Never been in a @HarborFreight before. This is where I’ll be the rest of the day if you need me.

O Canada is a great national anthem.

My grandfather called servers by their names all the time. One time the server’s name was Janel, but her collar covered the J on her name tag. He kept calling her “Anal.” Finally she said, “Do you think my parents named me Anal?”

Siri how do you photoshop an orange jumpsuit?

You bat flip, you get drilled. #unwrittenrules

@antonia_mdprjct Yep. My condo assoc in FL did a project to ripout/re-do/install balcony supports on patios. When? Right at the start of renter season. Oh and didn’t supervise/sign off on the work. $800k later, turns out it wasn’t done correctly.

This Super Bowl was the perfect example of what coaches mean when they say don’t put yourself in a position where the refs can decide the game for you. If KC was gonna get calls, Philly made sure that wasn’t going to matter.

@DanBFox1287 I wasn’t a big fan of Lucchino when he kicked Tito in the shorts on the way out, but he got things done. He called Tito in the middle of the night when the team wasn’t meeting expectations, and made it explicitly clear that was not acceptable. Need more of that energy.

RT @GrageDustin: Prince still has the greatest super bowl halftime show and it isn’t even close.

RT @Super70sSports: Nothing against the Chiefs, they are a historically great team. But this is the second curb stomp loss they’ve taken in…

If I were an NFL owner I wouldn’t wear a suit, I’d wear a jersey.

Put in the scout team.

Holding on that one

RT @still_boneless: “I was supposed to propose tonight!”

I’m so suburban I have no idea if that’s actually how potatoes are planted and grown.

This is where having a tight end who can block would come in handy.

RT @Boston_Diehards: Having an absolute blast but I have seen crazier comebacks before

Private equity shops who bought up music rights are getting some of that back.

“Psst … tight ends are supposed to block too.”

Boyfriend not getting his blocks.