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Told this Polish guy at work I’m from Uganda and he told me he has a friend from Gambia. So I also told him I have a friend from Romania now we’re both staring in silence.
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Child’s play. EA girlies have space for a projector if you can convince them 😍💀
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You gotta be a sick individual if you attracted to women over 30
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Bro, which animal is that supposed to be?
My Katatumba Academy OBz and OGz Muliwa. The only International School in Mbarara
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Bro if we get a group assignment your business is my business till we submit that jazz. I didn’t come this far for you to be at groove on Tuesday night with pending assignments.
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Gym weights stop at 40kg so this breddah came with his own 50kg weight. 😂😂 Now that’s locked in.
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Instead of sending MPs abroad for benchmarking, send as many uni students on exchange programmes then put them in think tanks. The things we would achieve!!
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“I don’t engage in Politics” is such a stupid statement for an adult to say.
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I know Mr. Mugisha’s camera when I see it. This definitely him.
WATCH: Kampala street cleaners celebrate following the sacking of Kampala Capital City Authority (
@KCCAUG
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This girl saw me at the club last weekend and first thing she asks me is if I know I look like this guy😒
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I’m gonna give my mama the world.
If she ain’t careful? The damn universe too.
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Today, I got into the Political Science degree program at the university I’ve worked so hard for. The irony is the admission letter found me at Hitler’s old place and I didn’t miss the chance to tell him I’m going to do a lot better than he did. Glory to God 💪🏾
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Asif bro wasn’t waking us up to stand in passage and clap for his shoes.
The guy who used to be beat me to a pulp in school at the Budo league on Sundays:
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If they opened McDonald’s in Kampala it would also have to be at Bandali.
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Was almost replying to my boy’s tweet till I saw the 3D chess he was playing in the comments. Had to salute the player and scroll on smiling. 😂😂😂
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Salzburg you beauty!
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Nah I can’t be living in the same 2024 as this AYK guy.
Ain’t no way bro 😂😂
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But gwe first wait, giving your boss nyigos for his birthday is top 10 craziest things ever. Like wtf happened to decorum?!
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@tandeka_mutebi
Talmbout “no one came to see me”. Bro you got yourself in that position to begin with 😂😂😂
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Man I love the hustle. I can’t even deny it. If I have to work for it? Take risks? Have the odds against me? Pass it to me please!
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I like French Montana, bro doesn’t beef with nobody just stays on every possible collabo and says “haaaa” every chance he gets.
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Why is fear of failure your reason for not trying yet by not trying you’re already failing!?🧐
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It’s so hectic laughing at ISA league jokes and in between you find these keyboard merchants still tweeting that nonsense.
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Guys your cousin is your cousin not your “cousin brother” or “cousin sister” or whatever! Just cousin, have a nice day!😒
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Saw my boy with that mini fan ting but then again he had all the huns.
I guess a win is a win. 🤷🏽
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You ever been handed off by this bro during savage in hockey pitch?💀
The answer is Kasozi. Now, what's your question? 🙂
#Jabbar
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Girly with the Brasil top and samba OGs combo at Central prolly thinks I got no home training for staring that long. Ffs 🤦🏾♂️
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There’s a kid learning mole concept in that heat in the south chemistry lab💀💀💀
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Boys, we up ⬆️
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Lord I see what you’re doing for others!
BREAKING: An aircraft carrying Malawi's Vice President Saulos Chilima and nine others has gone missing, a statement from the president's office said.
The Malawi Defense Force aircraft "went off the radar" after leaving the capital, Lilongwe, on Monday.
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We need one rapper to drop us an Anita diss track so that we lock in every morning. Meditation is nolonger cutting it!
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If I tell you a teacher pulled some fool through the staff room window and they took rounds malicing him (no diddy) you may think it’s cap. 💀
Champions League nights really slapped different in high school.
We are lucky we got to watch CR7 in his prime!
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Monday is pull day, Tuesday push and Wednesday is legs. See you at gym.
A week ago I was served breakfast at 6.54AM by the "LOML"😂
This evening I'm going to Phaneroo to give my life back to Christ.
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So if someone is not sane then how can they be Insane? Shouldn’t they rather be Outsane?
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Social media is a true testament that age doesn’t necessitate wisdom. We should have listened when the late Mr. Bakka told us better you remain silent so others assume you’re wise than speak and confirm your ignorance. Ba senior beswaza ku internet ya Elon Musk!😭
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That nigga Diddy so evil I haven’t seen a single Free Diddy hashtag.
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Man some of you are a tad bit too sensitive. Our friends flexed on us in school when they could and we didn’t crash out and become aimless in life. Let kids be kids ffs. You think I didn’t pass exams because some guy had a grab case that looked like a vault? Come on😂😂
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@charlesgava_256
@erima_sidney
Nah some pastor there was crying his eyes out and the congregation were crying with him 😂😂😂
Mu Ggulu walibayo kiboko!!!
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The tourists behind me; “Oh you’re from Los Angeles? Awww me too, how was the Oktoberfest blah blah”
Me my supervisor is here calling me every 5 minutes that I dare not take a break longer than 30 minutes. It’s a 10 hour shift I’ve only worked 3 😭😭😭😭
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“Turn to page 61” “fooled you” “okay last time, turn to page 83” by the time I was done following that shit class was done now I don’t know any French 💀
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“I can’t wait to grow up” must be the childhood statement that’s backfired the most. Cause wtf is going on man? 🤦🏾
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My budget is Burundi type tight for the rest of this year.
Differences between how they riot in Kenya and how it’s done in Uganda.
Link to full video -
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Yet me I call all my friends in law school “Senior Counsel”
The term “senior” lawyer will never not amuse me 😂😂
Why’s it such a big thing in that fraternity…
Why’s there no fuss about senior accountant, engineer?
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Apple times you at your brokest point then bills you. Takes everything you have and then some.
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Spotify queuing “First Person Shooter” after “Like that” is chaotic 😂😂😂
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My little sister called to say she won elections and is the new speaker at her primary school. Boy was I so proud!!
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@_jjemba
Some guy in the comments has said Apple Pay and I knew the confusion has already started 😂😂😂
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Habit 2: Begin with the end in mind.
This player is clearly highly effective.
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I like watching them Power slap competitions on YouTube as I eat. Guys be having the shit smacked out of them on there 😂😂😂😂
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Injustice and concerts is the only thing you find about Uganda on here. Who tf is in charge and why have the powers that may be seem to have forsaken us? If I hear that “pearl of Africa” nonsense once more slaps will fly. Pearl of which Africa??
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Idk where Kira found Ekanya but fairs 🤣🤣🤣
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Guys who want to study Aircraft Engineering, Lufthansa has some crazy offers for you lot with brains. Tell someone if you know any.
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@4918Mr
Only time being a Muganda stings.
What you mean we are going to Entebbe for Christmas? 💀
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This week didn’t even give me a chance. Friction on Monday morning??
Man that’s some bullshit.
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That brother Tsau James had us confused before we could even understand a thing.
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Guys are playing jams so cold the app is freezing 😂😂😂
#JamSeshThursdays
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You can never open this app and not land on something horrendously stupid or disappointing happening in either Uganda or America. It’s alwaysssss something!
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The only thing the Ukrainians in my class know about Uganda is “who killed Captain Alex?” Guys have watched the thing and I can’t even explain 😂😂😂
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So that nigga Adam ate a fruit he weren’t supposed to now I gotta wake up at 8 and have the matrix kick my ass? Man, that’s some bs.
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Summer was fun when it lasted but the way these Fall rains have come in heavy, short niggas are gonna start germinating.
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Guys who study in Cape Town, how do you focus on your education?🤔
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Mfs on the internet have predicted everything except when we are removing the dictator
if kendrick real then he need to diss both of them light skin niggas “there ain’t no fuckin big 3” but he’s not
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@calvin_mutungi
Offals and fries shouldn’t be eaten on the same day my bro. Even the same week is nasty work.
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Guys wanting to cause a safety car before the end is witchcraft forreal wtf?
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I’m gonna grab that 20 and place it on an odd 3. Them grand kids will hustle their way out 💀
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I thought Uganda was the word for that
A "kakistocracy" is a system where the government is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.
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Nai commo and England commo everyday at break time. Guys were designing combos in them mfs 😂😂😂
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Only way we can find this guy is locating his babe, his plug and where he buys liquor. The rest are by the ways.
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I hope it rained as it always did.
Gakyali Mabaga ❤️
118 years strong!✊🏾
We celebrate the heritage of those that came before and the relentless pursuit of greatness of the ones that follow.
Happy Founders Day. GAKYALI MABAGA!❤️
#TBL7
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Man have I laughed so hard 😂😂😂 (the translation is “thick milk” though)
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in September
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“Ghe, asif first drink mob.” That’s how you lot say happy birthday these days? 😂😂
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They shall walk. They have to! Whatsoever the bail.
#March2Parliament
#Youcantdetainabaddie
#FreeFaiza
#FreeDrThomas
#FreeBeewol
#FreeBaron
Tomorrow, Faiza, Beewol, Thomas, Baron and Musinguzi are coming back to Nakawa Magistrate’s court for their Bail Hearing.
They all have sureties and legal presentation.
What we need now is for people to show up for them; we don’t know what the bail money will be so please; if
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The way you lot keep complaining about your MTN /Airtel data and internet service, I have a feeling the staff added themselves to y’alls Tugabane or something 😹😹😹
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@IAbdul10
HSCs felt like Godfathers carrying around those huge umbrellas every time we went to funcs 😂
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They sent Luciano and Aitch to the studio to make a Euros song and the results have mashed me😂😂😂😂
Song is called baddies, start there.
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Don’t let my boy Ogwal see this!
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Bro 130m for clothes and non are designer? You’re battling an experienced lot.
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Man you just can’t pass me the aux because one moment we shall be listening to Jay Z 4:44 next thing it’s Nina Roz Anayinama playing 😂😂😂😂
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See the thing is in a sport where anything can happen to you at any time and affect your entire livelihood and way of life, welfare needs to be an obvious case. Getting banned for facts is actually crazyyyy! Magomu basically went to the sin bin for saying 1+1=2
#IStandWithMagomu
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Remember that scene when Riley found out Gangstalicious was gay?
This how that rap beef gon’ end.
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I have one problem. Once I know and believe I can do something, Nothing is going to change my mind about it. Hmm I am going to do it.
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Bro the kiddo who steps on the cable in this gwa must be handled by the cartel or something 😂😂😂
You’d step on the cable in lecture theathre and them niggas would @ your mum 💀💀
In Mexico, there were government-sponsored public watch parties for the final episodes of Dragon Ball Super.
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Spider, Baby and Wunna on Chanel (Go get it)
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My mom 🫡
1. Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
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