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@realjohnnunez

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my new album is out today! please check it out and share!
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pics from show at deepspace
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@realjohnnunez
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the worst drug addiction in america is cable tv for the boomer population
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@realjohnnunez
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2 years
@casualtakeking and the knicks still couldnt tell
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@realjohnnunez
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5 months
as a small artist is it even worth using bandcamp? i put my music up there and id personally rather have everyone go to spotify. id think if someone wanted to buy an album or send money theyd just do it too
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@realjohnnunez
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10 months
saying something “tastes like shit” is pretty harsh when you really think about it
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9 months
i met someone at a week long job. first day they asked me for my insta and said they film music videos when i said i do music. ignored me for rest of week. people are mad weird with the internet.. who would pay someone they dont know to do a music vid for them lol
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5 months
there are just as many degenerates in the suburbs as there are in cities - theyre just doing scratch offs in shop rites
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NBA is disrespecting jimmy butler using this pic
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@realjohnnunez
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2 years
NJ > NY
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@realjohnnunez
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2 years
i remember playing my first paid gig freshman year of college and making a little less than $100 and thinking to myself “being a musician isnt hard what are people talking about”
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7 months
i am no longer a knicks fan
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@realjohnnunez
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5 months
cutwater is too lit for public use. they should be banning these instead of tiktok
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@realjohnnunez
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now that u cant see likes, no one can see that i like all my own posts (not that i had shame in it)
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11 months
twitter is the wild west of social media
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@realjohnnunez
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8 months
why do people act like their “emotional” and “vulnerable” posts on the internet are those things. if you want to be vulnerable on here post a picture of your screen time nerd
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@realjohnnunez
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2 years
my girlfriend found @charles__tyler on the street and gave this to her to give to me i love u dude
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@realjohnnunez
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all small venues should have no cover and just give the bands a (small) percentage of the bar. every single person would make more money and more people would be at the show
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@realjohnnunez
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3 years
no one is more vulnerable than my twitter followers theres only 21 of u and if u unfollow me ill know exactly who u r
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people who repair analog instruments/gear are the most eccentric/crazy people ive met... moreso than the actual musicians who use them
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@realjohnnunez
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11 months
wedding bands, venues, vendors need to find a way to capitalize on divorce parties. would double their gigs per year
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@realjohnnunez
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2 years
thr jazz community is more important on the internet than it is in real life
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@realjohnnunez
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2 years
why do we have to tip for everything now.. just saying the rich people who own the businesses should just be paying waiters and all other jobs better. now im expected to leave a tip when i get a drip coffee or order food with no interaction with a waiter
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2 months
now that is funny
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the only sandwich you need for lunch is beer
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2 years
i am going to start wearing ear protection at every music thing that i do just for money . no reason to blow ears out because of stupid loud weddings
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4 months
people give U2 shit but every guitar player sounds like that now lol
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@realjohnnunez
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3 years
if u go out in the cold ur a dumbass buy a six pack for $8 and get tinder pro
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@realjohnnunez
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3 months
im glad other people feel this way
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They musta changed weed fr. Nobody wanna smoke it no more. Shit ain’t earthly no more
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2 years
it really sucks when someone walks into the kitchen while ur eating shredded cheese out of the bag with ur hands
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3 years
girls asking if u sub or dom im like why we talking about music theory right now
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people act funny when u dont introduce yourself even tho they also didnt introduce themself
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11 months
restaurants should just steal food from whole foods like normal people
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@realjohnnunez
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2 years
THANK U ALL OF MY FANS!!!! 32 STRONG!!!! 1,000,000 THIS YEAR!!!!
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@realjohnnunez
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10 months
thank you for listening world
@ZeroAcreFarms
Zero Acre Farms
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Hopdoddy is making history as the 1st national burger chain to commit to a seed oil-free menu, beginning in all Austin, San Antonio & San Marcos, TX locations, where Zero Acre oil has fully replaced soybean oil in every fryer. Read on to get free fries 👇
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@realjohnnunez
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2 months
listening to pop country is like listening to barney for adults
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2 years
i will follow this up with my most italian to least italian rankings: 1. jersey italian 2. NY italians 3. people who live in italy
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2 years
@elonmusk yeah and youre a noob and im a level 70 with full T5
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3 months
the only good alcoholic drink is gin martinis
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a stupid thing about denser paper towels is they cost/absorb more and people still take as many as they can grab when they use them
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2 years
@kendontmiss what are u talking about?? hes practicing getting to the FT line
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i dont understand why people with remote jobs live in america
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3 years
is it me or did take out food used to be like $20 and u felt like that was too much?? now its easy to spend double that on just urself on these stupid apps
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2 years
the minimum wage is too low if u work a stupid 40+ hour a week job and cant afford to get blackout drunk every single night of the week because how do u do one without the other
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3 years
lol MPH new nba stat
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they measured his mph 😭
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2 years
what im really trying to say is poor people should not have to support poor people.. im not actually THAT cheap
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3 years
chicken breast sucks if ur not eating thighs ur crazy
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@realjohnnunez
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jesus
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Steph Curry making a mockery of Dillon Brooks
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when im in the grocery store, the only reason i know grams to ounces to pounds is because of weed
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trying to get screen time to 16 hours per day prepping for phone built into body
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wow michael porter jr that was terrible
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2 years
everytime i play marry, fuck, kill rosie o donnel get involved
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2 years
finally watching the sopranos. i have a jersey italian mom and the interactions between tony and his mom r pretty much identical to mine
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2 years
california pizza kitchen is the WORST restaurant idea - who wants pizza from california
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dan campbell played his game, receivers dropped open passes - not really his fault
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6 months
(my neighbor works from home and blasts music all day and if i go anywhere out of the house it is now insanely crowded) go back to the office bums
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2 years
my mom is jersey italian. i ate sauce every sunday growing up. i have never eaten a ‘spicy meatball’ why do people say this
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2 years
thank god im drunk ive been stuck on the J train for 35 mins without it moving
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i used to enjoy my free/quiet time as a degenerate musician during the morning/afternoon. now all these yuppies WFH and play stupid music all day in their apartment and crowd up all my errand spots
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the invention of the GPS has not stopped men from constantly talking about directions for no reason - happy fathers day
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3 years
a lot of time when my headphones are in im not listening to anything i just dont want anyone to talk to me
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2 years
so tired of content lifestyle it is ridiculous
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everyone cares about image make some good music DAM fuk ur content
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@hannibalburess i swear i dont suck
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the internet destroys boomers lives more than cable television and processed food
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2 years
pineapple is the worst dry fruit in trail mix
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the funny thing about talking shit is its always prefaced with "i dont want to talk shit, but..."
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3 years
girl talks to me at park - asks me what im reading and shows me her steve harvey book - i show her satanic bible - she leaves... LOL
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2 years
@Man_with_a_van and by tire they mean vegan protein bar
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2 years
ru really an ‘artist’ when u play songs from 100 years ago that know one knows or knows anything about (including you)??? i suppose if u take a good solo on it without constant licks from dead people its better but u can do that over anything #jazz
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2 years
i made this tweet about hoboken already but i always know whos getting off the subway at bedford ave too…
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parking tickets need to be income based
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2 years
definitely high right now. wikipedia next
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nba is so much better than nfl
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Heater of the early season belongs to Anthony Edwards - who just did all of this in a two-minute sequence in overtime to beat the undefeated Celtics.
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2 years
i think they just say to get to the airport two hours early to make u buy stuff
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the red light cameras near upper manhattan like yonkers are INSANE. ive gotten 2 tickets out of my 2 times going there, fuck this shit
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2 years
cant stand heat get out of your $40,000,000+ fire idiot. start making some shots and turning the ball over if u dont want to get shit talked
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how do they expect an unemployed person to wake up at 8am to claim their money
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@PANYNJ_HT turn the volume down
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@azurdAcre thank you so much for checking it out!!
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TSA so stupid they didnt see weed in my bag on 4/20!!!!!!
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L train at union square more hipsters to get on for two more stops. no covid for $2.75
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lebron still the most athletic dude on either team most of the time but put ur fuckin hand up on defense motherf*****
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dynasty warriors movie
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Your sex life is now named after the title of the TV show or movie you last saw..... What is it?
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#GasPricesAreSoLow i can afford to drive to the expensive grocery store again
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why does any email i get from a real person go to spam and all my robo emails go to inbox
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inflation cant stop dollar slice
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i hate stereotyping but when u take the path train and go to hoboken u kno whos getting picked up and who on the train was getting dropped off
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7 months
you have to be KIDDING ME!!!
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The Toronto Raptors are finalizing a trade to send OG Anunoby to the New York Knicks for a package including RJ Barrett, Immanuel Quickley and draft considerations, sources tell ESPN.
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i need a seperate “t” category in my phone book for people with the last name “tinder”
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chorus to margaritaville kind of sucks.. i feel like a hit song should have a better chorus
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3 years
almost everytime i do a normy activity (car rental, go to mcdonalds, go to a dollar store etc) i meet someone who wants me to play on their trap track
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@BenWiz thank u keep up the good work 😎👍
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if u like and retweet this i willgo viral
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bushwick is a psyop
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3 years
the constant hate between jazz dudes is funny / crazy / stupid do other genres of music do this bullshit???
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@addbappleton @dummyknwldg only saw this because of connors comment its contagious
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