Roselia Valentine
@roselia_val
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The nose of Sacramento. ig: @/RoseliaValentine he/him she/her
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Me after putting Valentina on my popcorn
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So glad I was weird af in high school cuz now ain’t no one hittin me up to join their pyramid scheme 😌😌
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My and my ceramics teacher after we squashed our beef and after I got a haircut
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@degeneratejail
Our weird asses sleeping at night knowing we don’t have to sell vitamins or knives with high school acquaintances
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i used to have this Morgan McMichaels pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
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Me in the Skinamarink House as soon as I find a window
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You’ll be able to go to Raising Cane’s in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
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Mine would come out clean no shade
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I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO GET TO SAN JOSE ON THE 23RD TO MEET
@Glam_And_Gore
I WILL START WALKING THERE NOW IF I HAVE TO
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When I’m asked to quote the first word from the US Constitution
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Follow up to:
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Don’t tell me my order has shipped if the label was only created
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Me placing top 3 after making elote for the High Princx Pageant
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They were on to something (that something being I don’t wanna fucking pay rent)
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When you get to McDonalds before they stop serving breakfast
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When Eureka did this
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@ancient_fog
@Foxing
God this is the wildest display of fragile masculinity I’ve seen in a hot minute
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This was more horrifying than anything on Dr*gula
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It’s time for the semi annual reminder of this train wreck of a thread
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This makes me want an Auntie Anne’s real bad
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I may be tucked but best believe I’m still packing 🙏🏽💯
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Sac Queen reporting for duty 🫡
Save the dates! Jan 21st and Jan 28th for the High Princx Pageant at
@sfoasis
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🪦In darkness you will find me, I dance among the dead🪦
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When I’m on Silent Library and one of my teammates slips up
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I love that amazon can’t upload a single episode of Dragula properly lmfao
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁
AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN
👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻
HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦
every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽
for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉
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And if 😒you hated the show 😳 send 📤 your worst enemies 👺 our way ↪️ and we’ll take 🫴🏽 their money 🤑 one ☝🏽 dollar 💵 at a time⏰
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Not irl oomf thinking ESL stood for English Speaking Latina
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This stupid tweet still gets shared on Facebook/Instagram meme pages
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NOT GETTING PAID ON TIME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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On TV with a hard front, no wig cap, and no nail is insane
this is honestly so fierce. like….she deserves a Golden Globe for this.
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Y’all can’t tell me Jimbo wasn’t channeling Nanette Manoir
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My gay ass when my opponent has a 20 minute first move using cards with 3 page long texts
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Do NOT party with Bijou at Pride
It’s always two drunk bitches telling each other “exactly”
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This is how I sit on the toilet after kbbq fighting for my fucking life
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Me waiting in line at GameStop today for Pokémon eyes forward no eye contact so no incel talks to me
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Excited to announce that I have accepted the role as Elle Driver in the heavily anticipated Kill Bill Vol 3! Thank you Quentin for asking me to reprise such an iconic role!
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This is the way white women smile at the waiter in a Mexican restaurant after they say “gracias!”
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Me in Acting 101 at community college embodying a caged hamster getting some water
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I literally wanted
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to back an 18 wheeler over my legs and leave me there. THATS how gorgeous she is.
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When a drag queen performs like she’s possessed?! Baby you will be getting all my money!!
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Aht aht! 🛑 ✋🏽 this is your dental hygiene check before your gig
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I would go to the new drag school in SF if this was the teacher
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Now that the episode has aired I can finally unleash this photo I’ve been dying to use
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Youre a fucking bitch if you don’t get your clothes out of the washer/dryer as soon as it’s done
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If Loosey Laduca has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Loosey Laduca has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Loosey Laduca has no fans, that means I'm dead.
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You better be Kochina in clown mug behind the wheel looking like his son told him he doesn’t want the circus life if you think we’re fuc-
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Coco’s delivery of that line realigned my chakras or something
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Only answer. Next discourse topic.
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Me holding in a cough in public so people don’t prosecute me
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