i used to punish myself at the movies by not eating the popcorn until after the trailers, and the movie started- but i'm realizing now that christ died for me
my personal hell is when the Cha Cha Slide or Cuban Shuffle is happening at an event and you are at the front of the room and everyone is watching you “cha cha real slow”
Barcelona's Liceu Opera House reopened its doors for the first time in over three months to hold a concert for an audience of nearly 2,300 house plants
I walked by a drunk homeless guy in flagstaff yesterday— and him and his friends roasted me from head to toe as follows:
“Look at this guy looking foolish”
“What are those... CAPREEZ?!”
“that hair is wack”
“Fuck you man”
“Gay!”
this lady was watching me while I made her tuna sandwich today at work, and she told me ‘I woke up in the middle of the night, to the sound of the rain, last night craving a hot tuna sandwich and now it’s being manifested right now by you’
happy national coming out day! 🏳️🌈 as most of you probably know by now, I was in fact a Dr Who fan growing up (some may identify as a ‘Whovian’) if any of you ever need someone to talk to my DMS are open!
my morning routine is:
-wake up
-spit in the sink
-send a thirst pic/meme to every groupchat im in
-overshare something to my friends
-yoga with Adriene
-sit at my kitchen table and look put the window while i drink water
-send a silly pic to individual friend
ready for the day!
just remembered something that happened to me as a kid:
4th grade (9yrs old), arrived at school and it was Crazy Hair Day™️ !!
My hair was not crazy, my mother and I forgot— I cried from the start of the school day until snack break (8AM-10AM) in the bathroom.
And then this kid Marcel (who had broken both of his legs earlier in the school year) came to the bathroom and brought me normal rubber bands so I could make my hair crazy.
Marcel if you are reading this, thank you
there are two elderly (Like 70yrs old) brother/sister at this coffee shop, and the brother is explaining the plot of Secret Life of Pets— but neither of them have seen it
has anyone been secretly filming me for the past 4ish years?? now would be a great time to cut together a montage of all my heartfelt memories, please, and I don’t even care if the lighting is bad