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Philadelphia Eagles Burn Down Their Own Locker Room to Stand in Solidarity with Rioting Fans -
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RT @realnewzy: Hold on! Women REQUIRED to play on every @NFL team?!? 🤨😂😱 @dallascowboys @JasonKelce @tkelce @taylorswift13 @CoachJim4UM @…
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Trump and his administration are fighting @RepMaxineWaters and the Dark Side. Literally! @realDonaldTrump
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UncategorizedBiden Caught Scaling White House Balcony After Catching Whiff of Freshly Shampooed Girls at Trump Signging Ceremony
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New promo video for The MAGA Strip, featuring the Trump Hotel Gaza!
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🚨BREAKING: Trump loves tariffs so much he’s installed a “Tariff” button right next to his Diet Coke button on the Resolute Desk. One push = instant tariffs and a fresh can of Coke. Sources say more buttons are coming… 👀🇺🇸
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@Maga4liberty We are the original creator. Don't accept imitations or stolen goods.
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What?!?! Why did Klobuchar do this at the end of her questioning of Kash Patel???? 😮🤣
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The morning after the RFK Jr. hearing, Bernie Sanders woke up in his Senate office bewildered and wearing a onesie. He has no recollection of what happened. One booster too many.
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@JebraFaushay .@JebraFaushay please remove and repost our original. This is copyrighted, and we will file a request for removal by end of day. Thank you.
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🎁 The "I Quit to MAGA" Severance Gift Pack 🎁 (For those forcibly volunteering to Make America Great Again from their couch) - Red Hat: “I QUIT TO MAGA” - Gold-Plated Unemployment Application - DIY Bootstraps – A pair of old leather straps - Coal - “For Your Future Energy Needs” - Trump University Diploma (Blank) - “Learn to Code” Flash Drive - 8-Month Severance Countdown Calendar – Each day features a Trump tweet - Declassified Documents Packet - A Pocket Mirror – Labeled “Meet Your New Boss” - "TRUTH Social Platinum Membership" And more!!
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BREAKING! Trump disrupts the latest "Doomsday" clock presentation. 89 seconds to midnight? Take that!
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Trojan Redirects $50 Million of Condoms to Phil Jackson After Trump Cancels Gaza Shipment - 😂
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BREAKING: Trump admin solves California’s water crisis using Selena Gomez’s tears. After emotional deportation updates, her tears now filling Pacific Palisades Reservoir. LA’s drought? Over. Her tear ducts? National treasure.
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Joe Biden Furious Over Trump Colombia Tariffs, Fears Hunter Will Not Be Able to Afford Increased Prices of Cocaine
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