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I love oomfs who tweet like "im gonna have lunch.. im drinking a soda.. my mom is annoying me" ... they are the backbone of this society
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if he starred in a gay rom com it would make 100million opening weekend
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Oppenheimer: ughh I’m stressed about the whole bomb situation
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Technically I’m 31 but I’m lgbt (my high school years weren’t mine to live) so adjusted for gay I’m actually 23-25.
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what if your son or daughter was a flop. Would you disown them
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The first trailer for the ‘Mean Girls’ musical movie has been released.
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when will tv execs learn gay guys don’t like other gay guys they like women of a certain age
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Prince Caspian gonna be like. Meep I’m from Sacramento and nobody gets me :/ and I’m a male feminist
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bone broth for lunch. vegetable for dinner. And for to drink, coffee
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Rubbin my thang
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Oh rly
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Jerry Seinfeld:
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Gays sharing famous lady magazine covers to their Instagram story
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Here’s a question for mr “no loads refused.” What if the load belonged to Hitler?
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For the record I love them… hate/intolerance will not be tolerated here
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Boyfriend dick. Wife boob. Husband throat. Girlfriend foot
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