Andrew Horton - MND sucks
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Former cable jointer, former Union Vice President, former Barrister, Soliciitor. I want the place to be fairer and nicer. Bundjalung country. MND sufferer
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Can't help the feeling that this whole Porter blind trust thing is much bigger than appears. Given what the Speaker did and then the Gov voting against the referral there seems to be tension. A protection racket not only for Porter but possibly big names outside parliament.
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Morning everyone. A line from a Guardian article today says "The Australian prime minister will use a key foreign policy speech on Monday to warn against “a transactional world, devoid of principle, accountability and transparency". Kinda describes him and his Government to a tee
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I wonder what seats the 500,000 children's vaccines went to.
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So now that Labor have won the election the ABC is now highlighting everything that is wrong in this Country. What a pity the didn't do that for the last nine years.
#abc730
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Scott Morrison refused to speak to Leigh Sales on 7.30 last night but today speaks with that bastion of Women's Rights and Activism Ray Hadley. Make his speech yesterday look even more hollow.
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Four kids die in Tassie just before Christmas. Tell me again there is a God with a plan. I fucking dare you to.
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Imagine being Gerry Harvey and say that we shouldn't help the homeless because they contribute nothing to society while taking $22m in Government assistance he never really needed, making $462m profit and not give it back. What a knob.
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So
@BradHazzard
called the anti-mask idiots in Bondi "those Greenies in Bondi". Incredible. They were not Greenies, Brad they were very likely anti-covid LNP supporters. Don't try this it will not end well for you.
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Cadbury's chocolate at my local Coles was put up to $6 from $4 a couple of weeks ago. Today it's on special for $4 proudly announcing I'd save $2.
They've got to be fucking taking the piss.
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The best thing about
@ScottMorrisonMP
's NPC address was how good
@AlboMP
's was the week before.
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Hey Journo's. Are you really gonna let Morrison do a daily press conference and dictate what questions he will be asked? Don't turn up if he won't answer questions about Tudge, Porter or anything else he doesn't want to talk about.
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Happy Sunday everyone. A little tip from me. If John Howard endorses someone its probably best to go with the other guy.
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For approximately 22hrs Alex Hawke has been mulling over whether to deport Novak or not. Geez that polling takes a while doesn't it.
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Great question from Laura Tingle at the NPC. If we go to war with China how long will it last and who will win.
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So my six month old great niece is covid positive as is her mum. Dad's negative so far. You're an asshole Perrottet.
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Make no mistake. The No campaign from the Murdoch media has nothing to do with Indigenous rights or equality. It's a campaign to try to ensure Labor has an embarrassing loss to be exploited until the next election to ensure a one term Gov. It is an undermining of democracy.
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So when
@KKeneally
addresses the Press Club on Government integrity the ABC decides that a repeat of Call the Midwife is a better option to show on TV. FFS what has happened to you
@abcnews
. Disgraceful
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It seems that Eric Abetz forgot to put LNP on his signs in Tassie. Gee it would be a shame if someone fixed that.
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Morrison outsourcing medical testing to furniture retailers gives us a clear indication of his future plans for Medicare and the NDIS.
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The lawyer in me. We pay tax (money) to the Government to provide infrastructure and services. Does the Government hold that money in trust? When they use that trust money fraudulently (and I'm talking about sports rorts and carpark rorts) can we sue them for breach of trust?
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Anyone think a national stockpile of Pfizer is awaiting an election announcement.
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No Sam Maiden. Lower wages growth was not an ALP allegation of an unspoken policy of the LNP. Matthias Corman actually said it was policy some years ago
#thedrum
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So given, it appears the Premiers and the AMA were taken by surprise by Morrison's late night AZ announcement, are we seeing a desperate PM making vaccine policy on the run and without consultation?
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Just about the only reason someone on a pension would want to work is because the pension is inadequate to live on comfortably.
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My prediction: Dutton won't last a full term as opposition leader.
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Is Dutton a bit of a precious petal? It seem being called a boof head has made him cranky.
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Barnaby blaming the voters of Australia for the lack of RA tests because we are hoarding them is a next level weird take.
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@RonniSalt
Things Lidia didn't do
1. Rape anyone
2. Continue a relationship for six years with a dodgy dude
3. Screw a dude who was married, had a kid with them and now has a column in the Murdoch press.
4. Charge taxpayers money for internet to run their Christian business
There's more..
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Scott Morrison says he'll talk to his Chinese counterpart early in 2021. So after he goes on holidays. I wonder what Australia's exporters think of this.
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Why would the ADF announce that a Chinese ship lasered a plane? What purpose does it serve? It does nothing to assist them in defending our borders but it did give the PM a talking point. Mmmmm
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Breaking: Millionaire yacht race cancelled because millionaires don't want to quarantine for 14 days.
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Morrison saying that voting ALP means you'll also get Greens (you won't) completely disrgards that voting for him means you get a National Party deputy PM. We've all seen how devastatingly bad that is.
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Dutton's comments on Today saying sarcastically that Labor always seems to inherit problems epitomises the fact the he and the current members of the LNP will never be fit to Govern.
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People in New England who are rusted on Nats voters. Will you continue to vote for a bloke who can't stay sober until 2pm in the afternoon for work?
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Albo calling Dutton a boofhead is the first time in the history of Parliament a potato has been roasted in the lower house.
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Let's face it AZ is half the price of Pfizer. That is why the Government didn't do a deal with Pfizer last year. Purely for budgetary reasons and their belief one type of vaccine would suffice. All this despite warnings from just about everyone. Abject failure.
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I really don't like denigrating a women its not my bag but I think Jenny is every bit if a grifter as Psycomo. She has enjoyed the trappings of his office but has done nothing. Not one word in support of a charity or women's issues (which i guess she could hardly do....
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Barnaby says his land and trees were stolen from him. Might be a few indigenous eyebrows raised at that comment.
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Voters in Fadden. Caldwell is a Pentacostal the same as Roberts. Same ideology and grifting that forced Roberts to resign. This so-called Christian accidentally dressed in a pirate suit and had a drink in a swingers club. That's pretty much all you need to know.
Vote for Bee
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If Morrison had any leadership abilities or power within his party he would have immediately stood Porter and Reynolds down, investigated Brittany Higgin's assault, expelled Laming from the party and be actively finding out who had sex workers inside PH and deal with them.
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Went to a mate's funeral today. 46 yrs and camcer. Bit of a triggering day given its sixteen months since the boy hanged himself. See you all tomorrow when I will continue to fight the good fight.
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@sophieelsworth
Catch up Sophie. We in Tweed Heads and other regional areas now have to wear masks in the shops. Four square metre rule also applies as does sitting while having a beer. If Gladys had have followed Victoria's example this would not have happened.
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So the Religious Discrimination Bill is purely and simply revenge by Morrison, the ACL and other zealots for the Marriage Equality Act isn't it?
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So Dutton will happily go on an all expenses paid (by the Zionist Lobby) trip to Israel but I'll bet he won't attend the Garma Festival.
Not a leader's bootlace.
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Well may we say God save the Queen. Because nothing will save this Federal Government.
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So I'm heading that
@ScottMorrisonMP
was missing for six days because getting hair plugs was more important than running the Coubtry during a pandemic. Apparently he wants to hold a comb.
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ABC News breakfast having the obligatory coffee shop owners on discussing the minimum wage. Two permanent staff and two casuals which means they'll probably have to fork out an extra hundred and fifty odd bucks a week which has ruined their plans to have a baby. FMD what nonsense
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Barnaby tells Alan Jones we need high-efficiency, low -emissions coal fired power stations. Does anyone know where we can get one?
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Morning all. Scott Morrison seems to confuse health advice with electoral advice. Every announcement is not based on the health or well-being of the community. Its based on whether it will deliver him votes.
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Littleproud: "Nuclear energy performs at a higher heat so that would benefit manufacturers".
WHAT?
Does this clown even know what he's talking about? Is he proposing smelting aluminium inside a nuclear reactor?
#Insiders
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This should be the death of this racist's political career. Spread it far and wide. What a grub.
Senator Michaelia Cash at the Liberals for No event against the Indigenous voice to parliament in Perth
@australian
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I'm giving up drinking for a month.
Sorry punctuation is everthing.
I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
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Looks like
@ScottMorrisonMP
has given up Twitter. 5th August was the last time his team posted. Marketing must have said Facebook was better.
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In the 1960's we voted overwhelmingly to give Aborigunal people the vote. When Kathy Freeman held the Aboriginal flag with the Australian flag she had iverwhelming support from Australians. What the fuck has happened to us?
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Can someone tell the Greens that they and Labor are in the same side.
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Congratulations to Tim Wilson for drawing everyone's attention to Zoe Daniel's candidacy. Well played idiot.
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Given half the LNP have flown to England for a bullshit conference their criticism of Albo fly to Countries in our national interest seems rather hollow.
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Two of the most expensive clowns one after the other in my feed. Costing taxpayers a fortune and delivering no return.
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What an absolutely brilliant Australian Story. What happened to our Country?
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Albo like any property owner is entitled to sell it. He gave this rooster 90 days notice when the requirement is only 21 Days. This bloke also saved tens of thousands of dollars in rent and he runs to the Daily Telegraph proving no good dead goes unpunished.
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Oh she's not gonna like this.
Greedy billionaire Gina Rinehart sings Sweet Child O'Mines (parody)
#auspol
It is on the Kangaroo Court of Australia YouTube channel here:
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Dutton will go down in history as the bloke who wrecked The Voice and indigenous reconciliation. He will also never be PM. Once the Voice vote is over the LNP will look at his polling and it will be all over for this creep.
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Reports from neighbours in The Age Tim Smith was "really revving it up" trying to back the car from the fence. Was he trying to do a runner?
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So if the PM is in Bathurst where and when did he swim the 20 laps?
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Will David Speers ask the PM to condemn the anti lockdowners in Insiders tomorrow and if so will he?
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I first met and worked with Ed in the nineties. One of the most intelligent and integral blokes I've ever met. I'll take him over that potato brained Dutton anytime.
Labor Minister Ed Husic says people should be able to express their concern for the humanitarian crisis in Gaza without fear of being “professionally blacklisted”. In response, Opposition leader Peter Dutton says Husic's comments are "ill-considered" and go “too far”.
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My Daughter just rang me. I'm to become a Grandfather in February. I couldn't be happier.
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The look of contempt on Speer's face as Dan speaks says it all..
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Good morning all. Just wondering would Scott Morrison have the temerity to dissolve Patliament on Wednesday rendering it impossible for Albo to do his budget reply speech? It would be the ultimate move that the member no longer be heard.
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Dai Lei on Afternoon Briefing saying that Lucas Heights generates so much energy it should be integrated into the electricity grid. She also says gas is clean energy.
No fucking idea. Just a Liberal in independent sheep's clothing.
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Gee the New Zealand Government appear to be a bunch of fuckwits.
Overturn a tobacco ban, reintroduce negative gearing, ban Maori language.
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Morning all. Paul Murray has called on his audience to vote LNP because his show and SkyNews in general would be in danger if Labor get it. I'm looking forward to a massive Labor victory even more so now.
#AlboForPM
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If Ali France and a teal Independent swap preferences one of them will win in Dickson.
Dutton knows this.
i want to thank
@PeterDutton_MP
for flying across the country to spend 40 mins at my birthday party, costing taxpayers $6k.
oh hang on! that was for gina. not me.
everything he said is a lie. dutton has adopted trump's playbook: lie & accuse everyone else of your biggest flaws.
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So today I had a beer with Engelbert Humperdink's son who lives in Tweed Heads. Who'd have thought?
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Morning everyone. I'm old enough to remember when
#insiders
used to hold the Government of the day to account and not just the opposition.
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Peter Dutton asking why Albo won't release the Voice legislation is the same as arguing why legislation wasn't released before the Constitution was drafted. He thinks Australians are idiots
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We are going to need an entirely new Government if we are to repair the damage in our relationship with France and the EU. This one will never be trusted again.
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I notice NBN news (Nine) doing more reporting on the LNP Government's rorting and failures. Is the tide turning?
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Morning all. The gas lead recovery of the former LNP Government has turned out to be the biggest policy failure of their term. Businesses potentially going to the wall and power prices set to rise. They should never govern again and nobody should forget this economic vandalism.
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Right wing media: "Governments aren't doing enough to help with cost of living"
Steven Miles: "we're giving everyone in Qld $1000 off their electricity bill"
Right wing media: Government announced cash splash hoping to garner votes".
Damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.
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So I missed
@ScottMorrisonMP
word salad but from the tweets I now understand he said #$%@/&#*=*€&=**÷*^. Is that correct?
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Holds a press conference. Says over and again "we'll make our announcement in due course". What was the point of the press conference?
Nerves get to Peter Dutton who runs off from journos after being grilling for still having no 2030 Climate target or an energy policy.
Journo asks if public will see anything “by the end of the month?”
Dutton “We’ll…we’ll make announcements…uhhh…when we…uhh…”🤦♂️💥🚂
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How about instead of abandoning Australians stuck in India we prioritise their return.
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We have lowest unemployment and the lowest rate of payrises for years. So inflation has only one cause. Companies are taking excessive profits. So instead of hitting mortgage holders how about the various Governments hit the companies. Isn't that what should always have happened?
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Kathryn Campbell can not be the scapegoat of Robodebt. There are many other heads that should roll, particulalrly ministers.
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Chris Bowen in the news: "This is a cluster in more ways than one". 🤣🤣🤣
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So Sarah Ferguson and 7.30 thought they were on a right wing winner with this inane nuclear debate with the SA Premier. WRONG 😂😂
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Can't wait for Morrison to announce a Federal Government flood relief package. You know. A package that doesn't actually provide any money for flood relief. Should be funny.
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So
@AngusTaylorMP
lied about the reason Tomago shut down. There was plenty of supply but the price spiked. A spike that could have been resolved if Snowy Hrydo fired up the Colongra gas plant on the Central Coast which currently runs at less than 1%. So why build this $600m....
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Libs saying the Labor nuclear memes are childish. I think they're pretty funny and perfect for mocking such a juvenile announcement. If your announcement is a joke you should expect jokes and sarcasm in reply.
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Australia should do the same.
Italy deals surprise blow to banks and sends shock waves across Europe after one-off 40% tax on profits
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News from me (not good). Last week I was diagnosed with motor neurons disease. It's affected my walking and my right arm. I'm still mobile with the aid of a walking stick and can still drive atm but am unable to work.
Anyway fuck Trump and fuck motor neurons. As you were.
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If Australia was not a racist country its people wouldn't have readily believed the lies and misinformation perpetuates during the Voice referendum.
Laura Tingle is a NATIONAL TREASURE ❤️ and Australia is a racist country. The Voice was 100% proof of that for anyone who had any doubts.
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