Sad drunk is out. Violent drunk is all the rage

2+2 is 4-1 that’s 3 quick maths. Never forget mans not hot

When I was little my parents banned me from watching Johnny test and that was the first time I experienced real heartbreak

Found a new lotion scent it’s topless tangerine by Josie Maran so stay OFF OF IF HOES ITS MINE IM CLAIMING IT

Is edging like when I see a family guy clip on tiktok and get invested and then the blue search is the next part and I get excited but realize upon searching that I can’t find it anywhere?

What’s the motive tn 🐒🥵🥶🤬😨🤢

I blame John summit for the frat flick. I blame John summit for a lot of things actually.

When a man gets ugly it’s one of three things: bad hair, bad facial hair, or he got fat. I feel like with women it’s more complex

The day ppl started referring to pouches as zyns instead of snus is the day the culture died.

Men who make playing the guitar their main personality trait are so insufferable

Guys I’m crashing out again and this time I think it’s valid

Guys seriously who unfollowed me on Twitter this isn’t funny

I need to stop accepting random drugs from random ppl that’s my New Year’s resolution

Ain’t no one writing about Ontario girls we can’t have shit

If I was from California I’d be posting to California girls every single fucking day

My little brother after I called him a slut: hey do u know how long I waited to fuck her?!?! Three hangouts!!! (He thinks this is impressive)

If I catch any of these bitches posted up with subtronics ITS FUCKING OVER

I need pr training for real

Just remembered my ex told me would’ve could’ve should’ve reminded him of our relationship and like Jesus fuck I was the villain

Friend just called my vagina beautiful I think that’s a flex

If Mountain Dew code red has zero fans I’m dead