@arealtravistea i’m on my velma kelly, doing number 17: the spread eagle!!!!

@arealtravistea baby idk what to tell you

RT @alexinquotes: My trade was WHAT?!

RT @capsboybebop: remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

literally me wtf

playing all 15 tracks of Britney on literal loop

RT @hering_david: “It’s ok - better times are just around the corner!” The corner:

the return / the twilight zone

should i watch scream 3 at 9:51am

@SenJohnKennedy you could use a detox yourself, beloved. ya look like foreskin 🫶

if billie is gonna keep dressing like chingy, she is morally obligated to record a cover of “one call away”

RT @JustMattBentley: Actually this is our third tour of Iraq

RT @then0wnow: drake rolled out on stage like this

fka twigs and oklou prove once and for all that we are not in a “Y2K nostalgia moment” but are actually in a 1998/1999 looking-ahead-to-Y2K moment

RT @6len0022: i want a rich hardworking husband so i can run a bakery that loses $40K a month

RT @colemanjspilde: me as the photographer: okayyyy great i know that was a bumpy car ride ladies but we’ve finally made it to the ugliest…

it’s honestly worth remembering (mostly for vigilance, certainly for proportion, maybe even for some calm) that American life under a dictatorship will ultimately feel tolerable and normal. maybe even boring.

@offbeatorbit also the truth that nobody wanted to admit at the time is that everybody was hating because they were a little jealous of lena

this edible ain’t shit. me 5 min later: