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Father of the Redwyrmling (8yo DM) - On a mission to bring love, kindness, and wholesome content to #ttrpg twitter - He/Him
Joined January 2019
Are you interested in more scary Halloween #dnd Plot Hooks from the 7yo DM?. You can check out dozens of his plot hooks on the DMsGuild. Link Below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Conversations with the 7yo DM: 🧵. Me: Would you allow a character in a wheelchair in your game?. 7yo DM: Sure. Me: What about dungeons and castles not being accessible?. 7yo DM: Well, most buildings in our world aren’t accessible either, but people still use wheelchairs. 1/8.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: It is a spider dragon. Me: What is that?. 5yo DM: A massive black dragon with eight legs and big pincers dripping with poison. Me: That is terrifying. 5yo DM: It has a breath weapon. it breathes millions of tiny spiders at you!. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: With your Ring of Jumping you soar 20' into the air but just miss the ladder. Me: I will try something else. 6yo DM: You take 9 points of falling damage. Me: I am wearing the Ring of Jumping. 6yo DM: It isn't the Ring of Landing. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 7yo DM:. Me: I want to sneak past the guard. 7yo DM: How old is your rogue?. Me: My age. 7yo DM: Roll stealth at disadvantage. Me: What? Why disadvantage?. 7yo DM: I have heard your knees and ankles when you walk. No way you are being quiet. #dnd.
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Me: How would they get around in difficult areas?. 7yo DM: The player would have to figure that out. Me: Would you change your world to make it easier?. 7yo DM: The real world? Yes! My DnD world? Maybe a little, but challenges are what make the game fun. 2/8.
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Me: What do you think of DMs who ban wheelchairs in their games?. 7yo DM: That’s weird! I guess if you are a bad DM you could do that because it might be too hard for you. I think a good DM could easily make it a lot of fun. 8/8.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Barbarians are weird. Me: True… but why?. 6yo DM: Why is a reckless attack more likely to hit than a normal attack? When I’m reckless, I’m not better at things. Me: What would you do?. 6yo DM: Disadvantage to hit but double damage. #dnd.
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Me: Why couldn’t they just use magical healing to heal themselves?. 7yo DM: Hmmm…Hephaestus was a Greek god. Me: Yes, he was. Explain your point. 7yo DM: He had a bad leg and was disfigured from being thrown off the mountain by his evil mom, but he couldn’t heal himself. 3/8.
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Me: Do you think a player in a wheelchair would want to play a character in a wheelchair?. 7yo DM: Maybe not at first, but probably at some point if they play a lot of DnD. I don’t get to pick what they think is fun to play. 4/8.
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Me: Why wouldn’t they create magic spider legs or hover chairs?. 7yo DM: Like Darth Maul? That would be cool… but I imagine it would be expensive. Gnomes could whip up a cool gadgety wheelchair for a lot less than a wizard making spider legs. Spells could be very useful. 5/8.
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Me: What class do you think would work best for a character in a wheelchair?. 7yo DM: Wizard. But that is best for a character not in a wheelchair as well. Any class could work but you would have to be creative. Except warlocks. They don’t really work well at all. 6/8.
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Me: Would you be interested in playing a character in a wheelchair?. 7yo DM: No way! That would be hard and I like my characters to jump and dive and run really fast. I’ve seen how hard it is for [redacted] to get around and I don’t want my character to have to do that. 7/8.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: So they just want more money?. Me: Yes. 6yo DM: They are a toy company! They should make a bunch of things people want to buy instead of doing this. Beholder beach balls, Presto costumes, Vecna action figures, mindflayers hats…. #dnd.
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Ever wonder what advice you might get from a four-year-old #DnD player/DM? The redwyrmling was passing out these gems last night and I thought I would share.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. Me: What are you up to?. 6yo DM: Changing rules. Me: Which one this time?. 6yo DM: No one should get disadvantage when shooting a bow at a prone giant. That is silly. #dnd5e.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Your ship is attacked by four huge sea beasts. Me: Four?!?. 6yo DM: Yes… they are the Teenage Mutant Dragon Turtles. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. Me: Would you allow a character in a wheelchair in your games?. 6yo DM: Of course! That could be cool. Me: What about dungeons or stairs?. 6yo DM: You could make it work. Magic. friends. gnomes. feats. beholder bladder. pixies. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 7yo DM:. 7yo DM: What is the show where the robots combine to make a giant robot?. Me: Voltron. 7yo DM: Yes! That is what Tiamat is going to be like in my world. Me: What?!?. 7yo DM: Five epic dragons form into one evil deity dragon queen!!. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: What is it called when you do two things at once?. Me: Multitasking?. 6yo DM: Yes! I want a multitask feat so I can cast two concentration spells at once. Me: That sounds pretty epic!. 6yo DM: I just want to fly around invisible. #dnd.
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Do you have a favorite low-level plot hook? I would love to hear about them. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: This is it daddy…. Me: What?. 5yo DM: The last one. Me: Oh yeah. 5yo DM: Tomorrow starts my birthday month! I still don’t want the fey to know the exact date. Me: Wise choice son. I hope everyone will welcome the 6yo DM. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 7yo DM:. 7yo DM: To prepare a spell, a wizard must memorize incantations and gestures that are written in their spell book. Me: Yes?. 7yo DM: And the Keen Mind feat says I can accurately recall anything I have seen within the past month. Me: Oh no!. #dnd.
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Lots of new followers today… let me introduce myself. I am Redwyrm, the father of the Redwyrmling who is my 5yo DM. We play DnD every day and I like to share the wild things that he comes up with. He has lots of advice for DMs and players and passes out plot hooks like candy.
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Conversations with a 2yo kid:. Me: Do you want to join the bigger kids at the table?. 2yo: I wanna play DnD. Me: What type of character do you want…. 2yo: I wanna be wizard. Me: OK! What is his name?. 2yo: Dragon. He is a lion. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: The man sees you are upset and lifts his face to the sky and howls. Me: What is he doing?. 6yo DM: He transforms into a large hairy wolf and comes over to snuggle. Me: Snuggle?. 6yo DM: He is a Carewolf. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: I created a pirate background. Me: Isn't there already one?. 5yo DM: That one is bad. Mine gives you proficiency in pistols and cannons as well as intimidation and singing shanties. You can speak Pirate Cant and see in dim light. #dnd5e.
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I imagine they will have some difficult challenges with scheduling and some of the actors will probably cancel last minute.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Can we still talk about DnD or do we need to call it something else?. Me: We can talk about DnD. 6yo DM: Will they take our money?. Me: What money?. 6yo DM: Our DnD money. Me: When did you get DnD money?. 6yo DM: I was hoping you had some.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: You see a gas giant elemental. Me: What is that?. 5yo DM: It is like an earth elemental but based on Jupiter instead of Earth. It does storm damage from its one red eye and pulls you in with its gravity. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. Me: <Explains OGL situation>. 6yo DM: That’s MEAN! People like creating DnD stuff. Me: What should they do?. 6yo DM: Leave it as it is and give everyone some free dice to make up for themselves. #OpenDnD.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. Me: I am out of spell slots. 5yo DM: I will allow you to attempt to cast it anyway but it will hurt. Me: Are you homebrewing?. 5yo DM: Yes. You will take 10 points of brain damage for that spell. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with a 2yo kid:. 2yo: When is DnD?. Me: In about five minutes. What character do you want to play?. 2yo: A sneaky kitty. Me: That works. Does he have a name?. 2yo: Sneaky Kitty. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: The pathfinder people are really nice. Me: They have been very welcoming. 6yo DM: Do they know I am going to ask questions about things that don’t make sense?. Me: Most likely. 6yo DM: Good. Let’s find some paths. #Pathfinder2e.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Thunderous Smite is weird!. Me: ???. 6yo DM: If an ancient dragon rolls a nat 1, it gets pushed back ten feet and knocked down?. Me: Go on. 6yo DM: You think then a halfling who rolled a nat 1 would get pushed back a million feet. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: Can you teach me Prestidigitation so I don't have to brush my teeth?. Me: I can. 5yo DM: Really? Does it really work?. Me: Yes. It requires material and somatic components and has a one minute casting time. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: If he is unconscious, he can’t move, right?. Me: Correct. 6yo DM: Then why does he get his Dex bonus added to his AC?. Me: Because we haven’t delved into 3e yet. #dnd5e.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: I have made a new race called the Peaceforged. Me: Tell me about it. 5yo DM: It is like the warforged but for peace time. This one is a cake droid and makes cake any time you want it. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Can we learn to play Pathfinder?. Me: I can teach you 1st edition, but we would need to get the books to learn 2nd edition. 6yo DM: Can I get some books for my next birthday?. Me: Of course!. #Pathfinder2e.
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Conversations with the 7yo DM:. 7yo DM: Inside the Gelatinous Cube, you see a nice longsword that looks just like the drawings you have seen of a Holy Avenger. Me: I'm going for it. I reach in to grab the sword. 7yo DM: It is actually a mimic and it adheres to your hand. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Can we make a DnD spell for anyone who is lonely today?. Me: Of course!. 6yo DM: Message of Love: It lets everyone know that they are loved and important (just like you tell me). Me: ❤️❤️❤️.
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Conversations with the 7yo DM:. Acting Teacher: Everyone needs to act like they are alone in a creepy castle. 7yo DM: <Walks around proudly>. Teacher: Why didn’t you choose to act afraid like everyone else?. 7yo DM: I am Strahd Von Zarovich… It’s my castle. #dnd.
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Imagine this… 🧵. - You are a 19yo guy out on your own for the first time. - You have spent the last decade in an extremely strict religious school and taught nothing about women. - You have been told to simply ignore your feelings about sex and pretty much everything else. 1/2.
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Conversations with the 7yo DM:. 7yo DM: A flock of chickensquirrels descends upon the town. Me: Chickensquirrels?. 7yo DM: They are a cousins of owlbears but much worse. Me: Worse?. 7yo DM: They will jump on your face and peck your eyes. then hoard all the food in town. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. Me: I cast Color Spray on the goblins so I can get away. 5yo DM: It does nothing. Me: I think I should get a roll of some kind. 5yo DM: Nope. Goblins are colorblind in my world, like me, and the spell doesn’t work. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: Why would anyone be mad about a black elf in Rings of Power?. Me: They feel that Tolkien’s elves should only be white based on the source material. 5yo DM: That is silly. Everyone should have a chance to pretend they’re an elf. Me: Indeed.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: If advantage cancels out disadvantage…. Me: Go on…. 6yo DM: Does that mean that I can shoot at an invisible monster with a straight roll if I hide behind a tree before I attack?. Me: I think so. 6yo DM: How does that work?. #dnd5e.
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@Anarkansas_ He just really doesn't like having a patron tell his characters what to do. This is fantasy. not real life.
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Conversations with the 4yo DM:. 4yo DM: I don’t like that beholders make babies in their dreams. That is silly. Me: You can change it if you want. 4yo DM: They are now amphibians and lay eggs in the water. Beholder tadpoles have long tails. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Can I substitute a bonus action for a normal action?. Me: Not according to the rules. 6yo DM: That seems weird to me. I am changing that in my game. Me: I think that is a good choice. #dnd5e.
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Conversations with the 4yo DM:. Me: What do you want to see in a new edition of DnD?. 4yo DM: Dinoborn, more animal people, magic items that aren’t boring, more feats, no mummies, and free dice. Me: Free dice?. 4yo DM: Every book should have free dice. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Tool proficiencies are weird. Me: How so?. 6yo DM: My blacksmith character only has a +2 to make a sword over someone who isn't a blacksmith?. Me: What do you suggest?. 6yo DM: Disadvantage if you aren't proficient in the tool???. #dnd5e.
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Conversations with the 4yo DM:. Me: I need names for the 3 evil hags in your Mama’s game. 4yo DM: I am good at names. Me: That is why I came to you. 4yo DM: How about Sakima of the Sea, Lady Whispers of the Night, and… Creepy Pancake?. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: Why are vampires not immune to poison like most other undead?. Me: Maybe because they have blood. 6yo DM: So a monk who is immune to poison could poison their own blood and kill a vampire who bites them?. #dnd5e.
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I am a little concerned for the state of humanity when so many people on Reddit claim to work with kids as their job but can’t imagine a 6-year-old kid playing DnD and talking about it.
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- You have fallen in love with a gorgeous older woman who has much more experience in the ways of the world… and a full time job. - And the entire internet makes fun of you as you deliver the “smoothest” line in the history of the galaxy…. No wonder he turned to the dark side.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: The storm giant has tentacles coming from its face!. Me: Is it a giantflayer?. 6yo DM: Yes, and it is brainstorming. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: I am tired of school. Can we play some DnD tonight?. Me: Sure. You should draw a map and label all the rooms and write up which monsters are where. Don’t go over 100 Hit Points in any one room. 6yo DM: Yes! That sounds awesome!. #dnd.
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The 4yo DM really likes that he can deal out all sorts of damage to my character and then do it again the next day. #dnd5e #ttrpgkids
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: I know I won’t be the 4yo DM for much longer, but I don’t want everyone to know the day I turn 5. Me: Why not?. 5yo DM: They will know too much. Me: Who?. 5yo DM: The fey!. Happy Birthday month redwyrmling!. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 7yo:. 7yo: How long did Luke actually train with Yoda?. Me: A few weeks. 7yo: So if he could be trained that quickly, why did the Jedi have to take babies away from their parents to train them? Maybe it should have been more like college than preschool.
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The 5yo DM ran a 2.5 hour session for three adult players last night and it was amazing. He plays in a campaign every week with my two best friends from HS and normally I am the DM. Last night he took over and ran a one shot he called “Doom and Boom”.#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: So an adult’s skeleton only weighs 20 pounds?. Me: That’s what it says. 5yo DM: How far could I throw Vecna if I had an 18 strength?. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: My barbarian is a necromancer. Me: At first level?. 6yo DM: Yes! He can cast two spells. Me: What spells are those?. 6yo DM: Inflict Wounds and Rest in Pieces. He uses his great axe as a focus. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 7yo DM:. Me: What would you do if you were the new president of DnD?. 7yo DM: Every book would come with dice and a computer copy. There would be a lot more fold out maps because those are cool. I would make a book of feats. And I would hire kids. #dnd.
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Letter from the 6yo DM:. Dear D&D People (@Wizards_DnD),. Please don’t ruin Dungeons & Dragons before my daddy finishes editing my first book. Thanks,. Redwyrmling. #OpenDnD.
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The wyrmling wants to know about times you have gone against the stereotypes in your games. #dnd
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: I think a round should be 5 seconds instead of 6. Me: Why?. 6yo DM: Easy math! 2 rounds is 10 seconds… 4 is 20 seconds. Why did they ever pick six?. Me: So there would be 10 rounds a minute. 6yo DM: Combat never lasts 10 rounds. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: I wish I was my character. Me: I know that feeling, son. But you are an amazing young boy with so much to offer the world. You have talents that…. 5yo DM: Daddy, I just want a flaming axe. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: This beholder is huge! The size of a house. Me: What?. 5yo DM: And at the end of each eye stalk is… a normal-sized beholder. Me: We run!. 5yo DM: It teleports in front of you…. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: We need more Power Word spells in DnD. Me: What are you thinking about?. 5yo DM: Some lower level ones like Power Word Sneeze and Power Word Fart. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. 6yo DM: I am going to run Curse of Strahd but set it in the Fey Wild. Me: Interesting. 6yo DM: Strahd will be a Vampire Pixie with grasshopper legs and a his castle will be a huge hollow tree that the characters have to shrink down to enter. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: You see hundreds of green hags coming out of the forest. Me: There is no way we can fight that many. 5yo DM: The Crone Wars… have begun!. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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The wyrmling is running a game tonight for 7 of his friends (ages 6-11) and 3 adults. He is pretty nervous and could use a little encouragement. Any kind words would be helpful as he attempts to DM his adventure… “Hall of Bones.”. #dnd.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: You see a huge dragon with five heads. Me: Uh oh!. 5yo DM: And each head is actually a beholder of a different color. Me: Oh no!. 5yo DM: And it’s tail is a purple worm. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 5yo DM:. 5yo DM: Ancient dragons have pretty boring Legendary Actions. Me: What would you give them?. 5yo DM: Summon Elementals, Gravity Pull, Paralyze with Fear, Earth Tremor, Roar of the Ages. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids.
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Conversations with the 6yo DM:. Me: It seems like we really touched a nerve on Reddit. 6yo DM: Would that be psychic damage or force damage?. #dnd.
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