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“Why was Caiti underage drinking in a hotel room”
Tell me you’re a minor/not from America. Underage drinking is SO normal here. Go to any college campus and 30% of underage students have drank.
Illegal drinking or not, George Davidson should NEVER have taken advantage of Caiti
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To say this to someone whose only child IS her miracle baby is wild to me. How insensitive and bitchy can you be?
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was looking thru “unpop dsmp fic takes” and i saw a decent number of “too many tommycentric fics” i think we should just let ppl write
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au where tommy is a catshifter that doesn’t know he’s a shifter.
he’s 9 years old, and he’s been in his cat form his entire life. his mother neglected to tell him, so why would he ask?
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au where tommy's a little child on the streets who rummages around in trash and sleeps in alleyways.
techno works with his dad and brother at a cafe mostly as the chef.
he closed that night and was walking home from work when this little kid rockets into him.
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TOMMYINNIT CALLED WILBUR HIS BROTHER AND PHIL HIS DAD IN THE QUOTE BOOK
someone hold me…
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wilbur sounds like james marriott trying to sound like wilbur i’m crying
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Nevermind 21 is a high legal drinking age for most counties. Why is 18 okay to drink in most European countries but if an 18 yr old drinks in America it’s the end of the world?
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au where Wilbur’s working a waitering job and he has to bring his little brother around with him.
Tommy’s 6 years old, and he sits in the very back booth with a few coloring books spread in front of him. Wilbur checks on him every so often as well.
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exile fics where c!tommy calls c!techno “dream” during a panic attack
/dsmp /rp
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au where techno is a cheetah in rehabilitation and needs somes support.
in comes a golden retriever stumbling over his paws with a collar proudly spelling TOMMY.
Just learned that cheetahs are so shy that zoos give them their own emotional “support dogs”
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au where there’s a random, orange kitten that had wondered into Wilbur’s house a month ago and hadn’t left.
Wilbur hasn’t forced him to leave and he won’t. Sure, Whiskers is a little bitch, knocking his shit off the counters and eating random things, but Wilbur loves him.
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au where technos a senior in high school and on a whim, he signs up to become a buddy for one of the elementary school kids. he has to go to the kid’s school once a month, and spend an hour with them.
it’s the next week when techno has his first hang out that he regrets it.
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foster au where Tommy’s not the foster kid. He’s the biological kid of Phil instead.
Techno and Wilbur are twins that had arrived a few months ago, two years older than Tommy at 17 years old.
They’re absolute bitches.
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au where humans with double jointed shoulders are long descendants of the now extinct avians.
tommy is double jointed in both shoulders, as is the rest of his family. it's nothing rare anymore, a decent amount of the population is at least slightly double jointed.
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tommy shrieks, then shrieks again when the scream is foreign from his weird throat. he’s a fucking human, somehow.
the 3 men are blinking at him, and tommy’s blinking back. with human eyes and human eyelids.
what the fuck.
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au where tommy is a smol little mouse-shifter in a family of catshifters.
his family dotes on him of course, loving him as if he was a kitten, and allowing him to sleep in the middle of their cuddle piles.
phil even carries tommy in his mouth sometimes, and tommy loves it.
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everyday, he ventures out on his own and the returns to the pack of stray cats he found after his mother died a few years back.
that’s until animal control is called.
humans, 3 men, descend on thsi in the broad day, nets and cages capturing tommy’s friends.
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au where tommy is a witch. a normal, average witch that has no mentor and is basically self taught.
he’s 16 years old, no familiar, no witches coven, and a hovel deep in the woods that prevents any visitors.
he’s quite lonely.
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@jelwon
No 💀💀 in another reply she was saying that “when I was 18 I couldn’t handle things online properly.” I looked and she’s 19 💀💀💀💀 absolutely dead ☠️
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Wilbur gasps, “Techno! Look at this.”
Techno looks up from his book and at the bundle flapping its wings in Wilbur’s hand.
High chirps and peep come from the dewey yellow chick cradled in Wilbur’s hand, but Techno lifts his lips when the chick screeches particularly loud.
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they aren’t cruel about it, gently picking up the cats, but tommy wants to be a free cat not confined to a shelter.
one of them, he has blond fur on his head, goes for him, cooing and clicking his tongue so the russet cat would willingly come to him.
what an idiot.
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But this also doesn’t mean that it’s okay the George and Dream invited a bunch of 18 year olds to their hotel room to drink.
The age difference between them is weird as well, in terms of drinking and romantically. If George Davidson and Clayton Ray Huff were responsible, they+
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au where Tommy is not fully human. A full body scan reveals a 37% composition of human and metal, more than most people.
His metal arm and glitching blue eyes freak people out, and that’s before they learn about the wires he has for nerves.
He’s not treated as a human either.
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au where Tommy’s the kid of divorced parents, Phil and unnamed mother. It’s the mothers fault.
They’ve been divorced for 3 years, Tommy’s going into his junior year of high school.
He returns home one day to a surprise.
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four legs trade for two legs and two arms, fur congregates to the top of his head, and spreads thinly along his body, weird coverings help with the cold he’s feeling, and he has fingers.
humans have fingers, not cats.
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tommy evades the human, even clawing his hands when he comes too close.
that is until the largest man, with pink fur, grabs his hind legs, scaring him.
in tommys panic, something shifts inside of him… and outside as well.
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au where tommy is a human in a family of werewolves.
he’s begged to be turned, over and over again, but they claim that he shouldn’t be turned at only 16.
tommy feels out of place, a disconnect from his brothers and father.
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writing goal for next year. do your worst
(comment limit is 3 per person. go over and yours don’t count at all)
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au where tommy is a wither hybrid, held in captivity by hybrid hunters that view him as the monster he is.
they take samples from him, draining him of his blood until he’s just about to fall unconscious but nevertheless allowing him to heal to do it again.
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“You hurt me.”
Wilbur sucks in a breath tightly, hands frozen around the knife plunged into Tommy’s stomach. He didn’t mean to stab Tommy, it was an accident, he swears.
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au where tommy moves to a new school as a sophomore and he’s practically lost.
his schedule is messed up, he sits alone at lunch, and nobody partners with him in classes.
this goes on for a month.
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christmas au where wilbur has to drive techno and tommy from their moms house to dads house on christmas day in the classic divorced parents fashion.
techno hates how they have to wake up at 7 to go to their dads and tommy hates having to wait til 5pm for his moms christmas.
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HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS DAD AND BLURRED OUT A PICTURE OF PHIL AS HIS DAD LMAO
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neapolitantrio au where Tommy is a raccoon hybrid living on the streets.
He knows how to take care of himself, it's practically ingrained into him just like his annoying instincts.
His life has been a lot better since he met Wilbur, a piglin hybrid who brings him shiny things.
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This is freak behavior. When we say stop speculating. THIS is what you need to stop speculating. Stop trying to build a case against wilbur for Tommy when it’s not Wilbur or Tommy’s story. Stop analyzing every interaction Wilbur had with irrelevant people.
It’s Shelby’s story.
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au where tommy is so small, he lives in a potted plant.
the leaves are overflowing, easily covering every clue of his existence.
but it all goes downhill when he owner of the plant sells it.
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does anybody have Baby tommy fics or Like fluffy Tommy fics i need to feel Overwhelemd with the love a Father could give. a kid
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// character death , grief
au where tommy’s the gifted student who has all A’s in all of his honor classes.
then his older brother dies.
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he has some introductions to do, so he asks wilbur to wake phil up and they all take a seat at the dinner table.
after a long conversation, techno and wilbur have a new little brother and phil has a new son.
tommy's baby mouse cuteness might've helped.
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au where tommy is a magma cube hybrid that accidentally bounced thru a nether portal.
he bounces thru snow all the way to a house, leaving inconsistent holes in the snow that steams behind him.
the person that greets him outside scares the fire out of his hair.
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startled, he picks the kid up and is concerned with how light the kid is. he asks the kid his name and finds out Tommy is also 6 years old and was running from getting caught in someone's trash
while techno's no kid expert, he knows that 6 yr olds aren't this small.
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/ p*ppytwt mention
an hour or two ago I made a callout tweet about
@rac00nsky
and how her art was found on a p*ppytwt account claiming that the art was from main.
it's come to my attention that the poppy person stole this art from mike.
i've talked privately with sun ---
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tommy seems to be healthy enough, and techno's got no clue what to do so he takes him home, planning on hiding tommy in his jacket (which wont work) when he 6 yr old speaks up
he says that he knows a trick and in a flash, a little baby mouse is in his cradled in his palms.
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soccer au where tommy used to head the ball a lot—off of goal kicks, punts, cross, etc—and was fine after.
usually.
technically, his head has been hurting more often, and each header spikes in harsher pain than the last, but he’s fine.
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NEW FIC!!
i forgot that you existed
>> tommy-centric hurt/comfort
>> modern setting, superpowers
>> 5k words
inspired by an au written months ago by my friend wasp who unfortunately doesn’t use twitter anymore!
link in replies
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au where tommy is a civilian, powerless and unnoticeable. wilbur is a hero, one of the only ones that pays attention to those that can’t defend themselves with powers.
he leads classes teaching self defense and basic preservation skills, and tommy signs up for it.
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would have asked for their ages and then denied hanging out with them.
Maybe next time they shouldn’t hang out with people whose ages start with 1 while theirs start with 2.
Fuck dream and fuck george. Support Caiti
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he runs downstairs to wilbur perched on top of the counter with a spatula waved in front of him.
techno looks down to see tommy munch on some spilled chips, not caring that wilbur's screaming and crying on the counter.
techno laughs and picks tommy up.
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techno's shocked, but he takes tommy inside by putting him in one of his pockets. wilbur and phil are clueless so techno escapes them and makes it to his room.
que him having a one sided conversation with a tiny baby mouse. he sneaks down later to grab some food for them.
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for the next 2 weeks, techno has to hide a small child (hard) and a baby mouse (easy) from his family.
they're caught when wilbur screams high pitched in the middle of the night, and techno frantically checks around his room for tommy and finds nothing
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“the ending was perfect” “the story started as crack”
we watched terribly dark things be played out in pogtopia, exile, and the prison (just a few) for it to remain as crack.
at a certain point, the story wasn’t crack, and it took a deeper tone to it.
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Phil is new to this town, having moved in the day before and not yet wanting to cook.
But as he’s giving his order to the brown haired waiter named Wilbur, his eyes catch on a small blond kid climbing out of a booth a couple feet down.
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The kid doesn’t notice him, even when Techno jumps onto the dumpster.
He looks to be about 10 years old, dirty and mud-streaked hair leading Techno to believe that he lives here, right between a noisy pub and a set of apartments.
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au where tommy is a goldfish hybrid.
he’s stuck in goldfish form and is being sold in a pet shop.
a man with brown hair comes and claims that he’s an adult and can make his own decisions. so tommy goes home with this guy, learning that his name is wilbur.
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NEW FIC!!
the moon will sing a song for me (i’ve loved you like the sun)
>> wingfic foster au
>> tommy centric
>> hurt/comfort
>> 20k words, 4/4 chapters
link in replies!
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The kid pads his way over to Wilbur, wrapping his leg in a tired bear hug without any regard to Phil.
It shocks Wilbur, who immediately apologizes, “I am so sorry, sir. He’s not supposed to be wandering around the restaurant.”
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why you shouldn’t read fics by Impala_Cherry_Trickster on ao3 part two.
A continued🧵:
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Wilbur weakly smiles, grabbing Tommy’s hand and leading him back to the booth. Words are exchanged, and Wilbur’s back looking a bit more anxious.
“He’s your kid?” Phil asks, hoping to break the tension.
Wilbur considers something before shaking his head. “No, just brothers.”
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“No, thank you. Come to dinner tonight?”
“Yeah!” Tommy answers and Wilbur nods along.
In just a few months, Wilbur and Tommy move out of their apartment and into Phil’s house.
The end!!
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Phil nods, although he doesn’t care for the way Tommy leans on Wilbur like a son to father. It’s not his business however.
He finishes his order, and it’s brought out to him promptly. The food’s good, what you would expect at a small diner.
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aus where tommy is being accidentally adopted and one of the twins calls phil “dad” but tommy doesn’t know that’s not phil’s real name so he calls him “dad” in his head
they make me explode
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foster parent!phil and autistic!tommy who helps phil learn about his own neurodivergence when he’s placed in phil’s house and then they get autism diagnosis together.
phil realizes he has a special interest in minecraft and not that he was “crazily obsessed”
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Wilbur leans down, and he whispers into the kid’s ear. Phil can just make out the words. “Tommy go sit down.”
Tommy shakes his head slowly, burrowing his face into Wilbur’s thigh in a petulant disobedience that has Phil smiling softly.
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crimeboys texting au, set in a modern universe
Tommy is a sophomore (15 yrs old) and Wilbur is a senior (17 yrs old)
To: Wilbur; From: Tommy (3:45am)
were you lying when you said we were brothers?
[delivered]
(4:10am)
nvm ignore that
[delivered]
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au where tommy has something living in his hair.
it’s not lice, or bugs, or rats (to be extreme), and everytime he moves his hair around to check it, he can’t find anything.
but the itching is there, and he can see something move occasionally.
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Phil can’t hear their conversation but it looks like Tommy convinced Wilbur to give him a piggyback ride.
Wilbur catches Phil’s eye as they’re heading out the door, and Phil waves.
He’s more than surprised to see Wilbur dip his head back.
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His mind lingers on the way Tommy seems so tired, and how Wilbur seems even more tired, so he leaves a 40 dollar tip.
Phil comes back the next week, during the middle of what should be a school day, and is surprised to see Tommy sitting in the same booth from before.
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He did have to leave his license and keys with Wilbur though.
He sits on the bench as Tommy plays, and it’s an hour later when he calls him back.
“Do you want to go to school?” Phil asks on the way backs expecting a no.
“Yes.”
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It’s just then that a thought occurs to him. Neither Wilbur or Tommy are in school day. Granted, Wilbur could be old enough, but Tommy definitely isn’t.
Phil asks about it next week. He regrets it when Wilbur unconsciously draws back.
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"dad, just get over here before he gets cranky," techno says.
phil joins, another set of fingers burrow themselves in his wings, and tommy dissolves.
his wings can be a headache for tomorrow.
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Wilbur’s not his waiter this time, instead it’s some person with split dyed hair and a mask. He takes Phil’s order, and he sips his water when Wilbur suddenly comes out of the back.
Tommy looks overjoyed to so him, and he bounces out of the booth and collects his things.
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Unprompted, Phil says, “If you need someone to watch Tommy, I can.” He’s not sure why he offered, especially when it would be more safe for Wilbur to say no.
Except— Wilbur doesn’t, and Phil finds himself walking to the park that’s a few blocks down with Tommy’s hand in his.
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// nsfw mention, 💐twt mention
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ao3 writer
@fensandmarshes
wrote an /r twinsduo fic and gifted it to someone who has written graphic smut of sbi ships
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NEW FIC!!
unreliable narrators
>> avian crimeboys
>> foster au
>> hidden injury
>> hurt/comfort
>> oneshot, 7.3k words
for my 1,690 (nice) followers buildafic!!
link in replies!!
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He’s only a little shocked. “Why?”
“It’s boorrring sitting in the booth all day. And I wanna talk to other kids,” Tommy explains bending down to pick up a pebble. He puts it in his pocket.
Phil nods, and after he redelivers Tommy to a stressed but grateful Wilbur, he asks.
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“I can take Tommy to and from school if you want.”
Wilbur’s eyebrows shoot up, eyes regarding Phil suspiciously before slowly nodding. “Why are you doing this? Why us?”
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So he doesn’t, letting the kid fall to the ground.
“What the fuck?” Wilbur exclaims, big eyed.
The kid, with frizzy blonde hair and wide blue eyes, goes “I think you’re my dad.”
Wilbur’s mouth drops to the floor. “What. The actual. Fuck.”
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Phil swallows before answering truthfully, “I saw some people who are struggling needlessly, and I want to help. There’s no need for Tommy to not go to school, and there’s no need for you to be on charge of your job and him at the same time.”
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He doesn’t tell Wilbur how he’s struggling to find purpose in this demanding world, and that them two have given him that purpose.
“Can I hug you,” Phil offers, giving Wilbur the option.
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his twin older brothers and father aren't near as fascinated by the long lost species as tommy is, him having spent hours in front of the family computer reading article and watching videos on the species.
the last pure avian died a few hundred years ago.
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"Tommy, are you okay?" Mr. Soot asks, concern pinching the space between his eyebrows.
He gives a wilted smile. Shooting sparks of pain had traveled up and down his legs all day, whether he stood or sat in his seat.
"I'm fine," Tommy lies easily.
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And there’s the added bonus of having something sit on his lap late in the evening when Wilbur used to sit alone.
There is one problem, Whiskers likes to climb onto elevated surfaces he’s not allowed on.
There has been a spray bottle introduced.
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NEW FIC!!
soon you’ll get better
>> tommycentric, sbi
>> 2.6k words
>> sickfic
>> hurt/comfort
link in replies!
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he said it on stream because he’s not comfortable with the amnesia trope for a multitude of reasons
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Wilbur falls into his arms, heads taller than Phil (unfairly) and they stay there until something small barrels between them.
“I wanna hug!” Tommy shouts, wiggling for the best hugging he can get.
Wilbur laughs wetly, drawing back. “Thank you.”
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tommy knows all of this, and that's why he's surprised when he wakes up one more with bloodred wings where his double jointed shoulders should be.
when he tries to contort his shoulders like he's normally able to do, the wings move.
he wakes the rest of the house with a scream.
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The people asking these questions are trying to distract from the true issue at hand:
George Davidson sexually assaulting Caiti AND Dream Sapnap and their friends covering it up
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when they get home, tommy's not allowed to leave the cuddle pile until both techno and wilbur have had their share of tommy cuddles.
and he's not allowed to leave until phil rests his head on top of tommy, sheltering him completely in darkness.
tommy's home, safe and sound.
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