As you may know, the human body is about 70% water.
I think that's too little, so for our next test, we're gonna see if we can't get someone to be made of, say, 90% water by injecting it into their muscles and bones. I've got high hopes for this one.
Cave Johnson here.
We are currently testing an automated 155mm artillery gun that fires at the exact coordinates of anyone who makes Chiitan sad.
Time is limited, Elon.
Cave Johnson here.
To celebrate National Yaoi Day, we're gonna see what happens when we quietly play softcore yaoi in the background of all of our computers. Might mentally damage someone, might not, who knows.
Ok, 2 things.
1. I now know that they're 16. That clears up the "bussy" part.
2. It doesn't, however, justify the cp thing. That is something you don't play off as a "bad joke" and expect to be looked upon as such. Not calling them a pedo, but it's still incredibly weird.
As you may know, the human body is about 70% water.
I think that's too little, so for our next test, we're gonna see if we can't get someone to be made of, say, 90% water by injecting it into their muscles and bones. I've got high hopes for this one.
Great news: we have a working catboy prototype.
The lab boys aren't sure if we should release this to the public or not, but what the hell, it would be funny. We'll put him somewhere in Toronto and see what happens.
Here we go...
Trans people are valid.
Gay people of any sort are valid.
There are infinite genders, MAGAtards are thinking of the two sexes when countering that argument
Israel sucks big-time.
Trump is evil.
The west isn't collapsing.
I hit 1000 followers. That's something.
Anyway, please stop trying to kiss the sentry turrets. They are extremely dangerous and will kill you. Also, not very kissable. Sorry.
If you've ingested propulsion gel, you will become somewhat faster at everything you do. You might also get the feeling of a duck watching you at all times. If this feeling persists, seek help immediately because that's not normal.
I need a bf so bad that it's not funny anymore it's just sad
it's tearing me apart dudes
I don't even want allat just someone to rest my head on and eat with and go see movies with
is it truly Cave Jonsover?
Cave Johnson here.
We just discovered that white phosphorus somehow boosts the effects of our Aperture brand Super Estrogen.
So, if you see military chemical transport trucks heading to Johnson Cave, don't worry. We're just making the Super Estrogen better.
It's time I came clean.
Packgod is a part of one of our tests.
We were seeing what happens when you take a 12-year-old, make him a grown man, and tell him "Yell random words at people on the internet."
It was a very informative test. He was cornier than we were anticipating.
Cave Johnson here.
We are currently testing an automated 155mm artillery gun that fires at the exact coordinates of anyone who makes Chiitan sad.
Time is limited, Elon.