Do NOT trust this thread. Everything is completely false. The media is just out to slander my good name again.
…But while I have you all here, you know what day of the week it is! Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities has special limited products available today only!
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There's a scam going around in Paulownia Mall that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it and lost 40,000 yen... Once i realized what was going on, it was too late.
None of the Persona games have a good story, cast, or gameplay. What the people crave is a Tanaka spinoff where you become my employee and learn about the world of business.
Mr. Tanaka, may I ask, what's your opinion on the LGBTQ+ crowd, and would you ever sell gender-affirming care to them at go… — I support the LGBT+ community, of course. I already have a line of products, including Tanaka’s Amazing HRT.
You are a minor who knows nothing about the world. You are the ugly one here. I can make YOU shut up but I suggest you one thing. You don't want to deal with a devil like me.
This is false and yet again another attempt to slander my good name. Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities does in fact sell HRT, but it is not a SCAM! My loyal customers will vouch for me.
Be careful, Shin. I believe I saw some shady man named " Tanaka " selling this substance at an extremely high price, so much so it was scam worthy. Do not buy Testosterone or Estrogen from Tanaka's Amazing Commodities. It is surely a scam at that price.
Why do so many people doubt that I wouldn’t be into NFTS? I don’t invest in scams.
Selling scams, well, that’s another story, but we don’t need to talk about that. 😁
Out of all of my clever, well-thought out tweets, the low effort one making fun of promiscuous twitter bots is my first hit. I don’t know how to feel about that, but thank you for all of the new followers nonetheless. The Tanaka Empire is growing stronger.
This Joker kid is onto something having multiple names. It’s never a bad idea to be prepared for the moment you need to change your identity and flee after your crimes have caught up to you!
Wow, a thousand followers. That came out of nowhere. Of course, someone as famous and charming as me is bound to pick up fans, but… Thank you for the support in the Tanaka empire. Glory to the Amazing Commodities.
Hey I heard some rumor that you were mean to a women at Paulownia Mall? Is that true Tanaka? — It’s true, but listen: I’m mean to everyone equally. This is what a true feminist looks like.
tuned in last week and the “offer” was two measly chest keys. would not recommend. — Oh yeah? Well this week’s special is the door, don’t let it hit you on the way out. Buh-bye!
I’m a cute single girl in your ar…
Ha. You thought. Never let your mind stray from the path of business. Don’t let temptation lead you astray from financial success!
If you ever post or see any Tanaka fanart, please feel free to tag me so I can retweet it. I love seeing my face, but occasionally I miss posts and things get lost in the timeline… You know how it is. 😁👍
There has been some recent concern over Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities going “woke.” To this I say: continue buying our limited edition Pride merchandise! 😁 Order now and you won’t regret it, you can’t get these deals anywhere else!
Still upset about that little shit who stopped coming to work unexpectedly. Training people to become even half as smart and business-savvy as I am is not cheap. Following me on twitter should cost money, really, the way I give out advice so freely.
Tanaka perfume smells like fresh stacks of cash, made with the tears of everyone I’ve scammed and the sweat of my employees. Order now at Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities!
Time is something no one can escape. 🕒
Follow The Umbrella Academy’s Aidan Gallagher as he wades between the modern world and the Dark Hour in this live action trailer for Persona 3 Reload!
Play Persona 3 Reload on February 2nd!
Why is everyone writing threads comforting people on their periods. I’m confused. But I also see a marketing opportunity, so…
Buy Tanaka’s Amazing pads today.
What's the newest commodity this week? — This week we’re introducing Tanaka’s Amazing Gamer Fuel. It’s a drink 100% guaranteed to make you better at video games! Thi…
Welcome to Persona Champions 2023! A tournament where the character with the most amount of votes wins! Who'll come out on top? You decide! Round 1 kicks off with Matches 1-8. You can vote here:
I got food poisoning from your tomato seedlings >:( — That sounds like a you problem. There has never been anything wrong with any of my products ever.
I saw you at the mall the other day, I would’ve asked for an autograph but I was ‘starstruck’ as they say. — That’s understandable. It happens when you’re in the presence of someone as great as me.
Is there like a one amazing commodity. Like the one piece but an amazing commodity? — You want my commodities? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!
I forget to tweet for a couple days and suddenly Persona twitter is in flames…
Don’t worry everyone, I’m here now. Let’s all just get along and purchase some Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities.
I get stopped on the street and asked for my autograph so often… I wonder if I should just start selling merch that’s already been signed by yours truly. Surely there’s a market for Tanaka’s Amazing Autograph.
Being famous is such hard work sometimes…
hey a kid... about 16 or 17 years old, I wanna say, with blue hair (I think he said his name was yuki but i'm not 100% sure… — Of course it isn’t true. That kid is a dirty liar, and he’s about to find himself on a dating site for former prison inmates…
People really want that guy’s tie when you can buy some of mine from Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities? You can even choose between iconic red or spicy yellow. The better choice is clear.
I hope everyone has had a good holiday if you celebrate. I know I have— sales have been higher than ever. Nothing is better than holiday season profits… I’m so happy, I could dance 😁