Rita Aseke Oluwatosin
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Romans 8:32😊 Catholic💯Gemini ♊ foodie 🍝💃🏾Maltesers🍫 I shine 🌝 Esan girl 😈 with drops of Ogbomoso blood😇sprinkles of kaduna vibes 😋 and lagos ment 🙂
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31 looks so good on you Aseke 🥳
Flourish and be great 🎊🎉❤
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3months of consistent hair routine. I love the result I am getting. Hairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Happy 30th Aseke 🎉
Flourish and be great 🤗❤
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Wore a lot of green this month, had to change my hair color to green 😄 My mom now calls me "green lady". It was a month filled with plenty shege and sprinkle of smiles 🙂 but, Ba tsarki sai Allah 🤲
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March dump...
My boss took these pictures of me while calling me "craze person" 😂😂😂😂 sweet girl like me 😇
I have the coolest madam 😌
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Esan 🙂
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😊
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The urge to always say "akwai nan" when I get to my busstop. Then I remember I am in lagos 😢
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🙂
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See what the lord has done
What I waited for, has come to pass... 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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One conductor for this lagos shout for me 😭 I was so tempted to tell him that no conductor shouts at me in Kaduna 😭😭😭😭 I just murmured it. They are all in a haste. Them no go even pack well make person come down before they zoom off. No light 😭 tp na die 😭
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@NiteniteMelissa
@Lwazohr
@MadzingaHN
@JeSuis_Bux
@theLingeriePro
@_thatomothibi
@Correct_Always
@DutchessAonani
@ubifranklin1
@rida234
proverbs 31 woman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Aspiring iyawo oga with the bombastic side eye 🥰❤
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I remember how scared I used to be because I thought I'd see shege after NYSC. God came through for me in ways I didn't expect. Post nysc depression was something I didn't go through, I can never forget that.
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Good morning everyone. This is a gentle reminder to also use water to wash your bumbum instead of just using tissue to wipe it. Something about two factor authentication. Enjoy your day people of God. Kissessssss...
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Got to the office and started dancing to Buga 😂 my office people are tired of me 😩
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It's my birthday
*Blows breeze*
Send me money 😂✌
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I was walking to barracks this morning to enter ojota bus and I noticed this man following me. Only for me to get to ojota and I saw the same man inside the same bus, just behind me. He came down at ojota too, blew me a kiss, crossed the road and entered bus back to barracks 😭😭
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Give your heart to someone with a functional brain.
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4yrs ago when I clocked 25, I wasn't in a good place due to unnecessary pressure 😂😂😂😂😂. But today? I am not where I want to be but I have learnt to trust God over the years. I am not where I used to be and that's growth ☺
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I have had my bestfriend for 23yrs but I still get excited whenever I see her and talk to her 😊
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@lollypeezle
This is my big mummy and her husband 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steadily washing people. I always sit in the parlour because of them. Them no dey even notice say I dey there.
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You can never ever ever ever never ever ever ever never go wrong with eba and okro soup 🤲🏾
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I hate how the writers of Wura made Dimeji's character stupid. No sensible person should trust Jeje with anything not to even talk of a DNA test.
#WuraShowmax
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God is in my neighborhood. My best friend gave birth the day before yesterday and one of my friend just got a job 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳. Thank you Jesus! 💃🏾🎉🥳
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Some of you are so sad and frustrated, and it reflects in all your replies under people's tweets.
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God abeg 🤲🏽 may I not open up to the wrong person(s) just because I need to talk to someone.
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Lord, for thy tender mercy's sake
lay not our sins to our charge,
but forgive that is past,
and give us grace to amend our sinful lives:
to decline from sin and incline to virtue,
that we may walk in a perfect heart,
before thee now and evermore.
Amen.
🤲🏾
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It has come to my notice that I am an elderly person. Make nobody stress me abeg 🤲
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You no know me you dey claim you love me. What if I am a witch?
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Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
You people did not say that this Battle on Buka Street is hot like this ooooooo
Kilode???????
No be small battle o. My God!!!!!!!
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Send forth your spirit oh lord and renew the face of the earth...
I believe in one holy Catholic and Apostolic church...
Pentecost Sunday 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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For the next 6 sundays, I'll be wearing new cloth 😌 I love it.
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I like how of recent I am meeting pple who are intentional abt how they treat others. Pple who are genuinely nice, kind nd actually care. I might learn a thing or 2, stop being foul mouthed nd also learn 2 control my temper. I still fit change am for you if u pass ur boundary. 🙂
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Got home from work to meet jollof rice and dodo, and, fish and chips but I chose to make eba because there was okro soup with fish 😌
Na why my belle dey big 😪
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You dont have female friends that send you money and spoil you once once? Tragic.
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I came to lagos with a flat tummy, now, I don dey get pouch 😭
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Lord, for thy tender mercy's sake
Lay not our sins to our charge,
But forgive that is past,
And give us grace to amend our sinful lives:
To decline from sin and incline to virtue,
That we may walk in a perfect heart,
Before thee now and evermore.
Amen.
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Good morning my beautiful sisters. My prayer for us today is that may we not marry men that will use iron sponge to wash our nonstick pans 🤲 Amen!
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Whenever you get a new shoe or cloth, give an old one out. These things always come back, I promise you.
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My mom will always say "friendship no dey finish, na talk dey reduce". I swear I no dey follow you fight, I no just get anything to tell you again. Peace of the Lord be with you ☺.
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Boya I should take my Christmas and new year cloth to tailor now. I no want disappointment. Abi its too early?
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Time to dye my hair and get another ear piercing 🙂
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Cow penis pepper soup is underrated. The meat alone gan 😩
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FEAR YORUBA MEN.
TRUST THEM AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Anything wey go make me talk too much, I dey avoid am die.
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The holy spirit can NEVER lie. I need to start taking my dreams serious 😭😂 I play a lot and take things for granted.
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Sometimes I call my mummy just so I can hear her say "omo eko, green lady, seke for life, how are you". It always makes me smile 😊😄
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Seeing Ada Ameh and Rachael Oniga in My Village People (movie) breaks my heart. God rest their souls 🕊
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I woke up missing minna 😥 why is yam so expensive in Lagos??? Why exactly? And plantain? My goodness 😭😭😭😭😭
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My best friend's children see me as their second mummy. I love it 😊😌
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Since my mom become CWO president, I feel like I am their member 😩 I can't wait for her to handover abeg 😭
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Omo!!!! My mom went all out for us this Christmas sha 🥺😩❤
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Friends who call and say things like "I was praying for you and I sense all is not well. What's wrong? You've been unnecessarily quite" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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God abeg 🤲🏾
You warned and we didnt listen. We are sorry. We dey see shege 😭😭😭😭 help us please. Heal our land. This is too much.
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Another day closer to me eating tuwo and karkashi 🤤 tuwo and busheshen kubewa 😊
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Thank you Jesus 💃🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾🎉🎉🎉🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💃🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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One of the things I look forward to everyday is talking with my mom in the morning and she praying for me 😊
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This adulting life is not working for me 😥 nobody wants to adopt a 31yr old gentle girl? I no too get wahala 🤲🏽 a trial will convince you 🙂
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God intentionally talks to me and shows me things in my dreams and I love it. If na day time, I'll be too distracted to pay attention 😄
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Minna will suck your happiness till there is nothing left.
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My lord and personal saviour, Jesus Emmanuel Christ 🙂
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Followed my friend to fix her car, naso mechanic start to call me "sweet baby". He is so cute 🥰 and funny 😄
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We claim we believe in God yet we limit Him. We doubt certain miracles, certain things He does for people just because we feel such miracles are "impossible" in our age and time. He is the same God; yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever 😊
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I really need to stop spending money that I dont have 😩
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Some of you just dont know where to draw the line. Asiwin.
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Eating Ewa aganyin with very soft bread and cold milo to wash it down while watching the hobbit...
Nothing can go wrong today 😌
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A lot of us are gradually becoming like our parents without realizing it. Annoying and unapproachable.
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