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@remioluwole
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2 months
I believe in going the extra mile to show wickedness when it’s necessary. Someone scammed me on my birthday so I did detective work, found out he was a drummer in church and waited until Sunday so the police could disgrace him during church service. That’s still my best work.
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@remioluwole
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🧘🏾🧋
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@remioluwole
Remi
9 days
Twitter taking likes away is actually so dangerous. 7k people liked a tweet supporting a man beating his wife and I’m so mad that I can’t see the likes.
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@remioluwole
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4 months
Lmao about to change the trajectory of the life of this guy. When I am done with him, he will have nightmares about me for the rest of his life.
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@remioluwole
Remi
9 months
Realising someone doesn’t care much for you is such a humbling experience lmao.
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
loc’d 🤭
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@remioluwole
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2 years
🌚
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@remioluwole
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8 months
Your rider was supposed to deliver my MacBook and he cancelled the ride and has blocked me @Boltapp_ng
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@remioluwole
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1 year
My signature hairstyle.
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never seen any woman look good on locs
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@remioluwole
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6 months
In 2024, I want to be a friend that shows up, a kind friend, a friend that gives the best gifts and a thoughtful friend.
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@remioluwole
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4 years
Happy holidays ❤️
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@remioluwole
Remi
10 months
For the first time in my life, I have a job I really love. I’m so good at it and ideas come to me so easily. Leaving tech last year was the best decision I ever made. It’s so funny how this was supposed to be temporary
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@remioluwole
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8 months
They’ve collected it from him. Thank you guys so much! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I’ll find I’m out if it was tampered with when I get it back tomorrow!!! Thanks again everyone!!
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@remioluwole
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3 months
Honestly so glad I was a rebel from the beginning. My mum bullied me so much and I bullied her right back. That babe knew she met her match and calmed down.
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@remioluwole
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2 years
I think a lot of us don’t realise how much impact we have on the lives of people around us. Sometimes, it’s the simplest things. I make noodles a certain way because a woman I met once in 2014 made it that way. I also unconsciously think about her EVERYTIME I make noodles.
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@remioluwole
Remi
8 months
You people work so fast. Someone just sent his full name and house address 😭😭😭
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
A STUNNA!
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 months
Pretty sure he will never forget me.
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@remioluwole
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2 years
🫶🏾
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@remioluwole
Remi
1 year
I’m not poor but I really don’t like where I am with money right now and the solution is to make more money. Not spend less.
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 months
This tweet was about him btw
@remioluwole
Remi
4 months
Lmao about to change the trajectory of the life of this guy. When I am done with him, he will have nightmares about me for the rest of his life.
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@remioluwole
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3 years
💁🏾‍♀️ (I made locs so many times this year 😂)
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@remioluwole
Remi
8 months
+234 802 968 9812 His name is John. Please help me ask him why my laptop has been with him since 10am.
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@remioluwole
Remi
3 years
I tried to do the Rihanna locs & scarf thing 🙈
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
Dinner
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@remioluwole
Remi
3 months
I always harass Duncan mighty for an album in his DMs and it’s even funnier because he replies me every time 😭
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@remioluwole
Remi
6 months
I can’t believe people looked at this woman and called her ugly. Colourism is nasty.
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“Stay away from mine. Yours is coming” - Actor Kunle Remi’s wife jokingly tells ladies.
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@remioluwole
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4 years
🌞
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@remioluwole
Remi
9 months
I know it’s hard to hear but rice and beans with stew is kind of better than Jollof rice 😖
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
Casually turned 25 over the weekend 🥳
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@remioluwole
Remi
10 months
This is exactly why I cannot even afford to have a man that thinks the idea of feminism is ridiculous around me. Women and girls are being murdered and you’re telling me “men get murdered too” “men suffer too” Get out from my front before I slap you!
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
I realised recently that being in a relationship scares me. It’s a commitment to be there for this person even when you don’t feel like it and that’s not something I want to do right now. So I think it’s possible to like someone and not want to date them.
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@remioluwole
Remi
7 months
Tea wrapped 2023.
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@remioluwole
Remi
8 months
Your rider has stolen my laptop. I need help @boltapp
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
Today was nice
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
I’m curious. Why is it only negative energy and demons that can be transferred through premarital sex lol. Why can’t I have sex with someone and suddenly be good at the same things they’re good at like maths or something.
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@remioluwole
Remi
4 years
Pictures I took in kaduna this week 🌿
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@remioluwole
Remi
1 year
Stumbled on this bookclub with older women and apparently they also go to watch movies and explore restaurants + you get club benefits. They’ve asked me to join and I’m so nervous because they’re too cool Ahhh I’m excited 😭
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
New house, new job, new everything. Manifesting everything.
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@remioluwole
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@remioluwole
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1 year
My makeup looks so good omg
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@remioluwole
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2 years
🫶🏾
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
Wedding guest ⚡️
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
Staying in bed all day >
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@remioluwole
Remi
8 months
Yes. Guy comes to Lagos for December. Meets the love of his life at a showdemcamp concert 🤷🏾‍♀️ He convinces her it’s not an IJGB fling They get married and live happily ever after. The end.
@SkinwithLolami
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Need Nollywood to give us a sweet Christmas RomCom.
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@remioluwole
Remi
8 months
The moment you realise you’re in love with someone is always so random and funny.
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 months
@aujula I did oh 😂
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
You see this ui design thing? I’m great at it.
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@remioluwole
Remi
11 months
A little hack for glasses wearers in Lagos : Someone plugged me to a guy in Balogun market. Went there with my prescription and he got me new frames and lenses in less than an hour. Spent less than 20k for new frames and lenses. DM for his number 🫶🏾
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Omo glasses are too expensive. I could cry
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@remioluwole
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1 year
@remioluwole
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1 year
Just saw a video of myself on snap memories and gaddemmit.
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@remioluwole
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2 years
dump
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@remioluwole
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11 months
🌊🏝️
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@remioluwole
Remi
9 days
@koko_babyyyyyyy No. A lot of people hide their true beliefs behind likes. Not retweets.
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@remioluwole
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2 years
☕️
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2 years
🥳
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@remioluwole
Remi
4 months
All the comments and quotes are so hilarious because the context is that an instagram vendor scammed me 😭😭
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@remioluwole
Remi
3 months
@antimayoskin You’re so silly
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@remioluwole
Remi
9 months
I like being by myself A LOT so when I say I’m lonely, I mean that I don’t feel a deep connection with anyone I know platonically/romantically.
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@remioluwole
Remi
9 days
Being able to see likes helped me filter so much and I’m so angry that I don’t have access to that anymore.
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@remioluwole
Remi
4 months
@Falilatt_ Insha Allah
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
I might never speak to some people again but their presence will always be in things I do for the rest of my life. It’s beautiful and also kind of sad.
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
I’ve been using YouTube music for about a month and I hate to admit that I’ve had a better experience with it than Spotify. The algorithm and sound quality is exceptional.
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@remioluwole
Remi
1 year
I need whoever’s supposed to be my person now more than ever.
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@remioluwole
Remi
4 years
It really is hot up North, after all 😉😇
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2 years
🫣
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@remioluwole
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2 years
I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited -Jorge Luis Borges
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@remioluwole
Remi
3 months
“Sure thing” is killing me 😭😭
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@remioluwole
Remi
3 months
My next plan is to convince him to get on a song with Don toliver and Gunna 🙂‍↔️
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@remioluwole
Remi
3 months
The respect she has for me today? I earned that shit 😭😭
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3 months
Everyone was begging me to be patient and I just got tired and started giving it right back to her. Gagged her fr 😭😭😭
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 months
I’m actually so tired of life.
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@remioluwole
Remi
3 years
:)
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@remioluwole
Remi
9 months
I’m so weirded out by men and their lack of boundaries. My gateman just asked me if he could help me shower. I’m so digusted right now. Didn’t even know what to say. I just walked away.
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
I went gallery hopping yesterday 🫶🏾
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1 year
I’ve been sad a lot lately. I really hope that changes soon. I hate feeling like this.
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3 years
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@Dhavidote
David Of Fct🌝
3 years
Quote or reply this tweet with that mirror selfie of yours✨
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🫣
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
You people are giving out information about yourselves that even the police shouldn’t be able to torture out of you.
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
The kind of music I listen to has been influenced by people that have been special to me at some point in my life.
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2 years
🛩
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2 years
April was nice.
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1 year
I’m too aware of myself and my emotions for anyone to tell me who they think I am. I know who I am.
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@remioluwole
Remi
10 months
Tbh I decide if I want someone in my life by their behaviour when I’m sick. If they can’t have empathy in a situation that involves your health then they will never have empathy in other situations.
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Hauwa 🌟🌬
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Can’t believe people are saying “at least he brought the inhaler” lmao. If your person is on the verge of death and you’re still holding on to a grudge instead of immediately letting everything go (at least in that moment) and staying with them. lmaoooo mo sorry gan o. 😂
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2 months
I’m so ready to love. Like actually be so obsessed with someone that’s so obsessed with me.
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@remioluwole
Remi
3 years
Quick one ⚡️ #uidesign
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4 months
Born to travel around the world, forced to have a Nigerian passport.
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10 months
Working has never felt so easy. It doesn’t even feel like work. Can’t wait to see what I do with my career in 2 years ✨
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1 year
One of the things I love about life is how there’s always a chance for you to rebrand and become whatever you want to be. People might not give you multiple chances but life always will.
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@remioluwole
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The love that’s for me will never be clouded with doubt.
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@remioluwole
Remi
10 months
I also work for someone that’s so great and I’ve experienced too many toxic workspaces to not know that this is a gift.
@remioluwole
Remi
10 months
My boss called me yesterday to thank me. She said she was proud of me and that I was doing an amazing job. As someone that’s always scared I might not be doing well when I start a new job, It meant so much.
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1 year
I’m actually such a lover girl. A very heart on my sleeves kind of babe and looking back, I’m so glad that my experiences with dating hasn’t changed who I am and I’m glad I’m not cosplaying as a hard girl bc that’s not what I am.
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@remioluwole
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9 months
I’m too cool for you to be this nonchalant about me but okay
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3 years
I really struggle with suppressing my intensity when I like someone.
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
Most of my lingo was stolen from a guy I liked in 2016. Unconsciously btw but I still catch myself sounding exactly like him sometimes
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 years
There’s no one qualified to play light skinned Micheal jackson like Sandra bullock.
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@remioluwole
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8 months
Like I would have understood if he wanted to make other deliveries first. When he came to my house, I told him it was really important that I get the laptop delivered in the morning and that I didn’t mind sending him more money -
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@remioluwole
Remi
10 months
The sudden urge to get your life together at 2am >>>
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@remioluwole
Remi
2 months
Staff couldn’t pay rent or school fees for their kids btw. So appalling. It’s very evident they pick and choose when to actually call people out on disgusting behaviour.
@DejiNotDope
Dej
2 months
I'm disappointed in you guys laughing at that pyjamas CEO guy's tweet because what exactly is funny. People are being owed their salaries for more than a year and you guys are giggling at his new profile photo and Twitter name change because of what exactly? What is the joke?
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@remioluwole
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@pczodabi Thank you babe 🤭
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