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Jake From Snake Farm
@realSnakeFarm
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I occasionally comment about smoked meats but mostly it's sh*tposts. Descended from samurai. Anti-Bolshevist.
Joined March 2009
Trump is elected as a reaction to Obama. Biden is elected as a reaction to Trump. Harris is the heir apparent because Biden is senile and no one else wants to be the one to lose to Trump in Round 3. In order to raise money to help Kamala Harris win the presidency and earn a place in her administration, Cuban sold majority ownership in the Mavs to Adelson who is betting on Texas legalizing gambling. Texas HB 1492 fails, and Miriam Adelson tanks the Mavs so she can relocate the team.
Luka "apparently cried" after finding out he was traded to LA and also bought a $15M house in Dallas "like last week" 🥺 Heartbreaking 💔 (via @ChandlerParsons, @RunItBackFDTV)
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@Antagonist_FK @MavsMuse The most important thing we can do as Mavs fans right now is shit on Nico Harrison. Literally nothing else matters
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RT @MavsMuse: Boy Mahomes sure is struggling in the championship, perhaps they should trade him in the dead of night and call him fat on th…
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Scott's a bit too young to understand the implications here I'm guessing.
@ScottPresler Keep up the incredible work, @ScottPresler On behalf of all patriots, your work doesn’t go unnoticed and we thank you.
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RT @wikileaks: "USAID is nothing more than a slush fund for the State department" - whistleblower email circulated to Hillary Clinton, Jake…
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