Asshole cramps is the most unnecessary thing about being a woman. Like what does a possible baby/period have to do with my asshole please? Just doing anything
Some girl wanted to troll me and tell me I’m shaped like a teenage boy when I’m clearly not but now she’s blocked me cause I commented on her wedding post saying awww you married Peter Griffin 🥹. Just because someone has a following doesn’t warrant you to be mean, ill get you 😭
Is it just me that gets in bed and thinks “wooow this feels so good” each night 😭 no matter where I am or what I’ve been doing, getting in bed is always my favourite part of the day
The UK is sooo pc man. Whenever the conversations are getting juicy, here comes Emma Willis talking about “should we wrap it up guys?” pleaseeee man 😐 they need to make Miss R Fab the presenter
#loveisblinduk
Some of you would tweet your bank details if it meant you could flex on others 😭 why tweet you have 50K sitting in savings? Do you know how easy it is to find out your other details on the web. Take cyber security seriously 😡
The way I’m cutting people off, I’m even scared I’ll cut myself off 🤣 but it was high time I did some repackaging of friendships. I’ve been asking myself “how do I feel when I’m with this person?” and if the answer is I feel drained after spending time with you then BOY.
@DiorLDN
She even replied that 🤣 she goes “you think you can have a following and people can’t have an opinion” and I said “same to you & my opinion is that your husband looks like Peter Griffin 🤭”
Also, be obsessed with yourself. Not in a selfish way (but kinda) — Hyperfocus on your needs, your security, your happiness, your everything. Even things like how you want your hair, how you express your style. Not to say you’re a constant WIP but you’re your most important thing
Crazy how people act surprised that I trust my husband to look after our daughter while I’m on holiday… that’s literally his child?!. He has been with her everyday for nearly 1year, like of course he knows how to look after her 😭
I really hope none of my friends are secret pocket watchers and are tearing me down like this. And if you are, may God make my pockets overflow so it can pain you more and may he remove you from my life too because I’m the type to be over generous
@Toyosiii
LOOOL he worded it wrong cause he was like oh now we are away from the group can I get some tips and I was like yes sure so next time I would do: xyz 🤣🤣
Nope I believe in talking stages, I personally don’t know a person after 3 months and I’m not chopping and changing boyfriends every couple of months I beg. There’s no right or wrong but for meee please
30 days till I’m 31 😭 I need it to be my winning year. The one needs to be WON because 30 was actually on some bullshit. I hope God has an unbelievable testimony planned for me, where things that are beyond my wildest dreams happen. From my lips to God’s ears
The way I don’t leave my house without purpose I think I can really do this. I only really see people I want to see and if you aren’t close to us, there’s no reason for you to know I’m pregnant till after
Can people stop messaging me “this is defo the engagement trip” anyyyytime they see me abroad 😭 firstly it absolutely cannot be as it’s my birthday trip, the tantrum would be wild and secondly you’ll end up ruining it for me when the trip really is an engagement trip
Wow. She’s so beautiful and well spoken on such a hurtful situation, I commend her. My breakdown would be televised because ain’t nobody making it out unscathed.
People liking my pics is making me cryyy 🤣 this means you people went to my media to verify if I do look like a teenage boy 💀💀 fair enough because I would’ve done the same 🤭
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@NalasBaby
IS LAUNCHING IN
@superdrug
next week monday 30th in over 450 stores🎉😁
That would be 7 new retailers in less than a year in OVER 3000 stores. Im so gasseddd
God has really come through for this business and so have you guys and everyone thats ever bought a
My friends daughter went to nursery and said “can somebody match my freak?” and when her mum asked her why she’s saying she said “Aunty Flo taught me” eiiii snitchesss everywhere
I wanna say something but please don’t eat me guys 👀🫣
What is it about your friends’ romantic relationships that rattle you so much that this boyfriend vs friends comparison is always a hot topic? I actually think that needs to be interrogated a little
One thing that gets me through tough times is knowing my man will do something to put a smile back on my face. I just know he’s going to do something extra nice for me over this situation so in a way thank you heifers 🤭