@UofABarstool Neutral court boooooooo

@FlyFrontier my spouse and three year old bought tickets on flight F9 2021. Now you don’t have seats for them. 1st, explain why you stranded them. 2nd. Fix this immediately.

In a work meeting today, I said, “We need to attackle the problem.” Fiona and Edison made up this portmanteau by blending attack and tackle when we wrestle.

@SheaSerrano Literally watched the first episode tonight and I’m shook

@ASUFootball This is nothing to celebrate

@ASUFootball @EASPORTSCollege Show the rating, cowards.

@TheGuru Pirates are fun to bet, and the Rockies are fun to bet against, so I like it

@TheGuru

@TheGuru Summoning a home run.

@nytimes @BarryOnHere

@BAlexander52 @Dbacks Congrats! Welcome!

@TheGuru Houston -8.5 and UNLV-2.5

@DetroitCityFC Can bench box tickets get into the vip section?

Today was the first day I felt like there were no more babies in the house.

@TheGuru @Jerrythekid21 Killing it this tourney

@SunDevilHoops Cringe

RT @ArizonaMBB: We ain’t going nowhere…

I need this

@TheGuru What a cover dude

Edison is currently walking around with my “fucking lions” beer koozie and a lighter. It’s 8:58AM.