Relax Ralex đź’š
@relaxralex
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Ralph/Alex, profesional who recycles, writes the best replies on this app, and The New Messiah, if you don’t like my posts you have a small pp
The Valley
Joined March 2021
@Eminem what if instead of “something here is afoot, oh yeah it’s my d*ck” you said “something stinky’s afoot, oh yeah it’s my feet, got stinky feet *sniff * it’s like 2 blocks of that blue” (but as in blue cheese)
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A mother’s love being denied is the leading cause of male suicide, so when a man is rejected it’s no wonder they turn into something unrecognizable. With how many times I have been I don’t know how I’m still alive sometimes, so when this is a joke it’s because it feels familiar.
WOMAN VERBALLY ABUSE MEN ALL THE TIME BUT WE NEVER BRING THAT PART UP
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@DamielBernaldo That is how it feels sometimes, I used to have more followers than you, and I had to let them go.
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RT @relaxralex: @theneedledrop That man had his exwife let the creator of a very pornographic show near his children as they joked about fi…
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@theneedledrop That man had his exwife let the creator of a very pornographic show near his children as they joked about filming a mock version of his show while the camera man just filmed and published it on TV. I do not know how he is not crazier. This is all I can say having seen what I have
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@kanyewest WHICH IS WHY IM GOING TO BE JERKING OFF TO MYSELF IN THREE DAYS!!! YOU THINK I HAVENT BEEN SCARED TO THROW MYSELF INTO MY OWN ARMS? IM MAKING A LEAP OF FAITH AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS?! #JUSTICEFORLILWAYNE!!!
IMAGINE SOMEBODY TELL YOU YOU CANT SOMETHING AND YOU LISTEN TO THEM THIS PERSON NOW HAS CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE AND THEY DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR IT THEY CONTROLLED YOUR WORDS WITH THEIR WORDS YOU NOW ARE A FREE PROSTITUTE
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@CanadianSockBro #JusticeForLilWayne has been legitimate since the Super Bowl announcement trailer
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Lil Wayne has shown to me he cares about Lil Wayne… I would assume this is pious… very nice!!!
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@CultureCrave “Terrible bitches make terrible decisions” are those terrible bitches making terrible or is it their flag? If everyone sees that man as a cool person as I do than it’s literally uhhhhh find God
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@DubbyEnergy aye y’all charged me for stuff I didn’t buy, all I did was give insta my card info and I don’t want y’all’s drank. It was like “pay for shipping and we’ll send you a sample” and I don’t wanna wait 10 fucking days to go through the bank can I get my refund
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