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My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me Alignment: Humorous Neutral I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it. Sound tech.

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined October 2011
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Considering how Spiderman likes to run, jump, and climb on buildings, shouldn't his real name be Peter Parkour?
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@tanja__eder Anything longer than it is wide can be considered phalic. 🤔
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@tanja__eder Swan necks are phallic!
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@tanja__eder Yeah, Zeus who would have sex with anything, and did!
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@smileitsfree44 I'm from Uranus, that's why .... oh wait, TMI 🤣
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@tanja__eder @CaraLisette Soup, ice cream (not at the same time)
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@tanja__eder The hospital isn't scent free?
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@drhingram I can't imagine a better opener. Count me in!
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@qikipedia Yeah, I have days like that.
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@smileitsfree44 Penisula
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@smileitsfree44 Just call 1-900-…. 😁
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@tanja__eder 1.5 months? Lots of time! I’ve had directors change things up the day before opening.
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@smileitsfree44 @SilverHH73 Maybe you asked the wrong question?
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@tanja__eder You didn't have a control subject so you can't be 100% sure?
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@qikipedia That would be the best part of the game!
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@tanja__eder Nope.
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@awhalefact Set up a GoFundMe, we'll pay!
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@drhingram I just Googled it. It's real! But there doesn't appear to be a lake there. But it is close to Wilsford Shaft ... 🤔
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@smileitsfree44 Yup, I can confirm!
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@smileitsfree44 Do you think that that's what Shania was singing about?
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@tanja__eder @pigletish You should come to Bluesky more often - we have the people, we just don't have them often enough to build our community.
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