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I'm telling you all, if I ever witness a clip of this with sound on, even my accident with autoplay - I am going to kill myself so hard
First look at the Australian reboot of ‘THE OFFICE’
Releasing October 18 on Prime Video.
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Hitting her with the most schizophrenic shit she's ever read and going "but don't worry about it, it's guy stuff"
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I'm Oath Mate, mentally disabled, I'm 25, live in a ditch by a railway station, and I'm voting for Pepe Covfefe for president of Kekistan
I’m Harry Sisson, I’m 21 years old, I’m in New York, and I’m voting for Joe Biden in November.
How about you?
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@coastylauren
Reminds me of Mike Tyson saying - Greatness is not guarding yourself from the people; greatness is being accepted by the people.
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Greatest Australian shitpost in years
Australia just set breakdancing back 40 years
#breaking
#Olympics
#Olympics2024
#ParisOlympics
#breakdancing
#raygun
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Slavic mutuals unable to comprehend the anglophere emotions of happiness, joy, jovial socialisation - all must be stone faced monuments to sadness
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Speak for yourself
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It's real
The point of Twin Peaks is that beauty is goodness, goodness is truth and Love Conquers All.
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"You must be Hitler if you love beautiful women"
Me:
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Death stranding was actually the most important game because it was insanely darkcel and also about a truecel risking it all to get dad pilled
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None of you are here
I hope you're all coming to cheer when I get my award from the university for academic achievement today
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Erm, uh, mum, having a coffee at 8pm is actually the healthiest thing one can do
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This is Tony btw, I've been feeding him for 11 years, he is my biggest king parrot friend
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The only thing latin*s can do with technology is tap their fake nails on a screen until it cracks
GTA 6’s Latina protagonist, Lucia is the bright one in the group and her main ability is hacking and technology, according to a reputable insider.
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this clip has shown up a few times today and I just cannot believe how agile that woman is in a bright pink suit, predator animal
EXCLUSIVE: Robert De Jonge has run for mayor and federal politics but today, he was running from our cameras after facing a Christies Beach magistrate, charged with stalking and breaching an intervention order.
#7NEWS
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shocking: egirl turns out to be borderline personality disorder criteria list made flesh
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@SixDollarPints
If we were a eugenic society we sure as fuck wouldn't be selecting immigrants from the shittest locales on the planet lmfao
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A yummy drink that makes you retarded, have you ever seen an unhappy retard? We'll call it beer
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oldhead mutuals watching my tweets slowly turn into complete normoid sloppa as I attempt to make it
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This is how the pink nissan micra girl must have felt when she nearly splatted me running a red light looking at her phone
Miss Spain wore a medieval Spanish queen costume to Miss Universe
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@mr_bones_wild
Probably being in the witcher because he nerded out on that and was permanently fighting the foids that hated the source material
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I peaked shortly after drawing this on a trackpad with my gaming laptop in 2016
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So many good things have happened for me since, definitely magic involved
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Just pick a latina up from any southwestern low income neighbourhood or psychiatric institution if this is your thing
Men are paying $18,000 to be mentally & physically abused 🤣
Spiritually fried
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GET COOKED
Bitterly disappointed doesn't even begin to describe how I'm feeling. I knew it was coming, but far out. What a missed chance. Such a modest request, thrown in the face of 65,000+ years of history.
#Referendum2023
#Yes23
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The gc when literally anything good happens in my life
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@jhk_______
Even today mate I heard a bunch of young guys saying they're sending out like 30 resumes to work at bottle-os and shit and being told not to expect a response
Here's your immigration bro foreigners have taken every job someone under 25 used to do
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God damn man I was having fever dreams about work and foids and dumb ass shit and Trump gets shot and immediately passes a vibe check - that guy built REAL
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Nigcringeforce was such a wicked mutual hope the dude is doing good
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hey
@spotify
i will throw myself into a hydraulic press if you ever recommend me this stuff ever again
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There comes a certain age where a man has to choose between stimulant abuse or alcoholism. Now as a recreational peater, I can tell you 10 cups of coffee a day is more fun than 10 beers, unless you're driving of course
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Yeah cause they literally have a policy to nuke the fuckin world if they lose a war
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The tequila sunrise, like the espresso Martini, is a peating beverage
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Mutual on an autism pension literally better off than me after taxes and just gets to NEET all dag
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youre not an anything australian youre a fuckin scrabble named swarthoid muddying up A10 vril island with your foid nonsense
As a first generation Australian and a member of the Medical community, I have proudly voted Yes on a matter that will not just unite us - but will define us.
#Referendum2023
#YES23
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Rather attractive early 30s Colombian woman just hit on me in front of my dad outside hordern pavilion and invited me to an over 30s event with her
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Greek uncle and my aunty are coming down to most likely inflict 3 hours of trillionaire problems at me at a speaking rate of 5000 words per minute, then i presume ethnic family drama
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There is nothing more dangerous in this world than being a sensitive young man
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Posts made by the cognitively impaired
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The "for you" tab is full of the most catastrophised dating takes from ethnically ambiguous twitter, have you ever tried being nice to each other
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Settle down everyone here's a photo
For those that are asking, yes I am wearing the bluey Hawaiian today
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Please just talk to any person that regularly uses psychedelics if you need some visceral evidence that this is not necessarily a good thing
Psilocybin leads to a profound shift in brain connectivity patterns.
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A large cappuccino?
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