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Shitposter, renegade meat processor, occasional tree poster, hunting/fishing/outdoors poster, appalachian resident 🌲
rhodo choked hellhole /age 24
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COMMON TREES OF THE SOUTHEASTERN US AND SOUTHERN APPALACHIANS
A lot of outdoorsy people don't know their trees. That's a shame. This thread is an introduction to common species and some of their identifiable characteristics. (leaf shape, bark, etc.)
All images taken by me.
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The government doesn't want you to know this but you can just lie down on the ground in the woods and take a nice nap
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“Hi! Welcome to Starbucks what can I get for you?”
“ERRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Not to be horny on main but really feeling like an elk this autumn - the hormones are flowing and I could get shot at any moment
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Older zoomer (97-01) cultural innovations
-Christmas lights indoors
-Gaming computers
-Listening to music in the shower
-The word “toxic”
-Houseplants
-Cloud rap
-Gay Race Communism
-Putting “reddit” after when you google things to get correct info
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when china invades taiwan in a week and the S&P drops 1500 points in a day
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I did it. Thank you God. Gonna get it taxidermied and never get rid of it.
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@Yisus268
@MKULTRAMILF
"it's ok mother.... i know how much you love mixed martial arts.... i forgive you....."
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Slightly younger zoomer (01-04) cultural innovations
-Actually watching twitch
-Tiktok
-Vaping (imo)
-Andrew Tate style grindset content
-Weightlifting
-Bringing back antisemitism
-Reduced cognitive ability due to current and/or past marijuana use
-Gambling addiction
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This is why all the roads in yellowstone should be torn up and it should be turned into a wilderness area that you have to hike 20 miles to get into
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@52b_smDh_
@WEEDZ0NE
"It's a convection oven."
"if that's the way you want to put it..."
"I don't have some way to put it, that's the way it is."
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@leyism
This was a very young squirrel and he was bright white, you could see him from 200 yards. No chance he would have survived predators long enough to breed. It is probably a recessive gene in some of the grey squirrels in the area though so I will avoid hunting there anymore
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@NotDJDabs
Well I was squirrel hunting when I saw him, and he was on public hunting land, it's not like I just saw it in someone's backyard
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He will bring a cleansing fire...
“A rare ‘genetically pure’ white bison, whose odds of existing are around 1 in 10 million, was identified in northeast Oklahoma.”
h/t
@traddingtonbear
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@stonksandbroncs
It’s honestly a form of racial discrimination to not let a white boy process his own deer outside his own home
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@hvatmyndioding1
Nope, I was squirrel hunting and I saw him. I usually eat them but I’m not gonna screw up the hide on this one. Better me than a hawk tearing him apart, this way I can get him mounted and people can look at him forever. White squirrel wouldn’t last long.
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The time has come.
I have decided to hold the first X-BASED SQUIRREL HUNTING COMPETITION.
Details and how to participate below:
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@Babygravy9
The thing is most of these guys probably don’t even dislike him, they’re just lazy. A lot of people now seem to avoid activities outside of work that require effort. Video games and media consumption are all they do. Long drive? Too much effort. Unfamiliar place? Can’t do it.
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Gar are my favorite fish
Call me trashy all you want for eating them but there’s no other fish you can stalk with a bow and get 1.5 lbs of white meat off of
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Rifle season opened this morning. Deer
#4
this year, first buck of the year. Probably the nicest buck I’ve killed.
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@ZDraque77
@DeepwebShaman
"you owe us 10,000 dollars and it says here you spent it all on steam games"
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@S0ulja_g0y76
Third position: artsy cottagecore girl who has 40 houseplants and likes baking, hiking, etc., simultaneously an art hoe and practical, not too whimsical and less likely to fall into bouts of melancholy
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All I want to do is hunt deer, lift weights, have a hot girlfriend, and talk shit with the bros. I am a modern day aristocratic man of leisure.
Yet the longhouse demands that I have a “job”. Outrageous and unacceptable.
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@ccmembersonly
Interestingly in some places that didn't take long at all, much of the famed southern appalachian pro-union sentiment reversed itself during reconstruction when they began garrisoning colored troops in their towns and carpetbaggers began politically agitating local blacks
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@doctoryock
Voodoo is legit demonic, a guy who did NGO work in Africa told me he jokingly went to a witch doctor and had him predict his future. witch doctor put on a serious face and said his mom would die next week on tuesday, she wasnt even ill
he got a letter in the mail few wks later
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@BEEFWHISTLE420
polyester flags number one most reliable indicator for severe and incurable autism
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Now skin it, try and make as few cuts through hide as possible and you won’t have as much hair. Helps if you can hang the deer up high for pulling.
Press play for ASMR skinning sound (this is why you like peeling off plastic wrap, blood memory)
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I have created a jerky recipe that is better than my default hank shaw one. Very “umami” as the homosexual brooklynites on bon appetit say. I have also perfected the cooking time and temperature. (In my smoker)
Recipe below:
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Well dangit, was going after a full grown doe or a buck, but this doe came over the hill and looked bigger than she was. Oh well. My punishment for lack of due diligence is that I can only kill 1 antlerless deer in this unit so I’m tagged out. Will have to hunt elsewhere now.
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Giant kudzu patch randomly in the middle of the woods, old homestead buried under there according to USGS maps
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"ACORNS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be ACORNS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BIRDFEEDERS" he thought.
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Yesterday evening I one upped my 8 pt from November. 10 pt on public land in the mountains. They don’t make em much bigger than this around here.
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INTRODUCTION: This is going to be just a general outline, or else this would be a 100+ tweet thread. I base a lot of what I’m doing off this video, I’ve watched a lot of these and this is by far the best one:
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oldhead shit: there used to be a guy on rw twitter, “🌲” twitter more or less back then, he picked really good fingerstyle blues guitar. He bought a cabin in the woods and the last post I saw from him he was picking on the porch, I think he logged off
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You may have seen this post and thought:
"but I don't know how to squirrel hunt"
"where do I do it?"
"what equipment do I need?"
"how do I process the squirrels?"
Fear not. THIS HERE THREAD will be an EXHAUSTIVE GUIDE TO SQUIRREL HUNTING, a great way to get into hunting.
The time has come.
I have decided to hold the first X-BASED SQUIRREL HUNTING COMPETITION.
Details and how to participate below:
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Big eyed rabbit on banjo with nice view
(singing and audio mixing 100% professional ofc)
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Bro had a native, volunteer ground cover and he mowed it and replaced it with grass - a biological desert that you now have to constantly maintain
Very smart!
I considered it when building. Instead I bought a Makita string trimmer and put a brush cutter on it. I did a lot with just that.
also for 2 years I mowed through ~3-4 acres of fields and marshes and forests with... this. Its how the fields became grass
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When I'm old as fuck and can't hunt like normal anymore I want my grandkids to wheel me up to the top of this thing in a wheelchair and then blow me up with 100 lbs of tannerite
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It’s pretty cool how I get to just wander around in the woods for work now
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Just scored an antique SS Stewart banjer at the family thanksgiving
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Banjo restored. Details in thread. 1898 SS Stewart "Student" model, short scale.
Playing White House Blues, thought it'd be relevant with the year of production. Singin' is gonna be worse than usual cus it's tuned high being short scale and all
Just scored an antique SS Stewart banjer at the family thanksgiving
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These are the types of dogs a man should have
One needs to cope, has pitbull
The other doesn’t, has cat
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@MainstreamViews
@StoneSupremacy
this is an incredible story because either this woman was dating a much older man (who also collected nazi memorabilia) while she was 15 or there was a 15-16 yr old who already had a prolific nazi memorabilia collection
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@lil_agnus
It's just people that are ignorant about hunting and think people that do it are just killing animals for fun, and they think this is a perfect example. Little do they know my whole brand is the opposite of that...
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Matokie Slaughter’s strangely hypnotic version of the song big eyed rabbit
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Idk why people buy frozen buttermilk biscuits when it only takes like half an hour to make them from scratch
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@JoshLekach
it's entirely possible that by "all of america" he means regionally. It will be defacto forced anyway whether the govt forces you or not because schools and employers will end up requiring it.
Just wait till the last minute to make sure it doesn't melt brains or microchip you
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Outdoorsmen now have all these gadgets, onX app, live sonar fishfinders, compound bows, etc. but back in the day before all that they had an aesthetic that no one really captures anymore
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@rievaulx_
@theeyeee
It's not for no reason, it's a fascinating animal and the fact that I was able to shoot it expresses how much time I put into the outdoors and how much I value wildlife. When people see it mounted the interest it provokes will hopefully make them feel some of that themselves.
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Gonna be staying in this leaky OSB shack all weekend and hunting hogs no phone signal be back monday
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VERY important job interview this afternoon, send prayer and power
Stiff competition, I am relying on the collective energy of my twitter followers to see me to victory
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They don’t want you to know this but the blackberries in the overgrown swamp are free. I’ve eaten literally hundreds of blackberries
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Recently I was allowed to enter into this veritable institution of dixie twitter….
I gained multiple IQ points simply by being in this room, miraculous
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@sentientbldmst
Its beauty is temporary and fleeting, as an omnivore, it's necessary that other animals are killed for your continued survival. If I had not killed, some other meat-eating animal would have. Why should it not be me, who can preserve its uniqueness?
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I make very elegant dinner… two 8oz venison backstrap steaks with balsamic vinegar reduction, collard greens, baked potato
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@rievaulx_
@theeyeee
Obviously going to taxidermy this one. Imagine if I boot skinned it and ripped the hide in half so I could get to the meat, are you kidding me? That would be insanely wasteful. I eat the normal ones though.
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Absolutely absurd amounts of fat on the deer this year, acorn bumper crop probably why. Most fat I’ve ever seen on a venison ham
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Tip: when you’re hunting hogs you don’t think about the girl with freckles, you only think about how to outsmart the dark hairy beasts who live deep in the swamp
I know for a fact that freckled girl is interested in me. Nothing will happen. I should have loved when I was 23. Now I'm too cold and skeptic, too cold to be genuinely affectionate
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Once I have em skinned, head severed, I like to hang em at least 12 hours. This allows the carcass to go through rigor mortis. If you take meat off bones now it messes up that process. This is very important if you want tender meat.
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Despite their destructiveness, you can't deny their cultural contributions
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“You will never be a real elk. You have no antlers. You cannot bugle. You have no metatarsal glands. You are a donkey twisted into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.”
Four years ago a donkey named Diesel went missing in Wyoming. He's now part of an elk community
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@VandaliaPosts
Many older people associate things like that with progress. My grandparents were born in 1930s, grandpa on a tobacco farm in TN with 10 siblings. Tell him about butchering your own deer, even making your own biscuits, he will say "send it to a processor" "buy the frozen ones"
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We need to be building nuclear power plants in east Tennessee, decommissioning hydroelectric dams, turning half the previously submerged land into huntable public land, and the other half into farmland for a new homestead act.
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when i see that the guy on my snapchat who enjoys making rock stacks/circles has now also graduated to pulling up various plants and flowers and placing them in his rock circles to decorate them
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Sail Away Ladies, simple fiddle dance tune with some variation
Very much a TN tune imo, though in western NC it is very popular under the name Sally Anne
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Trapping is good. Manages predator populations so they don't overly pressure already imperiled species, like ground nesting birds. Creates good outdoors focused jobs for young men.
And fur is what people should be wearing instead of POLYESTER.
Kill trappers. Behead trappers. Roundhouse kick a trapper into the concrete. Slam dunk a trapper baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy trappers. Defecate in a trapper's food. Launch trappers into the sun. Stir fry trappers in a wok.
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Not an original observation but it’s crazy how many people eat hundreds of chickens, entire cows, multiple hogs, more meat than an ancient hunter gatherer, but are somehow terrified and disgusted by killing animals
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How long ago was it that everyone’s dog was an “outside dog”? 50-60 years ago? Bet no one even used to make the distinction. If you had a dog it probably lived outside in a doghouse or a cage.
I like dogs. I have a dog. I have had many dogs. That said, if you haven't noticed a radical shift in how dogs are treated in this society in just the last decade I think you're out of the loop.
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Ok, so you have a dead deer. Gut it, numerous sources about how to do this, it really isn’t that hard. I like wearing gloves, you can buy calving gloves if you want full arm coverage
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Activities yesterday:
Tons of hog sign, gonna have to set up a camera and figure out when they’re showing up
American chestnut? Or sawtooth oak? Hard to tell.
Also found an old graveyard. Born 1847. “7th Tenn Mounted Inf” Union volunteers civil war.
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Also… gave him the good ole stairwell treatment. I’m gonna move outta here one of these days so enjoy it while it lasts lol
Yesterday evening I one upped my 8 pt from November. 10 pt on public land in the mountains. They don’t make em much bigger than this around here.
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Tried reverse searing some backstrap in the smoker, came out looking pretty good
Think applewood might be the play, hickory is a tad strong
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God they're all 5 foot 3
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egirls ought not to pay
attention to these clowns
Craig is about to put himself
6 feet in the ground
cus all this damn website does
is keep on kickin him down
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