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@NewstalkZB If you followed mainstream media you'd assume 95% of "misinformation spreaders" walk around with their mouths open 24/7. Never any flattering shots.
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@SundaeDivine @ArtCandee @dwight_blackman I don't get it, one photo is Elon with his kid and the other is Billy Zane's character from Titanic kidnapping someone else's kid to try get on a lifeboat.
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@NewstalkZB For a second I thought you guys had a perfectly normal unbias headline for once till I saw "controversial."
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@truereckons1 Dang she aged like poo.
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@DerekWeston27 @3TH3RIC @libsoftiktok @NewYorkFBI Right you are. I'm thinking of an acronym. The weekend can't come soon enough. Well given the 2020 election was during a pandemic and mail in voting was pushed it's fair for people to be skeptical.
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@DerekWeston27 @3TH3RIC @libsoftiktok @NewYorkFBI Yes is an anagram for "you're extremely stupid" get with the times fam. YES. Joking aside yeah that's a tough one to defend. In a broad sense I get it, 81 million votes for Biden in 2020 the most votes for any president ever is very suss. Curious to see what they unearth.
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@ginacarano Yeah well his relative is clearly just another stale pale male so I don't see a problem.
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@ovppodcast You know I'm shamelessly plugging my animation.
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Ahmed Johnson finds Shawn Michaels' Smile - 1996
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@GundamIsHere Cuuuuuute.
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@OpinionistNZ Not stopping after hitting someone is definitely messed up but what was he doing walking down a motorway?
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@thereadymix Her name is Whoopi.. Her name is synonyms with joke fart balloons.
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@aniobrien Yeah first time hearing it and I already hate it. Even taking out the weird element of the wife/husband thing just the quirky office/worker lingo mimicking trends and terms they see on social media is insufferable.
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@SonofOmahu @smh And they most likely took Trump's "fight like hell" line at Jan 6th literally..
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@Dame__Jane And anytime I hear The Great Escape by Gwen Stefani.
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@Dame__Jane And maybe during the halftime Superbowl.
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@TimRunsHisMouth Her pathetic little moustache grown in defiance of God is the cherry on top. An unnecessary touch of realism. It's like "uh ma'am you've got a bit off coffee on your fac-" "How dare you! My pronouns are he/him and this is my beard! *sob* F*cking bigot!"
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