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a popular account on mets twitter (or whatever that site is called these days)

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@real_green_man
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7 years
@SarahHuckabee This tweet has aged very, very well.
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@real_green_man
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4 years
this is an interesting way to find out they bought the mets
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Jezebel
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J. Lo and A-Rod bought a very expensive house that will likely sink into the sea
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@real_green_man
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4 years
new yorkers showing up to citi field for their covid-19 vaccination
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@real_green_man
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4 years
@TomiLahren any updates on this tweet?
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@real_green_man
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5 years
[watches pitcher strike out 50 times in 70 plate appearances] nl baseball fan: "wow this rules"
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@real_green_man
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5 years
carlos beltran's "niece" is actually an mlb player's burner account, says gary sheffield jr. what a time to be alive
@GarysheffieldJr
Gary Sheffield Jr.
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Carlos Beltran’s niece ain’t his niece you hooligans. That’s a player. 🤫🤫🤫
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@real_green_man
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1 year
braves fans desperately calling and pleading with georgia’s secretary of state to find a few more outs
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@real_green_man
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6 months
literally a thing that anyone can do
@snyyankees
Yankees Videos
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Marcus Stroman gets Javy Báez to chase! (via @TalkinYanks )
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@real_green_man
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@real_green_man
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I’m not sure I fully understand Jesse Winker but I’ve also come to terms that perhaps I don’t need to
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Jesse Winker interrupted @SteveGelbs ' Francisco Lindor interview with a champagne shower 😂
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@real_green_man
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the new york mets are an experiment created by some ivy league university psychology department whose purpose is to measure how long people can be tortured until they break
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@real_green_man
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2 years
“carlos correa stubbed his toe when he was 13” giants: “cancel the deal” “both of michael conforto’s shoulders are made out of confetti” giants: “perfect, sign him up!”
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@real_green_man
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Dude she isn't the President. You are. Grow up, manchild.
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@real_green_man
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5 years
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@real_green_man
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3 years
7+ innings of jacob degrom every 5th day without issue
@ashcammm
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6 years
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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@real_green_man
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2 years
billionaires shouldn’t exist but new york mets fans are allowed to have one, as a treat
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@real_green_man
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4 years
photoshopped this myself, here's what phillies pitcher zack wheeler would look like in a mets uniform
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@real_green_man
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4 years
do you think mike trout, mike carp, aj pollock, anthony bass, and tim salmon ever hang out
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@real_green_man
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4 years
trevor bauer for the love of god log off
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@real_green_man
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incredible how committed this man is to never spending time with his families
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
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50-year-old Bartolo Colon's first start in the Baseball United league: 3 IP, 2 ER, 3 H, 3 SO, 1 BB, 53 P
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@real_green_man
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4 years
jeff mcneil audibly yelling "GOD DAMMIT FUCK" after every single out he makes is the soundtrack of summer 2020
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
the mets always win on opening day and then stink the rest of the year, so perhaps if they do the opposite and lose on opening day, they'll be good the rest of the way. I hope you've enjoyed this george costanza ass logic
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@real_green_man
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3 years
jacob degrom vs the palm beach cardinals
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@real_green_man
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2 years
the mets take on their natural predator today: the month of june
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@real_green_man
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4 years
the new york mets, who are good, play baseball tonight in a city that calls tomato soup in a bread bowl “pizza”
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@real_green_man
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3 years
the mets injured list is one of the best teams in baseball right now
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@real_green_man
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put the “C” on Francisco Lindor’s jersey immediately
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@real_green_man
green man
15 days
jose iglesias forever contract ✍️ sean manaea forever contract ✍️ jesse winker forever contract ✍️ pete alonso forever contract ✍️ everyone gets a forever contract
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@real_green_man
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3 months
POV: the Braves realizing they’ve become the Mets now
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@real_green_man
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4 years
mets fans hobbies: 1) watching the mets 2) being depressed, from watching the mets
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@real_green_man
green man
2 years
when somebody says the mets aren’t good
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@real_green_man
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3 years
@Bease11 you can both live your life *and* get the vaccine, like these two thoughts actually work quite well together
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@real_green_man
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2 years
the new york mets, who threw their second no-hitter in franchise history,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WHO ARE
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@real_green_man
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4 years
how it started how it's going
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@real_green_man
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2 years
THE METS ARE GOOD THE METS ARE GOOD
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@real_green_man
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7 years
@GOP @POTUS You are all traitors to the United States. Shame.
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@real_green_man
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doing some extra financial crimes to ensure ohtani is on the 2024 roster
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@real_green_man
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4 years
just think, in a normal timeline, we would be mere minutes away from the mets celebrating memorial day by scoring zero (0) runs for jacob degrom
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@real_green_man
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8 years
You say Odubel I say Asdrubal You say Herrera I say Cabrera Odubel Asdrubal Herrera Cabrera Let's call the whole thing off.
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@real_green_man
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what was your favorite part of tonight’s Mets win? mine was when the Phillies lost
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@real_green_man
green man
6 years
these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
he's right and mlb should send him back to the mets to punish the mariners imo
@SNYtv
SNY
4 years
"I feel that guys should be rewarded for their play, especially when you talk about a team that hasn’t gone to the playoffs in 20 years, and your best prospects are just sitting there watching.’’ Jarred Kelenic is frustrated with the Mariners
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@real_green_man
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@BNightengale
Bob Nightengale
4 years
There will be a DH in the National League for the first time.
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@real_green_man
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4 years
have you ever stopped to think about how francisco lindor plays for the mets now
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@real_green_man
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4 years
two teams making a trade: the mets:
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@real_green_man
green man
2 years
not the first time brandon nimmo has destroyed washington dc after some losses in georgia
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
me watching jason bay in 2010
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
4 years
We can’t take four more years of this.
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@real_green_man
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3 years
here’s my truth: the mets blue uniforms are far superior to the black uniforms
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@real_green_man
green man
2 years
we sat through 19 rick porcello and michael wacha starts in 2020. my fellow mets fans, we deserve this postseason berth
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@real_green_man
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4 years
how did jed lowrie go from 7 at bats in two seasons with the mets to oakland a's everyday second baseman I am absolutely beyond flummoxed by this
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@real_green_man
green man
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whatever this man is on right now please don’t let it be illegal lol
@SNYtv
SNY
2 years
Jeff McNeil saw an eagle before his at-bat in the 4th inning, and then he hit a home run: 🦅
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@real_green_man
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4 years
the old mets: we'll trade our finest prospects for your closer and also can we have your aging expensive ped offender please and thank you the new mets: your young superstar shortstop belongs to us now. take these lightly used shortstops and our 8th and 9th best prospects
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@real_green_man
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he’s not frankie, his name is Francisco
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@real_green_man
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7 years
@AlbieMicha3l @realDonaldTrump Because she wasn't the one who went on TV and told Russia to hack her opponent's emails?
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@real_green_man
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3 years
max scherzer and francisco lindor play for the mets now
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@real_green_man
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“jeez, who is this Francisco Lindor fella?” -guy who only watches the mlb all star game
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@real_green_man
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2 years
JAMES MCCANN DID WHAT????
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@real_green_man
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4 years
it seems incredibly irresponsible to release a statement about cespedes before actually assuring he's okay but well it's the mets
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@real_green_man
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this is what I yelled at my tv last night except I was far less nice about it
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@real_green_man
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3 years
mets fans getting absolutely hot over bullpen usage on april 10th, baseball is back baby
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
why do we even like baseball? this shit sucks. anyway, see you all right back here tomorrow at 7:10 pm sharp
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@real_green_man
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2 years
holy shit oneil cruz out here making PETE ALONSO look tiny lmao
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@real_green_man
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2 years
a four game split on the road with arguably the best team in baseball… the mets are GOOD
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@real_green_man
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3 years
the new york mets, who are a baseball team
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@real_green_man
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3 years
blake snell stepping into the box against jacob degrom
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@real_green_man
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mlb insider buster olney tweeting exclusive content to his super follows but he calls them his "olneyfans"
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@real_green_man
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4 years
162 games of mets condensed into a week and a half
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
the new york mets, who are good, swept the diamondbacks, have won 5 games in a row, and sit in first place in the national league east
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
if we simply stop counting mets losses, they'll go undefeated every year!
@PodSaveAmerica
Pod Save America
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"When you do testing to that extent, you are going to find more people, you will find more cases. So I said slow the testing down." —Trump on trying to keep the number of reported COVID cases low
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@real_green_man
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5 years
the mets plan to build an entire rotation out of pitchers from long island so that they'll bring all of their friends and family to every home game is genius
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
the new york mets, who were good but are now injured at an almost comical level, are somehow still in first place??????
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
the new york mets, who are GOOD, have spent 82 consecutive days in first place
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
con: no mets tonight 😔 pro: one fewer espn sunday night mets broadcast to sit through 😃
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
eyyyy I'm joey lucchesi and bada bing bada boom I'm pitchin for da freakin mets now
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
the mets…actually…finally…after all these years…..have a real…center fielder???????
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
the new york mets, WHO ARE GOOD, have won 7 consecutive games and sit all alone in first place in the national league east
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@real_green_man
green man
2 years
THE NEW YORK METS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WHO ARE GOOOOOOOOD
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
francisco lindor is on the mets
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@real_green_man
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12 days
fuck chase utley
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@real_green_man
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3 years
the new york mets, WHO ARE GOOD, have sent brandon drury to TITI CITI
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@real_green_man
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what if lindor just, you know, put this team on his back one more time
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@real_green_man
green man
2 years
the mets are 19-9 and their best player has thrown 0 innings that’s right, we all really miss joey lucchesi
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
the new york mets, WHO ARE GOOD, defeated brandon woodruff and the first place brewers
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@real_green_man
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3 years
the new york mets, who are bad
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@real_green_man
green man
5 years
your favorite team doesn't have jacob degrom on the mound tomorrow as they go for their 16th win in 17 games? can't relate.
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
congrats to @SNYtv on the brand new mets classic
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
whoever tweeted on friday that this series felt like the mets/nats series after the deadline in 2015 except the mets would be playing the part of the nats, congrats on nailing it on the head and also I hate you
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@real_green_man
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4 years
me when george springer signs in toronto
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@real_green_man
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@Scaramucci "Say hello to my little friend!" -Ghandi
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@real_green_man
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3 months
excited about the mets, excited about the democrats, these times are wild folks
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@real_green_man
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4 years
michael wacha throwing a no-hitter against his own team in a game that doesn't count is so mets i can't stand it
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@real_green_man
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there were actually Mets fans who hated Francisco Lindor as recently as May. they’re all gone now. bye bye!
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
he's somehow gonna play 154 games for the oakland athletics next season
@nypost
New York Post
4 years
Mets likely have seen last of Jed Lowrie
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@real_green_man
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@rotoworld_bb
Rotoworld Baseball
4 years
Jed Lowrie will be A's everyday second baseman
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@real_green_man
green man
4 years
francisco lindor is on the mets now
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@real_green_man
green man
2 years
if you’re roughly my age or younger, you’re watching the greatest mets team of your lifetime (so far)
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@real_green_man
green man
5 years
wilpons: give us $2.6 billion so we can keep running the team into the ground for 5 years, and also give jeff a raise cohen: that seems like a bad idea mlb: mr. cohen, you're being unreasonable here
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@real_green_man
green man
3 years
a pleasant good morning to everyone except for the 30 major league baseball team owners and commissioner rob manfred
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@real_green_man
green man
5 years
me: the mets have no shot pete alonso: *tweets* me: mets are gonna win it all
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