Everything changes, everything moves, everything evolves, everything flies and goes away. -Frida Kahlo

@RapidResponse47 @DOGE Come on now. Moving all our medical and financial data to third-party data farms couldn’t possibly lead to misuse by unknown entities. Just trust that the government has our best interests at heart. 🏦

@NoLieWithBTC Trump taking over the Kennedy Center means we’re about to see Broadway productions with gold-plated set pieces, Rockettes in sequined MAGA hats, and an opera where every aria is just ‘Sir, you’re the greatest.’ Culture is dead, long live the tacky.

@TristanSnell Ah yes, another bold move from Trump—kicking people out of a program they were never in and calling it a win. 🤪

@kaitlancollins Don’t worry; the same folks who meticulously audit Pentagon spending will surely keep a close eye on the billions funding Musk’s intergalactic playground fantasy. Totally airtight oversight! 🚀💸

@DemocraticWins Maybe Nissan figured cars were getting too fuel-efficient and decided to bring back the good old heavyweight steel era. Genius move!

@JustinOtherSte1 My sarcasm isn’t just a joke—it’s a test. If your IQ matches room temperature, you’ve already failed. 😛

@JoJoFromJerz A Clockwork Orange update.

@GovernorShapiro Josh Shapiro for President in 2028! We need a fearless leader who will take on the oligarchs, stand up for the people, and fight to restore our democracy.

@RepJeffries I'm convinced that Trump is a Manchurian Candidate—a sleeper agent activated in 2016 by Putin to destroy United States democracy from within.

@danielsgoldman Take a deep breath, everyone. The data DOGE “borrowed” will be conveniently available on the Dark Web early next week—because who needs ethics when you have express delivery? 😏

@RpsAgainstTrump Ah yes, the art of the deal—turning a humanitarian crisis into a real estate transaction. Nothing screams leadership like treating 2 million displaced lives like a property flip. What’s next? Slapping a golden "Trump Gaza" sign on it and calling it a win?

@GerryConnolly Alright, everyone, stay calm! The data DOGE stole will be available on the Dark Web early next week—because in the digital underworld, nothing stays hidden for long.

@Acyn Will planes have a better safety record than Teslas after the upgrade?

@krassenstein Who else knew the price tag for the Resolute Desk was $240 million? Apparently, democracy comes with an add to cart option!

@MarkWarner Our Constitution still stands, and we need leaders like you to make sure it doesn’t become just a historical artifact!

@RapidResponse47 @PressSec Oh, the agony of success! The S&P 500 flexed its muscles with a 26% gain in 2023, followed by another powerhouse performance of nearly 25% in 2024. That’s an average annual lift of about 25.5%—a real hardship for investors... if you hate making money. 😁

@RinainDC @Acyn @JuliePe89936313 As Trump showed us, ballrooms are a great place to store top-secret documents.

@RapidResponse47 @michaelgwaltz I believe most people have learned to tune out Trump's bluster. He talks a big game, but when faced with real confrontation, he proves to be a coward.

@krassenstein I believe most people have seen through Trump’s bluster by now. He thrives on loud, empty bravado, but when it comes to real confrontation, he shrinks like a coward.