OMG I’M CRYING
“I want to start some drama this year…
“Quackity, you’re an asshole!”
(Cellbit, in the background: “YES HE IS!”)
“Foolish, eat shit!
“Tina, fuck you!
“Dream- that should do it.”
#TUBBO
: "The broccoli isn't salty-"
#KRISTIN
: "Oh! Yeah, I'm so sorry-"
#ETOILES
: "SO MAKE IT! SO MAKE IT YOU DUMBASS!"
#PHILZA
: *laughs*
#TUBBO
: "NO NO! I WAS SAYING I LIKED IT!"
I love them so much they're so funny
26,000+ people dead.
100+ journalists murdered.
60,000+ people injured.
almost 2 million displaced.
people are starving, freezing, and dying in gaza. people are using tent scraps in place of menstrual products.
there a genocide is unfolding. we are watching it happen.
xenophobia is not tolerated here.
french and brazilian moots and community members, i am so sorry. you guys are amazing and don’t deserve what people are saying.
change must be made within the qsmp studios team, and also in the community. we cannot call ourselves a community +
The official QSMP EN Updates account consistently refers to q!Philza as a myriad of monikers. These names often refer to Phil’s background as an avian or references to past servers.
Why this can be a creative choice, I believe there is a deeper meaning to it.
22 DECEMBER 2023 UPDATES :: Out of the 35 tweets, only two mentioned him by his name. These two instances were about q!Tubbo catching him up to speed and him catching q!Bad up to speed. However, even in the second case, he was still called “Crowfather.”
The rest of the tweets called him the following names with the following frequencies:
crow: 1
Crowfather: 4
+ the adverb “Crowfatherly”
old crow: 5
wise crow: 3
Wise Crow: 1
wise one: 1
The tweets also called the eggs “fledglings” 3 times and “little ones” 2 times.
Ramón was called “little inventor” and Chayanne was called “brave little warrior.” Tallulah and Chayanne were wished a good night and called “little angels.”
The writing style reminds me of Rose’s, a demi-god from Phil’s hardcore world who has sworn to protect Chayanne and Tallulah, as well as to help q!Phil heal.
More can be read about the Hardcore entities in this Carrd.
Looking through other islander’s updates, they are not called different names with this frequency, nor are the eggs called these names.
Even if Phil’s case isn’t unique, I believe it is important to recognize and analyze, as the frequency has increased across the past streams.
Groups / Entities / People after q!Philza
- Ender King
- Purgatory Workers
- Federation
GIVE MY GUY A BREAK. CHILL BRO WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU OTHER THAN EXIST, AIDE AND ABETTING A CHILD FROM TORTURERS, AND HAVE WINGS 💔
The updates account is much more intimate with Phil compared to other islanders.
These updates seem to be direct instructions and guidance for what to do.
The account also takes q!Phil’s emotions into account. They recognize his apprehension of being alone with so many eggs, as well as the eggs anxiety after being kidnapped. This empathy is reminiscent of Rose.
The styles aren’t completely similar, as Rose refers to Phil as “skychild” and “child of the sky” more often than a derivative of “crow.” Her writings seem more affectionate; then again, they are written for q!Phil, not us as an audience.
Writings from 20 December & 15 December:
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- qsmp; BOLAS?!?!
- philza, slimecicle, etoiles, cellbit, wilbur soot, smallishbeans
- lovejoy
- sorry boys
- life series
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They comfort and encourage the eggs; in these cases, Ramón, Chayanne, and Tallulah. As mentioned, Ramón was praised and called “little inventor” and Chayanne was called “brave little warrior.” Tallulah is also addressed and praised for her kind virtues.
The writer guides q!Phil, as if they are directly talking to him. They tell him to “trust [his] intuition” and encourage him as “the puzzle pieces [fall] into place.” They request that he does whatever it takes to save q!Forever from his corruption and “protect [his] children.”
It makes sense for an update account to be all-knowing; after all, it is an update account.
I question the intimacy within the omnisciency. q!Phil and the eggs are constantly comforted. He is consistently referred to as “you” like the writer is in conversation with him.
While there isn’t concrete evidence to support any of the ideas, I don’t believe it is a case of chance, as it happens too far often. Whether or not the updates are written by an outside entity, I appreciate the creativity of the admins.
Please leave your own theories below!
A different explanation could be the Ender King. In his letter to q!Philza on 6 December, he refers to q!Phil as an “old bird,” similar to the moniker “old crow.” The style of using an appositive when saying his name in line three resembles that of the update account.
However, the empathy found within the updates do not reflect the Ender King’s apathy and greed. Patterns could be coincidence.
It is possible the updates could be written by a different Hardcore entity, but none of the characters match as much to the compassion as Rose’s does.
I see a lot of people saying Philza spoke on Palestine, and while he did make a statement, it was not a good one.
In his apology, he
- apologized for his mods timing out people who put Palestinian flags in chat, and
- stated he has educated himself on the genocide.
Yes, he+
ICH BRAUCHE DEUTSCHE MOOTS
I’m from the US and I’m learning German and Spanish!
I watch Phil, Etoiles, and Cellbit the most, but I also watch Basti.
reply to be moots, info about me in the replies
bitte retweeten, dankeschön
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🔴 | After a day of completing bounties, "teaching" a class to Fit and the eggs, and learning that Bad is dying, Philza has logged off the QSMP for the day!
already seeing people upset, but PLEASE remember that awards are fan voted. qt has gone through so much shit with the show being called „rigged,” so PLEASE show her some love during and after the show.
THANK YOU SO MUCH QT ❤️
On 23 December, I published a thread containing my theory about the QSMP English Update Account’s connection with q!Philza.
I decided to go through every update, spanning from 11 September to present, and catalogue my findings.
1. The Start
The first time Phil was called a nickname was on Day 177 when he was kidnapped by Cucurucho. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is the first time he is called by a different name. And for it to be the day he got kidnapped? I refuse to believe it is just coincidental.
told chat to donate. Yes, he made a statement about Palestine.
HOWEVER.
He still upheld his statement that his chat is a “politics-free zone.” This boils down the genocide in Palestine to being a simple political issue.
hey. you’re doing great.
if you’re questioning what you should do going forward, you’ll figure it out. if you’re going through something, you’ll make it out.
life sucks. life isn’t fair. you work your ass off for something, only for something else to go wrong.
2. 🪹 and 🪺
On Day 186, Phil went back to the site of the Birdhouse to investigate with Tubbo. When they were en route, the account tweeted a relatively normal update, but included the “🪹” emoji.
On Day 252, the account tweeted “🪺” when Phil was with Chayanne and Tallulah.
I'm not saying that the texts are fake, but i do have a couple of questions.
- Why are the texts only from last night? Why was the Uber not contacted and paid two months ago? They were only paid when it was convenient for you to call out Cantu?
- Why does it only show you +
This thread will include my most important findings. I highly recommend going through the spreadsheet, as it includes a way more in-depth look to what I am saying here.
The link to the spreadsheet:
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please remember that having “free p
@lestine
” or the p
@lestinian
flag in your dn can clog the tags! the watermelon (🍉) is a better alternative as it won’t clog tags for people searching for information.
He also made a couple of misinformed statements, such as claiming Hamas’ goal is the annihilation of Israelis. Additionally that we can’t make a large impact as individuals and that his chat isn’t a place for that.
3. “Silly Crow”
The moniker “Silly Crow” has only been used twice in reference to Phil. The first was on Day 219 when he was contacted the first time (presumably by Rose) and on Day 257 when the Ender King contacted him.
NEW MOOTS ‼️
you can use this tweet to introduce yourself!
please include your name, pronouns, and anything else you would like to share :D thank you!!
The statement as a whole comes from a place of privilege. His tone during it was more of, in the words of moot, “sorry, I got caught” rather than sincere.
So yes, Phil made a statement.
No, it was not a good one.
6. QSMPEN and the Eggs
The account also has a tendency to be more intimate with Tallulah and Chayanne. The account speaks directly to them, giving them advice or instructions. Tallulah has the nickname “little songbird” and Chayanne “(brave) little warrior.”
While it does not aid in uncovering who may be behind the updates, it is still important to note. The first time, the emoji was used when he was near The Nest, and the second time, the emoji was used when they were at The Nest 2.
i’m back again.
#dropmcc
i’m so done with this event. diversity my ass bro, even the organizers don’t want to do shit to help it. stop inviting back problematic people. stop inviting transphobic, ableist, antisemetic, and racist streamers.
❗️
@Smajor1995
@MCChampionship_
so, they fired pomme's adm too? and there aren't any french admins now? this is insane. i hope they realize that being frustrated with their team for speaking up for their wages and other conditions is not the position to take.
This is likely a reference to how his children were before, but now, he has them back. No matter what they go through or where they go, they will always be with each other.
This is extremely significant, as he was only called this on two specific occasions - both occasions after something only he could see disappeared.
This fuels the original theory that the update account has something to do with q!Phil and that it isn’t just a joke.
@Galaxy_Watcher_
OMG THANK YOU FOR THIS! considering that, i think that definitely adds a higher possibility that it’s a deity who wants q!phil to be safe
4. :)
On Day 186, Phil and Tubbo explore the area where the birdcage was. The search yields nothing, and the account tweets “Not here! :)” for the update. Smiley faces are typically Cucurucho’s sign off, which undermines the theory it is a Hardcore Entity.
The account has also directly spoken to Philza, as seen on Day 273.
This care for Phil and the eggs is only shown by Rose, which fueled my original belief that Rose was behind the updates.
Sure, she could have been unaware of Phil’s crumbling mental state, but I also wonder why there were blue flowers alongside the roses.
This also brings me to my questioning of why Amethyst is a core block of the Rose Sanctuary when Ender King also uses this block.
Though a bit less significant, Phil has also only been called “silly old crow” twice: once while he was comforting Tallulah (Day 273) and when he was putting Jesus-ified Cellbit on Etoiles’ star (Day 280).
@Buzzbuz28035945
that’s also a possibility, but i feel like she would contact him directly? idk, but still something to definitely consider YesYes
i’m glad you enjoyed my ramblings :D
This also raises the question if it was really Rose the first time. The writing style is very similar between Day 219 and the writings we’ve seen from Rose, but I question if Rose would delete the evidence of her being there.
On that note, QSMPEN has a tendency to call him names more frequently every seven days. I’m inclined to believe this is just an honest coincidence, though.
Unless it’s a callback to 7s, but as I said, I think it’s just coincidental.
For that reason, I believe it is an entity we have never spoken with before. I believe there is a really good chance that it is the Blaze Empress, or even the Goddess of Death.
Yet I still can’t shake the feeling that it is one of the other two we’ve been introduced to in canon.
More recently, while there have been days where he wasn’t called a name (such as Day 269); however, almost every thread has large quantities of nicknames. Days 273, 280, and 294 all have at least seven different names.
didn’t your streamer make the same joke but while his allegations were circulating double
if you’re going to get mad at niki, at least do the same for dream.
5. Quality and Quantity
Through my examinations, the amount of different nicknames has gradually increased. Subsequently, the frequency at which he is called names has also increased. At first, there were multiple days where he wasn’t even called by a different name.
7. Who is the updater?
I’m very conflicted. I don’t think it is Ender King and I’m starting to believe it isn’t Rose. Every unique update brings more information to the table that either adds to or takes from my belief that it is a specific entity.
my heart goes out to all victims.
i’m so glad that you guys feel safe enough to share your stories.
and if you haven’t shared your story because you’re not comfortable, that’s okay. you’re here.
it is not your fault. you’re brave.
take care of yourselves, i love you all. /p
Especially considering the weird coincidences between the Ender King and Rose. How could Ender King breach into the Sanctuary to put his message there? Are they working in tandem? Or are there multiple entities (canonically) working on the updates we get?
I found the percentage because that helps with conceptualizing things.
Forever deleted ~4.65% of all his tweets.
That is insanity, like how much did we not see?
bringing this back. two months later and suddenly everyone seems to have forgotten what
#dropmcc
was for
idgaf that was two months ago, it’s still relevant now. and will be relevant forever.
@MCChampionship_
@Smajor1995
hi! I'm Nikolas, a trans gay guy with ADHD. I see that you have allowed Punz, who has been racist, ableist, transphobic (and even more), and Sapnap, who signed a streaming deal with Kick and who has also been problematic.