here we go

i could’ve played my synthesizer, but i wasn’t in the moog

i had wanted to become a shoemaker, but my dad told me i wouldn’t last

snakes usually major in hissstory

@Kaetrena no, but everything went to pot :(

@Kaetrena i’m losing my gryphon on reality!

@cj_sheu heh heh

initially there was a lot of interest in my jungle-mammal research, but it tapir-ed off

@chinarhyming @alecash i’ve just finished cataloguing all the seeds cultivated by the aztecs, and i’m quite proud of my a-chia-vement…

@radiomukhers @chinarhyming elon is totally gonna ban usssss

no one in geology class had a good memory, so when asked for examples of metamorphic rock, no one gave a schist

@GraceLP @LouiseWalters12 whoa!

@Kaetrena oh burry me not on the lone prairie!

@taoleighgoffe @doubledaybooks @penguinrandom @PenguinUKBooks @HamishH1931 @LaboratoryDark boom!

just when i think i’ve seen blair witch project enuf times so it doesn’t scare me, i’m trying to stream on criterion channel, and it glitches out and stops every 5 mins. every other vid is fine!

@GlobalCloggie things can change so quickly, buildings come down, new ones built over them. take a picture of any block in taipei, come back two years later, you’ll be amazed

@GlobalCloggie you forgot to whisper the secret code, haha!