spaghetti noodle legal guardian
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To be fair…my shirt was forcibly removed by patrons of the bar…
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I swear I’m obsessed with these hotel mirrors every time I come here!
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Already posted a pic on Instagram but figured y’all needed a beach pic too
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Hello class I'll be your new substitute teacher.
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Totally forgot I ordered this. New harness just arrived.
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Anybody wanna come take these off of me?
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It's not as impressive as the mirror I had in Guam, but at least I'm still in Hawaii so it’s still a win.
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Same underwear. Different mirror.
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I do be kinda having a little booty though. Featuring the beer belly version of cum gutters
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I think I’m ready for World Bear Weekend. One (and a half) more days left of work 😫😫
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I’ve said it before. I’ll just keep giving the same look if it keeps working
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As much as I hate the fucking waistband, these underwear do make my junk look nice (not pictured)
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Finally under 250 for the first time in over a year. Now feat. Upper body muscles. Never had those before
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Well it was finally time to say goodbye to the bushy beard. I don’t think I’ve ever had it this long before but it was fun while it lasted
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Let there be nonstop new kitty spam 😸😸
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I think I clean up pretty well. Time to be the life of the party at somebody else’s wedding!
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Good I miss wearing flannel shirts 😍
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If main character syndrome turned into guys with bellies. Let me tell you there is absolutely no limit to which I was clearly screaming for validation with this outfit. Featuring
@bearded_oak
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One more beach selfie since it's so pretty out here
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Had to trim my beard but my hair did a cute thing today
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We're talking tired, hungover, and hungry. Maybe even another h-word
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I still can't believe I'm this red after 3 days of lotion. Like please just turn into a tan.
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If only these pounds would lose themselves. Was a nice walk/jog in the park though!
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Just a little changing room shenanigans.
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Can we talk about how fucking Chad I look today. Like the trust fund really jumped out with this look.
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I clearly had fun in the mountains this week.
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Getting all this sun feat. my thighs. Sponsored by white claw and a keg of Miller Lite.
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Excuse me while I feel myself real quick in this light.
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This is the longest my beard has ever been but I'm really struggling because I wish I could find a way to straighten it out. It's so sad. I have a hot brush I've been using that gets it to about here but I need help getting it luscious and actually smoothed out 😭
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I guess I finished my wizard staff. And this wasn't even everything I drank!
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Just got back from the doctors. Tested positive for a fat juicy ass (strep throat) thots and prayers please!!!
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Despite the dirty mirror, I think my choices for work from home attire are entirely valid.
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Thanks mom for coming in clutch and taking like the best picture of me earlier. This fucking beached whale is happy.
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First day back in Guam so naturally I find the secluded beach and take a selfie.
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Can I just rip somebody's underwear off and then fuck them? Is that too much to ask? 🥺👉👈
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It's 5pm....do you know where your morals are?!?!
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I know it's summer rn but like this flannel with a hoodie attachment is a fucking mood on this rainy day today.
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Hungover. Sleepy. Driving. Happy Sunday.
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