@JonathanPieNews Have you worked out if you’re a bigger dick than the ones in the photos your mate Huw was taking yet? Those were pretty tiny dicks, so I imagine you are a bigger dick than those ones. Asking for a friend

@xinagent2 @elonmusk @JoeBiden Joop joop mein languange is poop

@chekeeuk @BGatesIsaPyscho Bit racist mate

@SD_TaxFighters @BGatesIsaPyscho Only the shitholes will attract them

@peterstopcrime Their* And I say we feed him a diet of chilli sauce and mystery donner meat until he shits himself

RT @Cobratate: @FloydTerminal Im not a hater. You guys are hilarious. I love friendly competition and Daddys coming back. Lets work tog…

@VoWalesOfficial Just ban pointy knives dumbass

@IMissHitchSlaps @DeputyMayorPCWY @MayorOfWY @WestYorksPolice That’s cos it would fix the problem then bints like this one wouldn’t have anything to moan about

@DeputyMayorPCWY @MayorOfWY @WestYorksPolice lol nobody out here wanting to sexually assault you, fake ass hobbit looking bint

@JeremyCordite @MartinSLewis UP TO you massive donut. Just like no tax rises for WORKING people. Who pays their taxes while at work haha

@Leland_Palmer77 @bennyjohnson You sound retarded

@friend_dorothy1 Bit gay mate

@BohemianAtmosp1 At this point it’s just money laundering surely. Nobody wants these shit cars. Her mates are building them. Fuck off

@IlliberalUtopia @NotFarLeftAtAll The National Inquiry will be out soon don’t worry

@wallstreetbets My balls on your chin

@hs20229 @Keir_Starmer @POTUS Build a slide. A big, beautiful slide. And it’s got to be built quickly

@MartinMcCreadi2 @Keir_Starmer @POTUS @Cobratate @votebruv A nonce defending cunt?

@KelvinGray01 @Keir_Starmer @POTUS @Kier_Starmer Wow stunning original AND brave

@Romankid77 @Keir_Starmer @POTUS @DavidLammy What about our relationship with Hamas?

@bpljim @Keir_Starmer @POTUS That’s what he wants us to do 🤔

@TheNorfolkLion @Keir_Starmer @POTUS So true hun