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Can you see the smile on the face of that woman I'm holding? That's my mom. That's the smile I always want to see , Dear Lord. Let me continue to meet all her needs. Grant her Long Life & Prosperity with sound health. May she continue to reap the fruit of her labour. Ameen
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@ObongRoviel
Man loves them tall, straight and classy...Not all those small stout babes with their sharp mouth
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Cheating is never a mistake. It took this exact process.
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Where that guy was battling with the tiger in the movie RRR got me on the edge if my seat...Wow
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@Tee_Classiquem1
Who the fuck is Ikpeba? Osimhen was the only player who played as a striker, as a midfielder & as a defender that day..The only thing he didn't do was to be a goalkeeper and that was why Ghana scored. If he had scored with that bicycle kick, I'm sure Ikpeda won't be saying trash
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Is this romantic enough for someone on her birthday?
9am : Manicure and Pedicure
11am : Deep Tissue Massage
2pm : Spa
7pm: Dinner Date
Then, book a night for her at Four points while I head home.
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For those of you who find it hard to cook even at 3am for your man if need be. If you don't cook, another woman out there will wake up all night to cook that your husband you are doing shakara for and you'll have no choice than to share that husband of yours with her. O ri e a pe
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We should not be silent on this massacre. Until these Fulanis are brought to book, we should not be silent. If we are silent, it won't be long before they strike again. They should answer to their crimes. Enough is Enough
#OwoMassacre
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I was in a meeting today & a colleague of mine needed something for his presentation which was on his phone which he unfortunately forgot at home. The only way he could get this stuff on his phone was to call his wife, give her his password so she could send the stuff to him👇
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I remember when I recently moved to Lagos..I was staying in an hotel...So there was this girl I met and we were really vibing..The vibe so right and all...Okay...After like few weeks of chit chat..She asked to for a visit so I invited her over. I swear mi o mo wipe set up ni
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Brag with your qualifications and not "I am not the ashawo, I am the Ashawo's neighbour "
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So once my wife is pregnant..I will now ask " Sweerie, who is the owner of this pregnancy" and you think i will wake up the next morning without being bathed with hot water?
Dear married men,
Please stop assuming your pregnant wife is carrying your pregnancy. Sometimes pregnancy may belong to someone else but you never asked.
Stop blaming women if you never asked.
That’s the lesson I just learnt today.
I thought to share with you all.
Thank you.
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For some of you who want to get married, and say you will not take nonsense. Marriage is all about nonsense. If you can't take nonsense , marriage is not for you. In marriage, you will eat nonsense, drink nonsense, sleep inside nonsense, and wake up inside nonsense.
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@iammohbad_
's Ponmo is mad..F**k shit.
@officialnairam1
part was daaaaaaamn. It's presently on repeat.
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Having a girlfriend who is concerned about her bf's welfare is a blessing. God bless those girlfriends who constantly want to know how their bfs are faring...You guys are the real deal❤
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@sh0la___
Its monday morning..please let us concentrate on our walk..They said we have not been exercising
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Took my girls out on their first train ride. Mum visiting me for the first time since I moved to Lagos.
#ProudSon
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If a man asks you what you bring to the table as a woman, please tell him this.
1. Love
2. Support
3. Prayer
4. Intelligence
5. Purpose
6. Wisdom
7. Class
8. Ambition
9. Value
10. Drive
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My next time as a best man will be as a fine married man and not as a fine single man. Dear fine woman, I am coming cos it's time.
Cheers 🍻 to the bestman.
#BestManDuties
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Dear Brother, It's your birthday today and want to use this moment to wish you a very very happy one. Happy Birthday Twinnie. I pray God grants you all your heart desires. AMEN
Love you, man.
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Dear Men, if you come after my woman, trying to ask her out and she tells you she's dating but you persist. Me & you will have a problem. You cannot tell me with all the women in this world, it's the good woman I used my entire life to find you want to date.
Be ⚠️
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Dear wife, we don't have to be equals. I will be the provider, that's for sure. What ever money you make is yours n not mine. I'll work harder so you and my kids don't suffer but I love food and sex. Give me these and I'll be at peace.
Time: 4:00am
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If you're my girlfriend and in 2 months after we started dating, you don't ask me for money, I swear, Olorun n gbo, you cannot graduate to the wifey level cos you are too independent for my liking. O ma rude gaan.
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@KingSuleiman27
@HerRoyally
@_Debbie_OA
I thought she was just trying to be sarcastic with her reply. You went gong-ho on her. Instantly 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Dear
@PeterObi
I want say my congratulations before it gets rowdy. Congratulations on winning the Presidential election. I hope you deliver on all promises made.
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@Est_didi
My own dad cloned my SIM, took it to heaven so he could hear every discussion I have on earth..Abi..Let's continue now
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Bobrisky is just insecure....Let him take away the make up and see his real face...I can bet, he will lose his confidence
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Yes, we did role plays where the boy acts like the husband while the girl plays the role of the wife. The boy goes to the farm while the girl cooks for the family. She uses sand as the food while stones represent meat. The best of generations. 80's baby
80’s baby….
We were BORN in the 80's. We are Gen X, the last generation that played in the street.
We are the FIRST to play video games and the LAST to record songs off the radio onto a cassette tape.
We walked over a mile without worry of being kidnapped.
🧵🧵🧵🧵
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I've been watching lots of couples videos. Man is preparing for marriage.
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Dj Switch is such a brave woman...Where does she get her strength from? Always watching other peoples back. Keep her safe, Oh Lord
#LekkiGenocide
#EndNigeriaNow
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The way you people talk on spaces about life and relationships, like it's all stereotype. Some of us who are in our 30s never thought we were still going to be struggling to make our first million or still single at this point of our lives. Bro, it's not easy. LIFE ISN'T SCRIPTED
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Arise O' Compatriot,
Nigerians call Obi,
To serve our fatherland,
With love and strength and faith
Olusegun Obasanjo / Instead of Tinubu / Nigeria Decides
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Dear God, bring so much sales to my followers who have businesses. Let them make so much money today so they can give thanks. And don't forget me too..Make my day a blessed one.
Amen
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If you're not ready to fight your relationship or marriage, I don't want you. Divorce isn't an option for me.
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Until you are married, you are single.
Single is single, married is married
We just got engaged (single)
I live with my bf (still single)
We have been together for 5 years (super single)
He had credit in my name (very stupid single)
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It takes discipline not to cheat. You think I don't like women wit beautiful faces &ad curves? Or do you think she doesn't like that man wit so much money who's ready to spend so much on her? Someone wil alwys be more beautiful than ur woman & richer than ur man.
Be disciplined
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How do you date unkind, cruel, and inconsiderate men and women? Don't you people want peace in your life? Like don't you want to be happy in your life. Do you people enjoy crying every now and then?
I remember when I was pregnant with our first son, one day I saw blood flowing from me and when my husband returned home, I told him that I had a miscarriage. Boldly, and without any hesitation, he said, “You can’t have a miscarriage!”, and then asked to be served his meal.
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Dear Men, have money so you can choose who you can spend that money with you..And when you planning on choosing that woman, pray, so God give you can direct the right woman to you. You'll end up dead if you have money and marry the wrong woman...
#Privatetrips
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Looks like I will have to hire a woman that would just stay in my apartment so whenever I get home from the office, I'll have someone to hug, kiss, take my bag from me and ask how my day was. That's strictly going to be her job description..
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These beautiful armed robbers called women. They will just be fine anyhow. Why won't someone be a simp to these ones. I'm sorry, if it takes her one year to respond to my message, I swear I will reply back in 2 secs.
I love women so much😭😭.
I love our ability in being cute armed robbers, 😭🤣🤣.
She also has a good sense of judgement to spot the legit Odogwu🤣🤣.
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Cheating is lack of discipline and not lack of love and this is the truth.
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My joy knows no bound today. I will never forget that night when you were given birth to, I was right there 10/11/12. Tenth day of November 2012. It's a special date right? Of course, it is. Cos you're special. I asked God I wanted a beautiful daughter.
#TenOnTheTenth
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Oloni is enagaged, Yes. She is a feminist, well maybe. Feminists get married too. She probably found someone who shares the same mindset with her...Make una free the babe abeg...
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I don't know if you're aware of this, but the most important decision you'll choose after choosing to believe in God is to choose who to spend the rest of your life with. You wouldn't want to undergo what is called relationship malnutrition.
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Y'all should date women in your league and stop whinning...It's becoming irritating.
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Dear Lord, when money is no longer a problem for me, let my health not fail me..
Amen
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Gistlover is really cooking...So E-Money done enter the matter.
🤣🤣🤣. Agba cooker. Agba Firiyoyo
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Being single is sometimes lonely. There are times you want that real person you can talk to. We all need someone
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They asked the girl to refund the 8K before we left..The policemen couldn't say anything. Few hours later, the girl called apologising. In my mind I was like if I curse this babe, ehn..I just hung up. Mo block e danu. Kama pade mo
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So mum was talking to me about Marriage and I told her "Ape ko to jeun o kin je baje" meaning someone who patiently wait to eat, doesn't eat wrong( I hope that translation was correct) and she replied that what if this person gets ulcer while patiently waiting. 🤣🤣🤣
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It was just a matter of time for Funke and JJC Skillz. Anyways, Funke already got what she was looking for.
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Remove sex from a relationship and you think women have nothing to offer? Nah...I have met strong willed women...Women that would make you hungry for success..Women that would drive you to be better. So please stop being rude to my ladies.
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@doll_lenses
@ChinazaAwadike
The guy is on cracks..No be normal eye e take do this video. Give him some cracks now, he would feel better. So he needs rehabilitation
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I'll still vote for Gbadebo. If he delivers better, and if he doesn't deliver, we push him 2027..Simple.
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Am I to be responsible for this sins of your exes? I really hate when I am on the receiving end of what your exes did to you. It's getting tiring.
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Any plug who can supply 10 different fragrance of diffusers tomorrow before 10am? DM pls...Kindly help retweet..
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I will just get a 5 bedroom apartment. My wife, mum, and sisters. I'll assign a room and a child to each of them. I'll stay in the living room.
Nigerians watch in admiration as a mother and her quintuplets hold their annual general meeting.
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Your soon to be mum-in-law.
It's always great to see her..
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I am not an ethnic bigot
I am not a religious bigot
All I want is a Nigeria that is working
If a different ethnic group can give me this, I will gladly vote for him or her.
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Don't assume she doesn't want anything just because she isn't asking. That's one of the ways to make your relationship interesting
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My mum said I am going to have a great day today. Dear Lord, by the power you bestowed on mothers, answer my mum's prayers 🙏🙏. Let the remainder of my days on earth be the best 👌 and let her live to reap the fruit of her labour in good health.
Ameen
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If women who sleep with men for money are called PROSTITUTE...What do we call men who pay women for sex? This is what me want to know
#MkoSpace
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@_derae_
@Wizarab10
Lmao...I'm sure you understood the sarcasm that tweet. Barman, Comrade Dickson deserves a bottle of beer of his choice
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