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@riverdog898

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FBI was my employer — seven years; HQ, Wash DC; SCIF. Just published my novel, ‘Fly in the Ointment’ — inspired by supernaturally horrifying FBI investigation.

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"Child .... You don't understand. You're All ... children. Imbeciles, actually. Focus. LISTEN. Dying is not the problem. Dying ... is the easy part ... read FREE now!
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Read FREE now! BookLife - ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries….”The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only horrors.” … unpredictable …. unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’
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Praise for Fly in the Ointment II ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ - BookLife
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Please click the link to see a message for YOU from the author – scroll to the bottom.
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‘NOT suitable for any — but those who crave THE hottest sauce’
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BOOKLIFE screams “Epic haunted novel; bizarre scares, discoveries ….“The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors” … things get crazier from there … unpredictable …. eruptions of comic-horror. Cooper springs smart jolts … all building to an
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1 year
My crack Youtube team (my Cocker Spaniel) published my video with the wrong title. Thus we are republishing here with the correct one. Have a fabulous day, friends. [OK … it was me. Biscuit is innocent.]
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Praise for Fly in the Ointment II ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
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‘NOT suitable for any — but those who crave THE hottest sauce’
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1 year
“No … I’m not lying, Hunter. I would never hurt you. I … didn’t do anything .…” The corpse’s eyes flamed. It coughed … or upchucked, Kevin couldn’t tell which. Teetering, the Hunter-thing bellowed… “You lie!” Then … it moved its hands toward the knife buried in its chest.
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10 months
@hardasamother Nobody wants Blondi’s phone number Nobody wants to get to know Blondi She can’t do small talk, requires fourth grade education Her hair color is called “Blindingly Fake” her legs, so-called, are sticks
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Read NOW Free …
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4 months
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
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@KirstenKaye_ Does a hug come with a burger?
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4 months
Hell on Earth. Rave reviews. Read FREE now!
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Praise for Fly in the Ointment II ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
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Robert Cooper
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READ FREE NOW HORROR stunner! Praise for ROBERT COOPER’s debut: BooLife — “ … horror elements take center stage … Cooper demonstrates wicked inventiveness and timing. He can spring a jolt, a gross-out, a surprise. ” Kirkus Reviews — “… cliffhanger .… epicenter for a powerful
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Robert Cooper
1 year
@NatashaCL7 Hello! Please excuse, just joined Twitter. Find it way confusing. If you are asking me (personally) YES my home is my happy place. And most any place with family or good friends is a marvelous place. My needs are few. Thank you!
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HORROR stunner! Praise for ROBERT COOPER’s debut: BookLife — “ … horror elements take center stage … Cooper demonstrates wicked inventiveness and timing. He can spring a jolt, a gross-out, a surprise. ” Kirkus Reviews — “… cliffhanger .… epicenter for a powerful evil in this
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9 months
I lost two friends after publishing this book. One told me he thought I was dabbling in bad stuff. My other friend was more succinct — said I was evil. Then he cut me off. Won’t communicate anymore. This is all legit. Glad my mother’s not around to read my book.
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1 year
FINAL for YouTube trash SHORT flipped 3 via @YouTube
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4 months
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
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1 year
Biscuit, the Terror Hound (cocker spaniel) and I just published Book II of our series. Hoping you might chance a peek. Click the link to experience our promo. We hope you’ll drop us a line and bleed profusely … er, rather … that is, of course… speak freely. HAPPY HARROWEEN!
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Read NOW Free …
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4 months
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
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@alleyrehfeldt Hello Alley! Just joined Twitter/X today ... I'm totally lost on app. Just published the first two books in my new series. No budget; trying to get the word out. Previously wrote for Warner Bros. Studios. Please check link to my book's Youtube ad. THX!
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Read NOW Free …
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Praise for Fly in the Ointment II ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
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1 year
Hello Everyone. Just published a YT SHORT promoting my debut HORROR novel. A writer for decades. This is my invitation to you to take a look if interested. My novel is ... mmm ... out of the ordinary. A bit weirder, a bit more thoughtful ... a Big bit more harrowing. Peace!
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Robert Cooper
4 months
Death is the easy part…
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HORROR stunner! Praise for ROBERT COOPER’s debut: BookLife — “ … horror elements take center stage … Cooper demonstrates wicked inventiveness and timing. He can spring a jolt, a gross-out, a surprise. ” Kirkus Reviews — “… cliffhanger .… epicenter for a powerful evil in this
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1 year
@AnnTravers11 don’t want to shock you, Ann… But in the United States most men don’t wear make up. It would be rare to find a man with make up.
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@latterdaylaura You got that right! Keep up the good work - its needed.
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@DrkrmEditions thanks much dark room, appreciate it!
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@annette_koppco Thanks so much! Your kind wishes are so so appreciated.
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No no no … why?
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@StephenKing What’s your point? Let’s hear it. Drive-by comments achieve nothing.
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