the most fuckable character in elden ring is still Morgott. sure the soulsborne community is always into some questionable stuff but this makes me very proud
this poster is so misleading, my man you walks slower than granny pushing a shopping cart 🛒 and you stand there like you’re someone blood drinking war machine, no you’re not, you step outside for two seconds and you’re legs are eaten by a pinky
@VioletMcVinnie
the best part is guessing along the way who he’s gonna kiss and i have to say the outcome does not disappoint. this is the secret good ending for me now!