eternal
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️, rated T, 5k words
— written for
@hkvhrevbang
/ collaboration with
@_sugahigh
💕
— a mysterious client commissions kaveh to build a house for his fiancé.
🔗:
you’ll notice that ratio liked every single one of aventurine’s posts (the ones he himself posted) on his timeline EXCEPT this one
veritas… is there something you want to share with the class?
Rich ✅
Pretty ✅
Family man ✅
Unique eyes ✅
Smile often ✅
Can fake a smile too ✅
Childhood trauma ✅
Work in questionable organization ✅
Threading between life and death ✅
Has a relationship with a 'scholar' ✅
Have magical transformation that can beat you up ✅
I can’t flirt but I can piss you off. It’s the same thing. Both will get your attention. Both will make your cheeks turn a pretty shade of red. Both will have you eyeing my lips.
alhaitham: kaveh, it is pride month. you know what that means.
kaveh: what
alhaitham:
kaveh: do you want me to, like, design gay buildings
alhaitham: [walks away]
this is where ratio was scarred for life and why he refers to aventurine as someone “devoid of logic” because he, who respects the lives of everyone he crosses paths with, couldn’t fathom why someone would gamble on their own life
him saying this after telling me he's been waking up in a cold sweat every night from having nightmares IM SOBBING he really does care... he cares so much
why is it that in a game with such a varied cast - a dragon, a sentient robot with a daughter, a cowboy cyborg, a demigod of death - i find myself gravitating towards… the corporate capitalists
i hope everyone knows that kirara is based on the real delivery service kuroneko yamato, whose mascot is a black cat, and the workers often dress in green
kaveh hates living in an empty home so much that he gave up his mother’s property because it didn’t feel like home…
how long do you think it will take him to realize that, in his heart of hearts, he now considers the space he shares with alhaitham as his true home
i hate her so much. she’s poisoning the minds of the teens who read her works and convincing them it’s immoral to think of sexual things as a teen which is completely natural at that age.
do you ever think that maybe the reason kaveh always has the worst interpretation of alhaitham’s words and actions is because what alhaitham said to him during their fight hurt him so deeply that it’s a subconscious defense mechanism to avoid being hurt again
this is literally when you’re stalking your crush on instagram and you have to not like the posts that are too revealing or clear thirst traps so you don’t seem too down bad
between baizhu (chronically ill, suffering all alone) and kaveh (carpal tunnel from overwork, needs mehrak to do heavy lifting for him), 3.6 is the patch for weak ass bitches. people born with glass bones and paper skin.
i feel like gen z's who grew up in the west/ in liberal online spaces are so out of touch with how rampant homophobia is in other parts of the world. it's a great thing that they grew up with openly queer media, but that doesn't mean all creators everywhere are allowed to do so
people need to start realizing how important queer coding is under censorship and how it's specifically used to bypass censorship in countries where they can't use the words "gay bi, lesbian" etc. and that you should absolutely take it serious. like no, ningguang's lesbian coding
unreliable narrator but instead of it being a murder mystery or intense plot twist, it’s just a guy who is painfully and horribly oblivious that somebody is pining for them, and misrepresents all flirtations as acts of antagonism
help i want to know if childe ever cried about zhongli to arlecchino. arlecchino probably said “just kill him” and that’s why childe said she doesn’t have a sane bone in her body
aventurine choosing to live wasn’t just because of ratio’s letter, but it also wasn’t just because of acheron either, and it wasn’t even just because of kakavasha. it was all of those things combined plus his own inner tenacity and clarity
now that the forced-QRT function has rolled out: reminder that you can still RT things! just leave the comment field blank! 👍
many artists (me included) don’t like QRTs on our work so pls respect the wishes of artists when boosting their work! 🙏
my ships be like:
1. immortal dragon god loses love of his life in brutal war and revives him, forever dooming both their fates in the process
2. guy who works a 9-5 job and lives with his college ex
and both were made in the same year by the same writers fbdjdkdjsjn???
my only addendum: aventurine would try to keep the noise down if he’s actually having sex w/ someone he loves 🤭 and is not making it into a performance 🤭
kaveh: i literally cannot wait a second longer to move out of alhaitham's place!! as soon as i get my money it is the first thing i am going to do
kaveh, as soon as he gets his money: actually i'm not moving out this can all go to charity
soooo let me get this straight… oshi no ko fans are sending online hate to a VA… who voiced a character who attempts suicide due to online hate… in a show where the toxicity of entitled fans is a prominent theme.
gotta love how media literacy is at an all time low
that’s why aventurine is perfect for him.. he’s canonically said doesn’t understand aventurine’s logic, aventurine is unpredictable to him, and being around him is always going to be a new experience
imo one of the things that contribute to his loneliness/sadness is his intelligence. the more you understand how the world works, you "predict" them, then there's lesser room for happiness. this is why they say ignorance is bliss. sometimes, it's better that you don't know things
i can’t stop laughing @ how kolivan thought keith stole the blade and keith was like “SHIRO I DIDNT STEAL IT YOU KNOW ME” and shiro was like “yeah bitch i also know you stole my car so how do i know you didn’t steal this knife”
the most unrealistic thing about genshin isn’t the dragons or the magic, it’s the fact that governments have the capability to make decisions overnight and that people have little to no resistance to change