hide they disappear. With Koschei they HID BEHIND HIS WINGS IN FEAR. THEY DIDNT DISAPPEAR
Elain having to purposefully go out of her way to look ugly so that nesta could have attention. It must be so hard being that pretty and having to constantly deal with jealousy omg
SJMs publicist soft launching elriel through official and respected news publications like time and today were truly coming close to the end of the war
What is it with this fandom and its tendency to put the men above the women?
I thought we were all in agreement that it’s:
Feyre > Rhys
Elain > Azriel
Nesta > Cassian
Mor + Amren > Varian
Vassa > Lucien + Jurian
Not the other way around…
Feyres best girl friends are in the IC which rhys is the leader of. Nestas best girl friend is an Illyrian like Cassian. And now Elains best friends are who????
Tired of sjm now using Rhys as a punching bag for the lesser characters to have their “empowerment” moment. He’s the most powerful and he’s nice so he’s the perfect person to use but like it’s getting tiring and overdone at this point
Feeling insane. They made fun of elain for only baking and gardening meanwhile she’s shacked up with azriel at the townhouse gardening and baking with him LMAOOOOOOOOO
The pliable bones debate is so unserious because like. this is the same author who solved a language barrier using a translation pill 😭 I promise you Elain will be fine to have Azriel’s children if sjm wants her to
Time magazine and Today were the only two publications that got exclusives so their articles most likely had to get approval from SJMs team. GIFGLING AJD KICKING MY FEET
Elriel really about to give us the payoff of 5 books of angst build up. We’re finally gunna get the slowburn couple that has been missing from romance books for YEARS. I’m about to pass out
No she doesn’t. She only cooks and bakes because that’s her hobby. Mind you she doesn’t even serve the food at the table because Azriel himself does that for her! See how when you’re pretty you don’t have to lift a finger because the men will do it for you
The way people think LoA and Helion are gunna get their HEA after being “forbidden”. Like do you people not understand that Beron and his wife is literally a parallel for Elain and Lucien. LoA didn’t get to choose and will not btw. But Elain will LIKE WHAT IS NOT CLICKING.
Azriel quietest man in existence until he meets Elain and she asks him if he can fly and instead of just saying yes he goes on a one page long fakespearean monologue 😭
Cassian respects Illyrian law and he couldn’t winnow there. That’s why he didn’t go 😭 azriel does not give a fuck about Illyrian law he would not let it stop him. It’s crazy how some of you read these books and don’t understand these characters but I’m not surprised tbh
Miss holier than thou who pretends she’s now against the pliant bones theory because it’s clearly misogynistic. Yazthebookish you are such a pathetic hypocrite. reducing both elain and gwyn to their child bearing abilities. You clearly only care about the men in this series
Meanwhile this is how she actually acts around rhysand LMAO and feyre never even met her because as high lady she’s above even making an appearance in the maids quarters
So when nesta has visions because of gwyns singing it’s all thanks to gwyn and her power. But when azriel has visions of her face glowing when she sings it’s because he’s in love with her. So which one is it?
nesta saw the vision of the harp because of gwyn’s singing. and she’s also the reason nesta knew the last string of the harp was time itself. this knowledge helped nesta save feyre, and also prevented the deaths of rhys and nyx
If we’re being completely honest nesta and cassian are truly one of those mates that rhys talks about that arent right for each other. Take away the mating bond and the sex and those two aren’t even friends 💀
The way they keep screaming “AZRIELS BOOK” and if he did get a book these two would be heavily feautured. And guess who they spend most of their time with and is their best friend………
It’s also just weird that nesta told her to not mention the troves to anyone and then the next time they see each other she has already told merrill about the troves…… like girl
“THE CAULDRON CHOSE THREE SISTERS. TELL ME HOW ITS POSSIBLE THAT MY TWO BROTHERS ARE WITH TWO OF THOSE SISTERS, YET THE THIRD WAS GIVEN TO ANOTHER” BANGERRRRRRRR
Hofas and acosf literally could have been published on ao3. Sjms writing has regressed so bad that it literally feels like she’s writing fanfics of her own books
Imagine rhys calls an ic meeting and amren is the only one who shows up bc the other 3 are valkyrie training 😭 like please be serious that was a temporary thing for azriel just to develop his friendship with nesta. Rhys isn’t about to have half the IC cutting ribbons all day?
My crack theory being that next book is Elriel and then the last book is a gunna be a sisters pov book to finish off I’m glad other people are seeing the vision
Each sister is going to use a separate piece of the dread trove in the climax of the final book to show it started with sisters and will always end with sisters and their love working together in this essay I will-
Elena de armas you are a loser with your joshlucy knock off book and sjm is never gunna acknowledge your existence if that’s what you’re trying to do with these dumbass stories engaging in fan ship wars. Embarrassing as hell for a published author tbh
“Why would she trademark the name nesta. Why would she trademark Illyrians”
BECAUSE RANDOM PEOPLE ARE CHARGING PEOPLE $500 TO DO MEET AND GREETS WITH “NESTA” AND THE “ILLYRIANS” WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE NOT GET?
First sjm tried to pair lucien with nesta. Then she tried to pair him with Elain but even the author herself couldn’t force their chemistry im crying. LUCIEN SO UNIVERSALLY HATED ITS WHAT THAT ONE EYED FERRET DESERVES
“FEMALE LEAD, STEAMY ROMANCES AND TRIO (3) OF FAE-WARRIOR LOVE INTERESTS (BAT BOYS)”
FEMALE LEADS AND BAT BOYS AS >LOVE INTEREST< ELRIEL YOURE SO HAPPENING.