pepto abysmal
@roastedryebread
Followers
3,289
Following
646
Media
377
Statuses
2,886
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#Jin_Happy
• 806985 Tweets
#IllBeThereOutNow
• 286250 Tweets
Official MV
• 92660 Tweets
Mel Gibson
• 76218 Tweets
Vikings
• 72909 Tweets
Racing
• 69681 Tweets
#MEGANACTII
• 63472 Tweets
Luka
• 61068 Tweets
Rams
• 55553 Tweets
halsey
• 50134 Tweets
Klay
• 42847 Tweets
農業バイト
• 39844 Tweets
#DISEASE
• 36722 Tweets
連載マンガ
• 32704 Tweets
Charlamagne
• 31335 Tweets
Yuri Alberto
• 25268 Tweets
Puka
• 24050 Tweets
Nuggets
• 22796 Tweets
TWICE TALK THAT SHOOT
• 19559 Tweets
Stafford
• 18225 Tweets
ジュニア
• 16840 Tweets
Chet
• 16609 Tweets
Darnold
• 16488 Tweets
上げ底弁当
• 16288 Tweets
Bigger in Texas
• 15624 Tweets
セブン社長
• 15089 Tweets
Hayırlı Cumalar
• 12993 Tweets
Waldo
• 12538 Tweets
HEALTY SKIN WITH LK
• 11598 Tweets
addison rae
• 11518 Tweets
i keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and i just cant believe i live in a time where i am gettin my servant robots names mixed up
40
5K
30K
i used to punish myself at the movies by not eating the popcorn until after the trailers, and the movie started- but i'm realizing now that christ died for me
1
133
2K
i usually dont get political on here but: 💕💕💕🥺🥺🫶💕🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕
1
9
188
it gave me an outline of this unicorn necklace too haha
0
3
58
not to get political, but i do enjoy being a boy who gets off work and eats dinner
3
0
44
The reason you tear up a little when you yawn is because your body is so so sad that it’s awake
0
9
38
Amazing grace how sweet the sound
Who saved a 🔧 like me
0
6
35
you guys im going to make a short film i just need you all to bear with me with this
3
0
34
okay so picture this: Inside Out meets The Purge and the emotions can do whatever the heck want for 24 hours
5
3
34
30 likes and I’ll buy these Colgate teethe whitening strips from the Goodwill
1
0
33
this post is dedicated to sitting down, with or without a chair !
1
6
32
if ur dating a film kid, ur single to me,,
what are they gonna do? explain the 180 degree rule to me and then talk about the french neuw wave??
4
1
31
my personal hell is when the Cha Cha Slide or Cuban Shuffle is happening at an event and you are at the front of the room and everyone is watching you “cha cha real slow”
1
0
29
Water was off at my house today, so this morning I brushed w/ La Criox
1
0
29
I’m 21 years old and at this point in life I thought I would have eaten an edible arrangements at least once
3
1
28
i think i just saw
@megstalter
at the cheesecake factory looking super mysterious and hot 🫂🤦♂️💗💗✨✨
1
0
29
[in parking lot]
Me: I don’t like the fit I have on rn
Bo: you don’t look great but you look good enough for Party City
[both enter Party City]
0
2
27
how did they chose which plants got to go?
Barcelona's Liceu Opera House reopened its doors for the first time in over three months to hold a concert for an audience of nearly 2,300 house plants
869
20K
73K
1
4
25
Feeling insecure at Trader Joe’s right now bc my outfit not stylish
1
0
26
me during christmas time: oh gosh golly, have a holly jolly christmas this year
me the rest of the year: oh gosh golly
0
3
26
this is what i look like if I am forced to drink my coffee without a cookie or little treat
0
3
25
about to pretend to be asleep in my Uber so my driver has to carry me to bed ☺️
3
2
24
people who ask you if you want water when they go up to get water go to heaven automatically
0
4
25
Why don’t I go to Home Depot more often this smell is great and I feel like a responsible father
0
0
23
it’s 3am and I can’t figure out how to get the ‘what Disney character are you’ filter
3
0
24
currently listening to 90s r&b with a super high fever- I really feelin like I’m about to enter the afterlife
0
0
23
I walked by a drunk homeless guy in flagstaff yesterday— and him and his friends roasted me from head to toe as follows:
“Look at this guy looking foolish”
“What are those... CAPREEZ?!”
“that hair is wack”
“Fuck you man”
“Gay!”
4
0
24
this lady was watching me while I made her tuna sandwich today at work, and she told me ‘I woke up in the middle of the night, to the sound of the rain, last night craving a hot tuna sandwich and now it’s being manifested right now by you’
1
0
24
happy national coming out day! 🏳️🌈 as most of you probably know by now, I was in fact a Dr Who fan growing up (some may identify as a ‘Whovian’) if any of you ever need someone to talk to my DMS are open!
0
0
24
i don't have the money to go buy a Pumpkin Spice Latte, so i think i'll just put garlic powder in my coffee
2
1
23
my morning routine is:
-wake up
-spit in the sink
-send a thirst pic/meme to every groupchat im in
-overshare something to my friends
-yoga with Adriene
-sit at my kitchen table and look put the window while i drink water
-send a silly pic to individual friend
ready for the day!
0
1
23
I get more nervous to ask for the WiFi password than I do trying to start an improv scene
0
3
22
or... dare I say, short film..
3
0
22
I found this on my old sticky note pad from last school year and am still asking the same question
2
0
22
just remembered something that happened to me as a kid:
4th grade (9yrs old), arrived at school and it was Crazy Hair Day™️ !!
My hair was not crazy, my mother and I forgot— I cried from the start of the school day until snack break (8AM-10AM) in the bathroom.
2
0
23
And then this kid Marcel (who had broken both of his legs earlier in the school year) came to the bathroom and brought me normal rubber bands so I could make my hair crazy.
Marcel if you are reading this, thank you
1
0
23
when I'm on a first date and they ask me what conversion therapy was like
1
0
23
I may not have a valentines but I DID just pee on my foot by accident
0
0
22
i feel like the letters of the alphabet get more badass as they go on.
2
2
23
Okay I lied and ended up waiting and making them today
I’m going to make deviled eggs in about 20 minutes, for the first time, kinda nervous
2
0
14
0
0
22
just remembered that last year when I cut my cheek this is the bandage the health center gave me
0
0
23
roommates debating Drake vs Kanye rn and I have never felt more g*y
1
0
22
there are two elderly (Like 70yrs old) brother/sister at this coffee shop, and the brother is explaining the plot of Secret Life of Pets— but neither of them have seen it
1
0
22
filing for unemployment while watching Avatar: The Last Airbender
0
0
22
Anyone want to crash a teenage fire nation party on Ember Island tonight?
DM me
1
2
22
the thing about responding to texts is that it never ends, because then they respond to YouR response... toxic cycle
2
3
20
People with apple watches really be out here acting like they have the Omnitrix from Ben 10
0
1
20
An escape room --- except its just me stuck inside my own head
0
0
21
okay warning this is a tweet for me to brag, but i got streetcast this week and today we are shooting😵💫my ego… hugeeee
2
0
21
the sexual tension between my temporary/mortal body, and eternal soul
1
0
20
has anyone been secretly filming me for the past 4ish years?? now would be a great time to cut together a montage of all my heartfelt memories, please, and I don’t even care if the lighting is bad
1
1
20