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@realistic_randy
Realistic Randy
5 years
Adam Thielen: Goes off on his QB during a game. Vikings Twitter: ...... Adam Thielen: Publicly calls out the coaching scheme, on camera. Vikings Twitter: ........ Stefon Diggs: Tweets and deletes stuff. Vikings Twitter: “What a diva! Locker room cancer! Unbelievable!”
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Watching Stefon Diggs blowup on the Buffalo sideline
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Realistic Randy
2 years
This is the real Daniel Jones. Vikings Defense had this dude looking like Joe Montana. I’m gonna be sick.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Trade Kirk, Keep Kirk, Love Kirk, Hate Kirk, Big Smirk, Butt Twerk. Don’t matter. Vikings win the NFC North next year.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Matthew Stafford just won a super bowl. Damnit so can Kirk Cousins.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Vikings: Chases away Stefon Diggs with conservative play calling Vikings after getting Justin Jefferson:
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Realistic Randy
6 years
@BleacherReport Nice to finally see him show up on the big stage
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Realistic Randy
6 years
@SportsCenter NBA died on 7/2/2018 RIP
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Realistic Randy
4 years
Jimmy G is nowhere close to the caliber of QB that Kirk Cousins is.
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1 year
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1 year
#Bills coach Sean McDermott told reporters that WR Stefon Diggs is not at mandatory minicamp and said he is “very concerned" about it.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
I’m letting my guard down to trust that the Vikings will land Jim Harbaugh as the new HC. I’m ready to get hurt again and I don’t care. Please I beg of you. Make it happen.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
Full credit goes to Mike Zimmer. He had the Vikings prepared in a hostile environment and fought their asses off.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Ed Donatell doesn’t allow Cooper Rush to beat the Vikings at home. Kevin O’Connell doesn’t call some bullshit ass run play on 2nd and long against Bal in OT. This coaching staff doesn’t lose to Detroit. Coaching was the primary problem for the Vikings.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Kirk Cousins man, respect this man
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Minnesotans, please contact your health insurance providers to make sure Vikings fandom is covered in your policy.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
The former head coach openly talked shit on Kirk Cousins yet had no problem kissing the feet of Teddy Bridgewater and Sean Mannion.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Irv Smith Jr, an athletic tight end, has shown that he can’t catch and can’t get separation while being guarded by LBs. I’m done with this dude.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Jim Harbaugh and Kirk Cousins at the opening press conference
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Realistic Randy
5 years
I’ve ripped Mike Zimmer for two years for constantly being unprepared in big games. There’s nothing to hate on here. The difference in this game for the Vikings playoff win was coaching.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Fire Donatell immediately during the commercial break. This literally cannot be any worse.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
It’s a fucking disgrace that Ed Donatell is collecting big checks for being butt ass at his job. Disgrace.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Ed Donatell’s defense gave up a game ending first down to Penei Sewell, the fucking right tackle. Dear god.
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Realistic Randy
10 months
Kevin O'Connell is a coward of a head coach
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Vikings need a TE2. Right now, after Irv Smith Jr the Vikings are screwed. Sign Kyle Rudolph. This isn’t hard.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
How Vikings How Vikings fans saw VS players saw Eric Sugarman Eric Sugarman
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Realistic Randy
11 months
Jaire Alexander is the fakest tough guy in the NFL. Flaps his gums during last years pregame speech all about Justin Jefferson. Does the griddy after a pass break up on 18. Fast forward to today and Jordan Addison had this man in hell. Love to see it.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
For everyone that hates Kirk Cousins, what were the Vikings supposed to do after 2017? Re-sign Case? Cross their fingers on the health of Sam Bradford? Take a flyer on Teddy again? Cousins was the best option at the time. And knowing who he is as a QB, he’s done a fine job.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
Imagine having one of the best receivers in the league, a true difference maker, in his prime and locked in his contract for another 4 years and thinking “we’re better off without him.” Trading away Stefon Diggs would be one of the dumbest decisions in the history of the Vikings.
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Realistic Randy
4 years
Everson Griffen: I’m Tryna come back to Minnesota! Also Everson Griffen:
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Realistic Randy
5 months
This is the greatest Vikings draft of all time.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Kirk Cousins: Spending time with his family, in the offseason. Half of Vikings Twitter:
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Realistic Randy
2 years
The Minnesota Vikings are the softest team in the National Football League.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
@BleacherReport @JeffPassan We now go live to Kyler Murray for his reaction
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Realistic Randy
3 years
I hate this team
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Kwesi Adofo-Mensah
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Realistic Randy
2 years
It all makes sense now
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Realistic Randy
6 months
Kwesi Adofo Mensah
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Brian O’Neill after Kevin O’Connell says hi to him in the hall
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Realistic Randy
3 years
If the Wilfs run it back with this regime in 2022 then honesty just sell the fucking team.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Cousins and Jefferson this season. #TheSecondComing
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Realistic Randy
9 months
Vikings QB Options A) Two turnover prone career backups B) A rookie who flashed before getting hurt Yeah man, this is super tough.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
The NFC North is officially up for grabs for the Vikings.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
So far Kwesi is just Spielman that uses a fancier vocabulary.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Find someone who loves you as much as the Wilf brothers love to pretend that Mike Zimmer isn’t ass as a head coach.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Kwesi Adofo-Mensah doesn’t give a damn about anything but the bottom line of doing what’s necessary to help the team. It’s exactly how a GM should operate.
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Realistic Randy
4 years
I'm sorry, did Danielle Hunter retire?
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ESPN
4 years
QBs beware of these pass rushers 😳 Thoughts? #Madden21 @EAMaddenNFL
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Realistic Randy
3 years
All you Mike Zimmer stans that mocked me this whole time, unapologetically twerking for your fearless leader, one cheek at a time. Don’t stop now. Drop it like it’s hot.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Mac Jones had 4 TDs and 7 INTs before being blessed to play against Ed Donatell’s defense tonight.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Bro I’m chilling until I get the Bleacher Report notification that Mike Zimmer has been fired. Energy of indifference.
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Realistic Randy
11 months
When it’s contract negotiation time, all Christian Darrisaw has to do is pull up the 9ers film, press play and walk out the room as KAM rewatches the shutdown of Nick Bosa.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
I’m so done with Greg Joseph dude
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Realistic Randy
10 months
That was the worst coaching job by KOC in his head coaching career.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
College gameday missed a huge opportunity in not being in Minneapolis for today’s game. I think, regardless of what happens between Alabama and LSU, Minnesota vs Penn State will end up being the biggest talking point from this weekend in CFB.
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Realistic Randy
4 years
Forget a Trent Williams trade. Washington playing hard to get with zero leverage. Vikings have their franchise Left Tackle for the next ten years. Washington can fuck off.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Kirk Cousins balled out today. Zimmer’s defense very impressive in the 2nd half shutting out Wilson and the Seahawks. Everson Griffen was a big time difference maker as well. He should start opposite Hunter until further notice.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
I owe Case Keenum an apology. There’s no doubt in my mind that with this team, Keenum would look far and away better than Kirk Cousins does right now.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Kirk Cousins deserves all the smoke
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Realistic Randy
4 years
Fire Mike Zimmer, right the fuck now
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Realistic Randy
4 years
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Realistic Randy
4 years
I think Justin Jefferson will be a solid WR2. It’s just hard to dismiss that the Vikings traded away a top 10 WR and used the Bills first round pick on a solid WR2.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Man who the fuck is a Jim Stapleton?! Announce Jim Harbaugh!
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Elite play calling by Klint Kubiak. Equally fantastic execution by Kirk Cousins.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
Saturday’s game has me feeling that if the Vikings can get past the 9ers they’re gonna win the whole tournament.
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Realistic Randy
7 years
@CBSNews Cop apologists will still try and justify this shit. Nothing new.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Greg Joseph is stealing money from the Minnesota Vikings.
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Realistic Randy
11 months
I mean, if the Vikings are gonna fully embrace the buyer’s market……….
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Realistic Randy
11 months
No on Tom Brady. No on Carson Wentz. You have to see what you have in Jaren Hall.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
This might be the worst officiated game I’ve ever seen.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Jim Harbaugh on National Signing Day
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Realistic Randy
2 years
I need to know how Sean Mannion pulled off the greatest heist job in American history. Vikings felt compelled to pay him for 3 years even though he’s literally been this bad the entire time. Amazing.
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Realistic Randy
6 months
Me constantly refreshing my phone looking for the Vikings Patriots trade tweets
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Realistic Randy
2 years
We can be done with the Jalen Reagor experiment now.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Kirk deserves all the smoke. All the criticism towards him validated off that weak ass play. Please waive your no trade clause and go somewhere. We not gonna carry on with this dude after that crap.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Man I’m rooting for Kevin O’Connell like crazy. Love the energy the Vikings are displaying even in the offseason under his wing. This is gonna be a damn good team next season.
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Realistic Randy
8 months
Good lord the Vikings won that trade
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Alright now I’m ready to blame Ed Donatell
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Realistic Randy
4 years
I think it’s pretty cool how Michael Pierce is going all in on ingratiating himself with the Vikings fan base immediately after his signing. Don’t see that too often. Much respect.
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Realistic Randy
4 years
Vikings fans watching the whole roster leave
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Realistic Randy
1 year
Hell yeah dude let’s go! Love the pick. And didn’t get desperate taking Will Levis either. Jordan Addison you are a Viking!
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Realistic Randy
3 years
This weak ass bum ass head coach has no guts. No heart when it counts. He’s a fraud. A certified fraud. A backup qb beat your defense in crunch time bc you allowed them to stay in the game. But let’s find a way to kiss his ass some more. Fire this clown tonight.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Alright man, what’s the hold up. Announce this shit already.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
I don’t smoke but I need a cigarette after watching that KJ Osborn TD drive
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Realistic Randy
4 years
Alright, Stefon Diggs is starting to piss me off.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
This loss is on Xavier Rhodes. The longer he continues to play, the more he will ultimately hurt the Vikings and their chances of winning.
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2 years
Looking forward to hearing Kwesi use big words to sweet talk an explanation of this clown show of a first round.
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2 years
Ed Donatell still has a job? What is there to think about?
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3 years
The future is bright af. #vikings
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5 years
Major tip of the cap to Kirk Cousins who honestly hasn’t had a bad game since week 4 at Chicago. He’s playing like the QB that the Vikings signed up for.
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Realistic Randy
5 years
So with the Vikings still in the hunt to win the division and a chance to host a playoff game at home, possibly even the 2 seed, Mike Zimmer has his Vikings team playing soft as if they have the 1 seed locked up already with nothing to play for. Not even surprised. Pathetic.
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Realistic Randy
3 years
Go Pack Go
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9 months
You’re just not a serious team if you do this
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Quarterback Nick Mullens is expected to make another start for the #Vikings on Sunday vs. the #Lions , per sources. Mullens passed for 303 yards last week vs. Cincinnati
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Realistic Randy
2 years
“When will the Vikings get respect from the outside?!” Fuck their respect. We don’t need it. Big W. In Buffalo. With Josh Allen playing. 8-1. Keep sleeping.
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Realistic Randy
4 years
Nice haul from Buffalo for Diggs. Great work by Spielman. If dude was pissed off at Cousins wait til he has to start catching passes from the least accurate QB in 2019.
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3 years
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Realistic Randy
1 year
We really out here raising all holy hell after letting go of: A receiver and linebacker on the decline An edge who wanted out after being mad at a contract that he agreed to And the most easily replaceable position in all of football? Man please.
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Realistic Randy
2 years
Alright Kwesi you looking kinda funny right now
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3 years
I’m dead inside
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5 years
It’s time for the NFL and its officials to be investigated for corruption in doing whatever’s necessary to kiss Aaron Rodgers’ ass.
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6 years
@__selfrighteous @lHTXl @MLG_Mahal @Trill_Hendon @espn Aka, LeBron got more participation trophies than Kobe 👌🏾
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2 years
Ed Donatell is so ass
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