@jessesingal I think it’s healthy that we attach conspiracy to every major news event in this country even if the straightforward answer is most plausible…otherwise, we’re just gunna be bored and with that constantly confronted with that nagging realization that one day we’re all gunna die

@neontaster Who could have predicted that disease infested wastewater would create pizza and bagels that made people this deliriously addicted to New York City

@GeneralMCNews Sorry Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk, but the screenshots I’ve seen are very similar to ones the Cheong guy has posted to capture other woke influencers so I’m afraid you are henceforth cancelled

@wil_da_beast630 Maybe people should be spending less money on therapy and should just go ahead and buy one of these chillassedly evolved creatures

@redsteeze I don’t get how that received so much affable engagement..your tweet was funny, please for the love of god can we at least all not lose a sense of humor

RT @thomaschattwill: This tweet aged well

@jessesingal Seems an interesting subset of people who have been quick to disparage digging from journalists who’ve been also comfortable commenting and speculating on the family + private life of Jessica Riedl

RT @waitbutwhy: wtf is he so happy about

RT @neontaster: “Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across.” - Sun Tzu

@DKThomp I would eat two burritos to save the lives of any of you people, even the anons…as long as it was Moes and not Chipotle because Chipotle is lowkey overrated

RT @tracewoodgrains: this is wild

@Noahpinion America is like that drunk friend you have where hanging out is pretty fun usually but sometimes they teeter to the extreme - maybe they get some coke or have one too many fireball shots that make them barf in your car - which can sadly bring the carefree times to an abrupt halt.

RT @AGHamilton29: Yikes. I’m sympathetic to the idea of not letting the press control who gets hired, but it’s increasingly clear that so…

RT @The_Feminist_TM: @JDVance I think you’re missing the point which is that people don’t think a kid who openly says he’s racist should ha…

@CartoonsHateHer Kids got generic gaming and dinosaur crap in their photos...like, I couldn't even get enough intel to troll them with a "hey, the T-Rex sucks bro" if they were here on this website

RT @3YearLetterman: This was my idea and he copied it

RT @emzanotti: Dude, you blocked me after I asked you why you bought suits in the JCPenney kids department

@BurtMaclin_FBI @krassenstein I know this isn’t relevant to the conversation but just putting this past banger out here in honor of the Super Bowl happening this weekend. Hope you’re getting hype for it, B!

RT @neontaster: "Cocaine is fine" says Cocaine inventor Steve Cocaine.

@AGHamilton29 Evidently people on crazy Christian instagram think Kanye is unalive and that *they* have replaced him with some insane clone posse thing. Anyway, I think maybe the internet is making us sick as a people.

RT @benryanwriter: Journalists are advised by suicide prevention groups not to sensationalize suicide or to ever attribute it to a single c…