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Jake From Snake Farm

@realSnakeFarm

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I occasionally comment about smoked meats but mostly it's sh*tposts. Descended from samurai. Anti-Bolshevist.

Joined March 2009
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@realSnakeFarm
Jake From Snake Farm
7 days
Trump is elected as a reaction to Obama. Biden is elected as a reaction to Trump. Harris is the heir apparent because Biden is senile and no one else wants to be the one to lose to Trump in Round 3. In order to raise money to help Kamala Harris win the presidency and earn a place in her administration, Cuban sold majority ownership in the Mavs to Adelson who is betting on Texas legalizing gambling. Texas HB 1492 fails, and Miriam Adelson tanks the Mavs so she can relocate the team.
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@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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Luka "apparently cried" after finding out he was traded to LA and also bought a $15M house in Dallas "like last week" 🥺 Heartbreaking 💔 (via @ChandlerParsons, @RunItBackFDTV)
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Jake From Snake Farm
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@Dexerto So, it took him five years to beat MTPO
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Jake From Snake Farm
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@evune idgi
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@ProTottenham @SkySportsNews You fucking retarded cunt did you listen to a thing he said
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Jake From Snake Farm
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@trixi705 He never will again
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Jake From Snake Farm
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@Antagonist_FK @MavsMuse The most important thing we can do as Mavs fans right now is shit on Nico Harrison. Literally nothing else matters
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Jake From Snake Farm
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RT @MavsMuse: Boy Mahomes sure is struggling in the championship, perhaps they should trade him in the dead of night and call him fat on th…
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@theoldzealand Are the chiefs good?
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Jake From Snake Farm
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Scott's a bit too young to understand the implications here I'm guessing.
@itsJohnRocker
JohnRocker
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@ScottPresler Keep up the incredible work, @ScottPresler On behalf of all patriots, your work doesn’t go unnoticed and we thank you.
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Jake From Snake Farm
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YouTubeTV is pulling perfect 4k. ESPN+ feed is stuttering, 120p.. What a joke app.
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Jake From Snake Farm
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@ESPNFC Your feed sucks
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Jake From Snake Farm
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Sorry....what? SSNs arent unique?
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Just learned that the social security database is not de-duplicated, meaning you can have the same SSN many times over, which further enables MASSIVE FRAUD!! Your tax dollars are being stolen.
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RT @wikileaks: "USAID is nothing more than a slush fund for the State department" - whistleblower email circulated to Hillary Clinton, Jake…
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Jake From Snake Farm
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@DudespostingWs He needs Jesus
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@SloHoopsFan Is he racist?
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Generational Talent
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@nypost Is the aids..in the room with you right now?
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Jake From Snake Farm
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@totnumjoe Pray for your Dallas based Spurs fam
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