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I’m just a figment of ur imagination and I’ll disappear when u take ur schizophrenia meds. Previously @banterpapi_ @banterpapi69_ @khalwateintezar
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A man that can afford to give you a high maintenance lifestyle will never shame you for having standards or call you a gold digger. It’s always the cheap men that have the most shit to say when a woman is out of their league.
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a sex position called imran khan where you get on top and do nothing
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Today at majlis, a girl (10-12yrs) asked if she could sit next to me. I was pleasantly surprised that she was nice enough to ask since she could’ve sat anywhere. Right away she asks me, “apko kya hova hai? Apki mama ne yahan bitaya hai?” because I was sitting outside of the
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funny seeing religious losers crying about homosexuality and ali sethi’s alleged wedding but when younger boys get molested by mullahs in madrasas they’re awfully quiet about it
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No cuz how tf do u guys make everybody about me and who?? The man is crying for a lost family member that couldn’t be there at the wedding , do u want to know what that feels like too? Har cheez ko forcefully cute bana dete ho bc
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Hey (with the intentions of running my fingers through your hair as you rest your head on my lap)
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Majlis, alone. She had such beautiful eyes. I assume she thought I was upset so she started talking to me and complimenting me. I was so amazed at her emotional intelligence. I told her how I thought she had the prettiest eyes and smile. I hope i made her day like she made mine.
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You talk to a guy nicely for a few days, the next day he shows his true intentions and starts making you uncomfortable by crossing boundaries. They’ll keep on asking when can we meet, why won’t you respond and of course the infamous sexual “jokes” 🙂
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How do girls on Twitter marry men that slide into their dms? Does it not occur to you that he could’ve/must’ve slid into other women’s dms?? And that means any other girl on here could have had him? Does it not bother you, that your mans is an easy catch???
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COMSATS ke bahir jamat e Islami wale gandu dharna de rahe hain but what exactly do they expect to be done? The teacher has long been expelled 🤣🤣🤣
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On Valentine’s Day, I want to tell how my ex love bombed me into falling for him & once I did, he started projecting his insecurities onto me. Punished me for a supposed mistake that I made when it was really just him overreacting. Mentally abused me for months.
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Mfs read khaled hosseini and think they know about Afghanistan and its history 💀
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People always ask me if I’m sad…it’s because of my face and that I sit alone, always.
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When Jaun Elia said insan lorray lag ke hi seekhta hai I felt that.
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This guy has had a threesome with two sisters my man that’s a whole ass family dinner 😭😭😭😭😭
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I watched every imran hashmi movie only because I didn’t have access to porn back then
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Pehli dafa ladka mere nakhray utha raha hai and it’s not the other way around I’ve never gotten to this point, ab agay kya karna hota hai?
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When Kundan from Raanjhanaa said “kon phir se mehnat kare? dil lagane ko, dil thodwane ko, ab saala mood nahi” I felt that
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Half of Twitter is asking for forgiveness and the other half is asking for sex in 2022
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I love how Qatar isn’t bending its morals for anyone that’s coming to see the world cup, unlike their hypocritical neighbour KSA. Qatar is like if u don’t like/respect our rules/law, just don’t come and maa chudao
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Why does everyone in Islamabad have step siblings? It’s pornhub but as a city
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Our psych professor just told us there are 3 keys to happiness:
-saanu ki
-tenu ki
-una nu ki
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Sunnis came for me when I mentioned eid e Ghadeer last week …wait till it’s eid e Mubahala tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣 it only fair for us to have as many eids as we want cuz we spend the following month crying and beating ourselves 💀
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What a punchable face, victim playing toxic positivity ass bitch
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In that case, you’re mannerless
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Eid e Ghadeer, when the Holy Prophet declared Imam Ali as his successor (18th Dhul Hijjah). The festival takes its name from the place where this announcement, the Pond (Ghadeer) of Khumm. “Man kunto maula fahaza Ali un maula//For whoever I am his master: Ali is his master."
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My parents left their villages to give us a better life and now all I want to do is live in a village in the mountains.
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Grown ass countries acting like siblings
Just IN:— Pakistan and Iran decide to resume diplomatic relations, two days after both fired missiles at each other.
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Can’t believe pakis bullied Ushna Shah to the point where she had to apologise for dressing up the way that she did on HER wedding day. Why do these people always have so much problem with how others are living their lives? Do they not have a life of their own to worry about?
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Some girls marry just for the sake of money and it shows. But that’s ok imma do that too cuz there’s no other reason for me to deal with a man for the rest of my life.
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So, unless their company is sweeter than solitude, drop them. Be v wary of people that act like they’re emotionally mature and v mindful of themselves, those mfs will play mind games and fuck with your head.
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I wonder if someone is madly in love with me but is scared of speaking up
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@SeaweeedBrain_
I’m sorry but you’re too adorable i just had to tell them I got a new pet dog
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“A tragedy, when a mature mind and a romantic heart are in the same body.”
-Nizar Qabbani
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Yes my maths is weak but kar raha tha gham e jahan ka hisab, aaj tum yaad be hisab aae
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Insecure men don’t deserve to date a bad bitch, they’ll only dim ur light and take u down with them.
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Alaaaa that’s my English teacher’s sister 😭😭😭
Hate to break it to the twitter fam but Shan Masood is off the market 🥹✨
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Which one of you Islamabadis has an std? I need you to fuck someone for me
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I’m a psych major, of course I made him pay for all the mental abuse 🤣🤣🤣 I crushed his self confidence by letting him know how his pseudo mindful intellectual bs is not attractive at all and he should drop the act.
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“fuck this degree”
*goes to sleep without preparing for a single exam*
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Told my father I have to go to uni tomorrow to get an internship form (obviously ahem ahem). He said ask them to send you a pdf and get it printed instead, who’s teaching him all this? Why is he using 100% of his brain?
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a date idea: laying in bed while we watch hotel transylvania and have McDonald’s
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Even though I’ve blocked him from everywhere kaash uska bday message ajaye kahi se 😔
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The way you talk to your child becomes their inner voice which explains why most of us have a critical inner voice.
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I go to this majlis that’s held at a general’s house, majority that comes here makes sure they bring all their apple products along 🤣 but hey I’m not complaining cuz they give out Chinese as niyaaz so 🤷🏻♀️
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I’m gunna sit in the uk and fight for my people in Pakistan, his messiah complex is worse than immy’s 🤣🤣🤣
Shayan Ali was expelled by London College for bullying and bad behavior.
PML-N has nothing to do with this matter it was the local neighbors who gave proof to the college about his bad behavior.
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Food hack: Every time I get McDonald’s delivered, the fries are soggy. EVERY TIME and I’m not even exaggerating. Mcdonalds is meh but comfort food ka takaza hai. So, in the order description, I started writing “please make sure the food is fresh or I’ll cry”. Works like a charm🤭
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If Pakistan wins today I’ll take one of my followers out on a date 🥰🫶🏻
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Yaar there’s this guy on Spotify, akbar, I really really really want to find his twt. By looking at his playlists he looks just like my type
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He unblocked me to tell me that he realised i didn’t cheat and it was just a misunderstanding 🤣🤣
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Every day someone on twt finds out that I’m shia and goes into a coma because it’s no less than a head trauma for them, why is it shocking 🥲
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The first guy that broke my heart is currently in qatar for the fifa World Cup and that proves how karma doesn’t exist and I have to take matters into my own hands 😤😡😡😡
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“ab ke ham bichde toh shayad kabhi ḳhvabon mein milein,
jis tarah sukhe huve phuul kitabon mein milein.”
Happy birthday to Ahmad faraz
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Joh log bolte haina ke meditate karo, journal karo, shaant raho, maa chuda rahe hein salay. Meko toh lauda fark nahi para iss sab se
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An attractive 34yr old man that comes from old money, has a good sense of humour and is loyal 🤲🏻
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