FBI was my employer — seven years; HQ, Wash DC; SCIF. Just published my novel, ‘Fly in the Ointment’ — inspired by supernaturally horrifying FBI investigation.
"Child .... You don't understand. You're All ... children. Imbeciles, actually. Focus. LISTEN. Dying is not the problem. Dying ... is the easy part ...
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BookLife - ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries….”The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only horrors.” … unpredictable …. unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II ‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ - BookLife
BOOKLIFE screams “Epic haunted novel; bizarre scares, discoveries ….“The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors” … things get crazier from there … unpredictable …. eruptions of comic-horror. Cooper springs smart jolts … all building to an
My crack Youtube team (my Cocker Spaniel) published my video with the wrong title. Thus we are republishing here with the correct one. Have a fabulous day, friends. [OK … it was me. Biscuit is innocent.]
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II
‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
“No … I’m not lying, Hunter. I would never hurt you. I … didn’t do anything .…”
The corpse’s eyes flamed. It coughed … or upchucked, Kevin couldn’t tell which. Teetering, the Hunter-thing bellowed…
“You lie!”
Then … it moved its hands toward the knife buried in its chest.
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Nobody wants Blondi’s phone number
Nobody wants to get to know Blondi
She can’t do small talk, requires fourth grade education
Her hair color is called “Blindingly Fake” her legs, so-called, are sticks
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II
‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II
‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
READ FREE NOW HORROR stunner! Praise for ROBERT COOPER’s debut:
BooLife — “ … horror elements take center stage … Cooper demonstrates wicked inventiveness and timing. He can spring a jolt, a gross-out, a surprise. ”
Kirkus Reviews — “… cliffhanger .… epicenter for a powerful
@NatashaCL7
Hello! Please excuse, just joined Twitter. Find it way confusing. If you are asking me (personally) YES my home is my happy place. And most any place with family or good friends is a marvelous place. My needs are few. Thank you!
HORROR stunner! Praise for ROBERT COOPER’s debut:
BookLife — “ … horror elements take center stage … Cooper demonstrates wicked inventiveness and timing. He can spring a jolt, a gross-out, a surprise. ”
Kirkus Reviews — “… cliffhanger .… epicenter for a powerful evil in this
I lost two friends after publishing this book. One told me he thought I was dabbling in bad stuff. My other friend was more succinct — said I was evil. Then he cut me off. Won’t communicate anymore. This is all legit. Glad my mother’s not around to read my book.
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II
‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
Biscuit, the Terror Hound (cocker spaniel) and I just published Book II of our series. Hoping you might chance a peek. Click the link to experience our promo. We hope you’ll drop us a line and bleed profusely … er, rather … that is, of course… speak freely. HAPPY HARROWEEN!
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II
‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
@alleyrehfeldt
Hello Alley! Just joined Twitter/X today ... I'm totally lost on app. Just published the first two books in my new series. No budget; trying to get the word out. Previously wrote for Warner Bros. Studios. Please check link to my book's Youtube ad. THX!
Praise for Fly in the Ointment II
‘Epic haunted house novel … bizarre scares, discoveries, comedy…. “The ‘Fun-House of Horrors’ was losing its fun-ness, which left only the horrors.” … unpredictable …. building to an unsettling and quite inventive cliffhanger climax.’ -
Hello Everyone. Just published a YT SHORT promoting my debut HORROR novel. A writer for decades. This is my invitation to you to take a look if interested. My novel is ... mmm ... out of the ordinary. A bit weirder, a bit more thoughtful ... a Big bit more harrowing. Peace!
HORROR stunner! Praise for ROBERT COOPER’s debut:
BookLife — “ … horror elements take center stage … Cooper demonstrates wicked inventiveness and timing. He can spring a jolt, a gross-out, a surprise. ”
Kirkus Reviews — “… cliffhanger .… epicenter for a powerful evil in this