President Tanaka from the hit series ‘Persona’
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Anyone interested in doubling their fortune, we’ll be in contact. Attractive people only. You must pay up front. No, this is not a pyramid scheme.
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Do NOT trust this thread. Everything is completely false. The media is just out to slander my good name again.
…But while I have you all here, you know what day of the week it is! Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities has special limited products available today only!
[1/24]⚠️TATSUMI PORT ISLAND RESIDENTS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!⚠️
There's a scam going around in Paulownia Mall that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it and lost 40,000 yen... Once i realized what was going on, it was too late.
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None of the Persona games have a good story, cast, or gameplay. What the people crave is a Tanaka spinoff where you become my employee and learn about the world of business.
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Mr. Tanaka, may I ask, what's your opinion on the LGBTQ+ crowd, and would you ever sell gender-affirming care to them at go… — I support the LGBT+ community, of course. I already have a line of products, including Tanaka’s Amazing HRT.
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility everyone. Come get your Tanaka’s Amazing HRT today! 😁🏳️⚧️
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At the mall - Where the gullible chumps at?
Tanaka want scam scam!
At the beach - Where the hoes at?
Cocky want boing boing!
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This is what SEES would look like if they quit fooling around.
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Valentine’s cards sure to get you the person of your dreams. That’s the Tanaka guarantee!
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#NewProfilePic
Remember kids, pandering for the sake of profit is always the correct thing to do!
#pride
#rainbowcapitalism
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Never fear bankruptcy. Continue spending. Invest in stocks. Give me your money. Don’t give up on your dreams. 💫
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Persona 3 if it was good.
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Let this be your daily motivation.
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Tanaka blunts for sale one day only this 4/20 ‼️
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Imagine roleplaying as someone you’re not on twitter. Couldn’t be me. When have I ever been known to scam anyone? 😁
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Remember kids: it’s only illegal if you get caught.
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Tanaka’s Amazing pride month sale has officially begun on all of our pride related merchandise! 😁🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Enjoy my pandering while it lasts!
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Zippo will never receive any of my amazing commodities…
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You are a minor who knows nothing about the world. You are the ugly one here. I can make YOU shut up but I suggest you one thing. You don't want to deal with a devil like me.
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Thanks, kid! BUH-BYE!
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Mr Tanaka were you at any point involved with NFTs — I prefer REAL commodities that I physically own. So not really.
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This is false and yet again another attempt to slander my good name. Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities does in fact sell HRT, but it is not a SCAM! My loyal customers will vouch for me.
Be careful, Shin. I believe I saw some shady man named " Tanaka " selling this substance at an extremely high price, so much so it was scam worthy. Do not buy Testosterone or Estrogen from Tanaka's Amazing Commodities. It is surely a scam at that price.
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Why do so many people doubt that I wouldn’t be into NFTS? I don’t invest in scams.
Selling scams, well, that’s another story, but we don’t need to talk about that. 😁
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Out of all of my clever, well-thought out tweets, the low effort one making fun of promiscuous twitter bots is my first hit. I don’t know how to feel about that, but thank you for all of the new followers nonetheless. The Tanaka Empire is growing stronger.
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What a profitable Pride Month! The increase in sales this June was just wonderful! Shoutout to the gays for funding my next luxury cruise vacation.
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Some of you really need this.
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This Joker kid is onto something having multiple names. It’s never a bad idea to be prepared for the moment you need to change your identity and flee after your crimes have caught up to you!
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Wow, a thousand followers. That came out of nowhere. Of course, someone as famous and charming as me is bound to pick up fans, but… Thank you for the support in the Tanaka empire. Glory to the Amazing Commodities.
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Tax fraud. Who agrees?
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President Tanaka for the inevitable Persona x Fortnite crossover.
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Hey I heard some rumor that you were mean to a women at Paulownia Mall? Is that true Tanaka? — It’s true, but listen: I’m mean to everyone equally. This is what a true feminist looks like.
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What if I told you all that I’m actually the one delaying The Fall.
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@MsPaperPersona
Atlus doesn’t know how to utilize their greatest asset (me) and it’s tragic.
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I almost feel bad for decimating the competition so hard…
(I don’t feel bad at all.)
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Anata no, terebi ni, Jika-netto Tanaka
Mi-n-na no, yoku no tomo
Anata no, terebi ni, Jika-netto Tanaka
Ka-u no wa, ima shika nai…
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tuned in last week and the “offer” was two measly chest keys. would not recommend. — Oh yeah? Well this week’s special is the door, don’t let it hit you on the way out. Buh-bye!
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I need to know Chiitan’s secrets. How do I get myself shown all over twitter like that…
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Never forget our battle, January 31, 2010
#tanakasweep
Got this idea from a moot, as they say. I am curious to what some of you think about me.
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I’m a cute single girl in your ar…
Ha. You thought. Never let your mind stray from the path of business. Don’t let temptation lead you astray from financial success!
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Some of you may not know this about me, but I do know how to shred. I’m the president of my company, and the president of skateboarding.
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If you max my social link in reload, I teach you how to evade your taxes!
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If you ever post or see any Tanaka fanart, please feel free to tag me so I can retweet it. I love seeing my face, but occasionally I miss posts and things get lost in the timeline… You know how it is. 😁👍
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If they nerf me, I WILL be suing.
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There has been some recent concern over Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities going “woke.” To this I say: continue buying our limited edition Pride merchandise! 😁 Order now and you won’t regret it, you can’t get these deals anywhere else!
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Still upset about that little shit who stopped coming to work unexpectedly. Training people to become even half as smart and business-savvy as I am is not cheap. Following me on twitter should cost money, really, the way I give out advice so freely.
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Tanaka perfume smells like fresh stacks of cash, made with the tears of everyone I’ve scammed and the sweat of my employees. Order now at Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities!
【オンラインショップ再入荷のお知らせ】
100mlフレグランス発売を記念し、完売しておりました『#ペルソナ３』主人公、『#ペルソナ４』主人公、花村陽介、足立透の再入荷が決定いたしました！
5月31日以降お届け予定にてご予約受付中です！
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Atlus… Clearly you need my help with advertising. What was this? You’re better than this. Call me.
Time is something no one can escape. 🕒
Follow The Umbrella Academy’s Aidan Gallagher as he wades between the modern world and the Dark Hour in this live action trailer for Persona 3 Reload!
Play Persona 3 Reload on February 2nd!
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You all should click this not shady, not suspicious link. Come on, would I ever lead you astray? I’m a nice guy!
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What are your total amount of commodities? — How should I know? The commodities never end. They’re infinite.
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Are you L G B ? — Why does everyone always question my sexuality? I love money, and everyone else is none of your concern.
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Where were you when nyx almost destroyed the world? — I was there, of course. Don’t you remember? I beat Nyx singlehandedly.
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1000th post… Congratulations to me. When am I getting paid for this?
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If you want to look as fabulous as I do, here’s a guide for you. You’re welcome.
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Why do you look like that — You mean why do I look so handsome? Genetics, and a good skincare routine.
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The reason I represent the devil arcana? That’s easy. It’s because I’m so devilishly handsome.
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president tanaka-san, can you do a kickflip? — Of course I can. Does anyone remember Tanaka’s Amazing Skating?
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what is the easiest way to end you — I’m immortal. I will be in every new Persona game from here on out.
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Tanaka.... I want you... — I once again do not know who you are, but your charm level better be high enough.
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Why is everyone writing threads comforting people on their periods. I’m confused. But I also see a marketing opportunity, so…
Buy Tanaka’s Amazing pads today.
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What is your NUMBER ONE tip for getting rich quickly (please I need this FAST) — Scam minors.
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Tax season? More like relax season (I don’t pay my taxes) (I love tax fraud)
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: the only ship that matters is Me x a nice loaded bank account.
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Why is everyone saying “the remake MADE Tanaka hot”? I was always attractive, and now I’m just attractive in HD. I age like fine wine.
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Please adopt me — Children are far too expensive to care for. I’d rather spend that money on myself, thank you.
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What's the newest commodity this week? — This week we’re introducing Tanaka’s Amazing Gamer Fuel. It’s a drink 100% guaranteed to make you better at video games! Thi…
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Are you Morosexual — I’m moneysexual. Intelligence isn’t important as long as you got a loaded bank account.
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Welcome to Persona Champions 2023! A tournament where the character with the most amount of votes wins! Who'll come out on top? You decide! Round 1 kicks off with Matches 1-8. You can vote here:
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Who else is up evading their taxes? ✋😂
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…Anyways, remember to pick up your HRT from Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities today! The Tanaka empire will always support trans rights! 😁🏳️⚧️
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I got food poisoning from your tomato seedlings >:( — That sounds like a you problem. There has never been anything wrong with any of my products ever.
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Why is some nosy nobody trying to start a scandal with me? Does he know who I am?
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hello president tanaka how are you so cool and sexy — I can tell you my secrets, but it’s gonna cost you.
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I saw you at the mall the other day, I would’ve asked for an autograph but I was ‘starstruck’ as they say. — That’s understandable. It happens when you’re in the presence of someone as great as me.
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“Kill them with kindness” wrong. Tax evasion. 🏦🏦🏦🏦🏦🏦🏦💴💴💴💴💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💵💸💰💸💸💸💸💰💰💰💰💰🪪🪪🪪📑📑📑📑📑🗂️🗂️🗂️🗂️🗂️🗳️🗳️💴💴💶💶💶💶💴💴💵💵💸💸💸💰💰💰💵💸💸🏦🏦🏦🏢🪪🪪🪪🪪🪪🪪🪪🪪🪪🗂️🗂️🗂️🗂️🗂️📑📑📑📑📑📑📑
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Is there like a one amazing commodity. Like the one piece but an amazing commodity? — You want my commodities? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!
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I forget to tweet for a couple days and suddenly Persona twitter is in flames…
Don’t worry everyone, I’m here now. Let’s all just get along and purchase some Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities.
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No one can stop me.
this line has stuck with me for almost ten years. he cant do that to a kid
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I get stopped on the street and asked for my autograph so often… I wonder if I should just start selling merch that’s already been signed by yours truly. Surely there’s a market for Tanaka’s Amazing Autograph.
Being famous is such hard work sometimes…
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hey a kid... about 16 or 17 years old, I wanna say, with blue hair (I think he said his name was yuki but i'm not 100% sure… — Of course it isn’t true. That kid is a dirty liar, and he’s about to find himself on a dating site for former prison inmates…
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Smirks at you like this:
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This account remains a Reload spoiler-free zone, and anyone who posts untagged spoilers will still receive none of my Amazing Commodities.
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president tanaka why is your favorite crime tax evasion — I’m also a big embezzlement and money laundering stan, actually.
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What does this mean. Thrown into a TV? I’m already on TV.
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Persona 3: Tanaka Edition launches tomorrow. You all have been misled, I’m actually the main character.
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Being a catboy is a wonderful marketing strategy. I can already see my profits skyrocketing. It must be because I am so cute.
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“Tanaka needs something amazing”
Commodities:
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People really want that guy’s tie when you can buy some of mine from Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities? You can even choose between iconic red or spicy yellow. The better choice is clear.
Are you ready for a new Collector's Edition item? We heard that a rookie detective has lost his tie 👔
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Marry me instead? — I don’t know who you are, but I’m afraid to say I’m simply a luxury that few can afford.
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I hope everyone has had a good holiday if you celebrate. I know I have— sales have been higher than ever. Nothing is better than holiday season profits… I’m so happy, I could dance 😁
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Me if Vivziepop wrote me: Tanaka’s Fucking Amazing CUM-odities‼️
Did I do the joke right?
remember when vivziepop drew joker persona 5 with alastor
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