#promotwt
*looks away shyly* h-hi guys.. uhm uh.. i-im not very good at making friends hheh..! erm.. b-b-b-b-b-but I am an alpha skibidi sigma... *turns into alpha* 𝖇𝖊 𝖒𝖞 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖘 😈😈👅⛓️🐺🖤🤫🧏♀️
i tried making brownies and the recipe said to use coca-cola but my mother says that that drink is "NOT ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSE" so I had to use coffee and soda water
teacher: who's that singing in the class? 😡😡🤬🤬🤬
cute 4'11 girls: teehee! it's the alpha!! 😍😍😍
me in my deep 6'7 morning voice: ladies, ladies, there's enough of me for everyone 😈😈👅👅👅👅👅
TW!!: underage driving, crashing into a fence, scratching paint, driving under the age of sixteen, sweating balls,
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yuo guys will never guess what I just did oh my god
@mxstrry
liek you have the right way around which is usually up and then there's upsidedown when something is flipped and sideways if like in-between that like when you're lying down you're sideways
WHERE CAN I BIUY MIKU FIGURES IF I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND GRRR AURFHTCWHRV FUCK AUGH WHERE CAN I GET COOL CLOTHES FROM AUGHR GRHATRHAFRJEGFJ GNCBF AUOIGH ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ WHERE XAN I EXPLORE AUGHTGEYRVHAVFHAHFNAGFBANVFBSIM GONNA FREAK OUT
I LOST MY DRAWING OF A FISH I FUCKUNG NEEDED THAT FOR ART CLASS ALL I HAVE LEFT IS THIS JOKE FUCKING ONE WITH HIM SMOKING A CIGARETTE KILLING MYSELF I DREW MORE I JUST CANT FIND THE PAPER
@lyneyloveletter
venti IS NOT TRANS she is a WOMAN that's why she's based off Wendy's, a GIRL. if you actually read the lore you would know she's not a man. hoyoverse isn't gonna play I to your g*y fantasies 👿👿👿
EW EW EW EW YUCKY I TRIED TO EAT A SLICE OF PIZZA AND MY BOTTOM TEETH WENT FORAWRD INFRONT OF MY TOP ONES AND GRINDED AGAIISNT THE FRONT OF THEM YUCKY IT FEELS SO WEIRD I VOULD HEAR IT IM GONNA KMS