liva
@realchoppedliva
Followers
70,975
Following
1,387
Media
504
Statuses
3,734
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
SEVENTEEN
• 1289672 Tweets
Carat
• 78291 Tweets
FELIP TAKES ON BBPHSTAGE
• 51264 Tweets
#TimnasDay
• 49639 Tweets
SLOTH STYLE BY NUNEW
• 47344 Tweets
The Next Prince Q9
• 45623 Tweets
オーストラリア
• 45304 Tweets
GLICO ALMOND X MEW
• 34311 Tweets
#バナナサンド
• 33567 Tweets
TAYNEW x NIVEA SPOTLIGHT
• 31575 Tweets
#サッカー日本代表
• 25840 Tweets
ミンギュ
• 22772 Tweets
BBPH ANN1V WITH BINI
• 22765 Tweets
金木犀の香り
• 21447 Tweets
うさぎだらけくじ
• 17423 Tweets
最終予選
• 17359 Tweets
ジョシュア
• 16687 Tweets
スングァン
• 15898 Tweets
Zaplana
• 15547 Tweets
ドギョム
• 15503 Tweets
エスクプス
• 14790 Tweets
モグコレ
• 10693 Tweets
can't stop thinking about the time my friend sold her placebo birth control as a party drug to this guy and then we watched him pretend to trip for like 3 hours
455
31K
429K
when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing
3K
81K
323K
white people i understand this will be hard to hear but we’re gonna have to talk about that toto song sooner or later
3K
14K
177K
security questions MUST stop asking me what my favorites are. i'm not the person I once was and i'll never be her again.......
40
9K
118K
sending my love to the gay intern with caps lock off who posted this
34
6K
81K
i will put on music to do anything. i can’t even walk from my bed to my desk without playing spotify. i need indie pop just to sit up
57
7K
62K
str8 girls gotta dumb themselves down for their crushes meanwhile as a lesbian i'm doing 100+ pages of assigned readings plus 750-word responses every week just to be considered as a back-up option
145
4K
60K
old men can be so rude i will tie balloons to your house stupid
16
4K
60K
i don’t have a type except that for you have to be the person who wrote this headline
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it may not be amore at all, but a ghostly white barn owl about to kill and eat you. If you’re a vole, that is.
178
2K
15K
32
6K
52K
just remembered that a pbs news team did a short piece on my middle school and interviwed me about how i was bad at science
113
851
29K
straight people: woman on top is NOT a feminist sex position. women should rest.
82
2K
28K
straight women are like “u probably think i’m so dumb for hooking up with men, u probably think i’m crazy for loving dick” and i’m like tbh? i don’t think about u at all
18
1K
24K
people in pods are like “i genuinely don’t see anyone except my cat so it’s fine if i go to her house” but like ur cat still goes to the jellicle ball???? so why are u acting like ur not exposed
60
3K
21K
stop saying lesbians dress bad! we brought layering into the world and we can take it out of it 🔪🔪 have fun wearing one shirt at a time
39
1K
19K
when ur a teenage girl who turns into a mermaid if a drop of water touches ur skin
77
2K
17K
when someone puts “wait ‘till the end” on their story it’s like no babe audience engagement is the responsibility of the content creator
15
1K
17K
a guy in my class was explaining the difference between fiction and nonfiction (nobody wanted him to do this) and ended with “hence the non before fiction” i’ve been running ever since
40
594
15K
@DanPulzello
yes but next week i will be assigning daily journal reflections so get ready <3
26
86
15K
i want to be a screenwriter the way that socrates was a philosopher where i don’t write anything down during my lifetime but then i am still remembered as one for some reason
20
774
14K
ok and. we look good
lesbians will be like “men are so ugly thank god i like girls” and then proceed to date girls who look like the rat from flushed away
23
84
2K
37
281
12K
moms are addicted to humming along with songs that they have never heard in their life
23
444
9K
i am not troubled by the boy, look how zendaya's leg follows the laws of gay physics
19
436
9K
when i accidentally hit Save to Files instead of Save to Photos
3
375
8K
i am back. i learned nothing.
this has been a cuckoo time/year for me! i am going 2 take january off from this app and hopefully read something (maybe a book but don’t want to set expectations 2 high, might have 2 be shorter like a pamphlet) see u l8r and THANK U 2 all who have been so nice 2 me on here ❤️❤️
17
6
2K
23
166
8K
dude! nice narrative nonfiction! my only thing is that u didn't remark bitterly upon the slipperiness of memory?
11
485
8K
why did the rise of skinny jeans and the rise of eos lip balm happen at the same time what sinister force was behind it? all the poor girlies had to shove those giant eggs in our tiny pockets why did we all have the gently bruise our hips like that???
14
298
8K
i’m probably still single because film/tv from the 2000s led me to believe i would have a team of friends feeding me conversation topics through a bluetooth earpiece every time i went on a date when actually all i have is my singular dumb brain
15
542
8K
every time a new PSA comes out i think of this portlandia sketch
21
1K
8K
i hate getting ghosted but i REALLY hate getting werewolved (someone turns into a dog so they can’t text anymore) and goblined (creature pretends to love me, marries me, then kidnaps my firstborn child in dead of night)
17
863
7K
if your fav subject in hs was english you have radical politics now
28
590
7K
lesbians can't sing because God needed them to run the lights
40
467
7K
i miss when comedy just a silly man who fall on his bum :( now girls talk :(
10
496
7K
my little sister is three years younger than me but she has been my role model ever since she kicked me in the mouth with her tap shoe after i tried to join a solo she was doing for our parents
15
235
7K
i love when a baby has a babydoll and is like “this is my baby” total baby overload
15
283
7K
coffee shops? more like cookie shops! i go to the cookie shop to eat my cookie and write one email
10
345
6K
what if i became one of those lesbian accounts where i just post "Looking for a Girlfriend" every hour and then 40,000 lesbians quote tweet it with "🥺🥺" it seems like a simple life
20
219
6K
yeah MAYBE i should have known better than to put in a tampon directly after spilling buffalo sauce on my hands or MAYBE the united states should have passed comprehensive sex education laws for once in her life
12
250
5K
me after saying "haha no worries" to someone who has just
rejected me romantically
10
467
5K
on my eighth birthday i coerced my closest friends into wearing black and white and going to see march of the penguins thinking it was the sequel to happy feet when it was actually 3 hours of baby birds dying
i screamed and screamed
11
175
5K
honestly brava to the single dark hair on my chin that always grows back because she is the hardest working girl in show biz
20
418
5K
last night me and
@unzippedfiles
got asked our pronouns in the bathroom by this girl and so we asked her if she was gay and she said “no but i’m a barb”
10
103
5K
everyday is lesbian visibility day when you're six foot two baby ;)
24
230
5K
girls remember: sometimes you take a nap and sometimes a nap takes you
9
788
5K
a strange woman in this library just tapped me on the shoulder and told me to put my water bottle away? are u the queen of this library ? back off u are nasty ! (i obviously apologized and put it away fast as lightning)
13
139
5K
how do i fundamentally change the energy i give off so that it doesn’t cause uber drivers to put on maroon 5 as soon as i get in the car
17
215
5K
Oh No! Photo Of Dylan Sprouse With Long Hair Sets Back 14-Year-Old Lesbians On The Verge Of Coming Out Another 6 Months
16
219
5K
me after replying “hahahahahahhhahshhshshha” to my friend’s text
7
256
5K
i'm so glad florence + the machine exists so that forest nymphs have something to listen to when they are going through a break up
11
644
4K
after my mom gave birth to me the first thing she said was: "that's not a baby." the doctors were confounded as they had never heard anything like it. but she wasn't finished talking. she continued, "that's not a baby. that's a storyteller." and the hospital erupted in applause.
6
150
5K
at the doctors office waiting patiently to ask what condition i had at the age of 17 when i chose to write and perform a rap about the consequences of drinking at school dances in front of the entire student body
21
99
4K
i’m always like “wow im so excited to see everyone once we get the vaccine!” but that’s just something i say for fun. i have one friend left
2
296
4K
my friend: ew that girl is dressed like such a lesbian lol
me in middle school:
5
290
4K
woman in a film who is barren and/or wants kids seeing another woman who seems so happy with her baby pretending she is fine
starring
@stresscry
in the role of "happy woman"
23
284
4K
@VivaciousWater
i don’t like that it’s about the whole darn continent ! it also was written by someone who had never been which is weird and white gaze-y
112
27
4K
things bikers love:
1. biking
2. setting their helmet on the table and looking around bashfully for soft applause
3. expensive tiny backpacks
4. “reducing their carbon footprint”
5. setting their helmet on a different table but this time with more force (no one noticed before)
13
238
4K
my cousin just told me that “for a specific group of people, my look really works” and i’m gonna go ahead and name that group gay girls who loved ned on ned’s declassified !!!
15
114
4K
i’m contributing to reductress now 😈😈😈😈
Grandmother Sure has Harsh Opinions on Women With Short Hair for Someone With a Literal Pixie Cut:
2
117
2K
20
32
4K
im 100% certain that this type of tik tok lesbian was created in a lab by h&m executives in order to sell surplus boyfriend jeans
20
164
4K
how come everyone i meet at college from the northeast went to some place called like st phillip tootfield academy and fondly remember stealing their headmaster’s teacup pig during their traditional “mischief romp” whatever the fuck creepy ass private school ritual
11
273
4K
every instagram story from that guy from ur hometown who abruptly became a dj
29
379
4K
i really hated lining up girl-boy-girl-boy in elementary school. perhaps i was enlightened about the social dimensions of gender but it’s more likely that i was simply gay
6
200
4K
what an insane coincidence that when a celebrity “redefines queerness” the new definition tends to be more marketable. literally what are the odds of that
2
153
4K
buying a hat used to be an event! the hat was put into a beautiful box with a ribbon--what a spectacle it was :)
now? i grab a hat off a rack like it is a can of beans. disgusting.
11
231
4K
this is the mascot of people with no executive functioning skills. i love my community !!
14
153
4K
a movie doesn’t even need a plot or a script or a budget for me to buy tickets it just needs three generations of women
3
177
4K
as a girl i didn’t understand biology until the teacher said to me, “liva, think of a bunch of barrettes in ur hair, if u remove one, ur hair falls apart and that’s how an ecosystem works!” then he used other accessories (bows, lipstick, stockings, etc) to teach me electricity <3
10
107
3K
if u were straight and loved the show glee statistically u probably also outed someone and thought it was a favor
15
222
3K
it took me six months of quarantine but i finally got it guys
14
203
3K
this is so stupid and bad i feel like my ears are on fire
Pete Davidson. February 25th. Microphone and all. 🔥
486
371
4K
54
124
3K
the penguins of madascar said “you didn’t see anything” and i haven’t seen a thing since
4
436
3K
i do not fear death. i fear seeing the texture of my skin under a fluorescent light
2
221
3K
u may have noticed my deafening silence on Cats...that is because i am waiting to see Cats on christmas day the way the Lord intended unlike u sick freaks get to God now u must get to God
6
102
3K
some are born horse girls, some achieve horse girl, and some have horse girl thrust upon them
21
269
3K
everyone went for the easy punchline....everyone except for WRAL-TV
7
75
3K