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fat little hedonistic milk baby that gobbles up clouds with his sticky little fingers.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2020
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
3 years
I think the hardest part of being an astronaut would be that I’d never know what to do with my hands.
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
22 hours
Simple Town killed at The Elysian tonight! If you missed them you can still catch them yesterday, or you can come see them with me a couple of hours ago!
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
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Holy shit do you guys know about taking drugs and going to comedy shows?!
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
2 days
Protect the educators! But not the students
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@JeffRabhan
Jeff Rabhan
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Open Letter to @ChappellRoan and @halsey Who thought it was a good idea to publicly challenge an educator to a 25k “one-upping” contest? Really? Do you know what teachers make? Right idea pointed in the wrong direction. Someone around you should have advised you to put up 25k before Sunday to challenge the industry to match --you would have collected from everyone and they would have felt good about doing it on Grammy nite. Think how different the conversation would be today. Instead you're challenging a guy who has given away thousands of hours to artists in need to a cash duel on social media—Your ego isn’t allowing you and your team isn’t telling you what this manager would tell you: Stop dumpster diving and act like the agent of change you say you want to be! I'm neither the enemy nor the problem-- I could shake my network of friends and supporters of the mission and have 25 people lined up as advisors and mentors and mental health providers in no time. But were doing this instead? My article was not a personal attack—it was a call to action and a warning to avoid the pitfalls of many who walked before you. It was a reminder that your status has changed, your strength has different muscles and when used effectively can move mountains and affect change. I even offered several ways you could launch immediately. I never wanted you to feel attacked, my goal was to show a more effective pathway forward. I stand behind my premise and advice in my article, but I apologize to you openly if my words left you feeling attacked. If you weren’t fucking capable of ascending and didn’t have once in a generation kind of magic around you, I wouldn’t bother. Consider that. Stop wasting those valuable muscles on me. Use your time to ask others “how do we get it going?” Sitting atop your platform punching me and challenging me is about as productive as running on a treadmill expecting to get somewhere. Move the conversation forward and focus on this Foundation. I will happily help built it, fundraise for it, run it, recruit providers for it, get label and pub support for it, or donate personally to it. That's what I do. If you and Halsey had directed your fanbase to donate $1 to your Living Artist Fund for every hate filled slur sent to me— you would have enough funding in ONE DAY to cover health care for every single artist and writer in need for almost 2 years. The results aren't going to change--I’m not losing my job over this, I’m self employed. I’m lucky to already have insurance, thankfully. My feelings aren’t hurt--years of artist management cured me of those. And your fans are creative with their slurs but I survived 3 teenagers of my own who are a lot meaner. Now what? Today there’s 25k more for artists in need because of you than before I wrote the article so that’s progress. If you, your artist friends and your fans want to attack me for pushing you to think and act like a champion, to lead by doing instead of finger pointing and to be the change you want to see, then carry on. Artists will lose and you will fall prey to the very cliche I warned of in my piece that launched this shitshow. Your move.
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
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@JeffRabhan @internetsophi @PopCrave @ChappellRoan I’d hate to see the fruits of his mentorship.
@JeffRabhan
Jeff Rabhan
9 months
@cenkuygur Gaslight alert. A giant pile of steaming deflection of reality—kinda like the rich kids playing dress up infidels and couldn’t find Gaza on a map. Pronoun humpers rejoice! Someone willing to pretend you’re not a worldwide joke.
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
2 days
Did you know if you took all of the nerves in your body and laid them out in one single strait line you would die? Seriously it’s super bad for you
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
4 days
Dieing on a hill sounds nice! I don’t get why everyone is so picky about it
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
4 days
@danghentschel This is exactly why car seats are so important
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
4 days
When administering CPR compressions should be quick and steady in the range of 100-120 beats per minute but I like to syncopate my shit, throw some flourishes in there to really hit a groove
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
4 days
I never really fucked with the letter J but I don’t know; he’s precarious, unbalanced. He never really feels necessary but there’s nobody doing it like him
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
5 days
@pleasebuymyice @tinycans Why the fuck would you put a jar of milk in your closet for 8 months?
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
6 days
I feel like if I die before the world ends everybody is gonna be like “god what an idiot”
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
6 days
Guy who takes his shoes off as part of his free throw routine
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
6 days
I always have to plan my driving routes to avoid tunnels because I don’t know how to use them and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
6 days
@danghentschel Only if you’re willing to take on a 3-5 year commitment
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
7 days
Yoooo, Hawk Tuah should start a podcast she could call it Halk Twalk. She could call it Hwalk…Twaq. She could Halk Talk please help me
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
8 days
I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to listen to music up there. It really pisses me off
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
8 days
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
8 days
Getting a fit off at the Van Dyke Parks show
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
9 days
@FearedBuck She allegedly currently does our car insurance
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@randy_tam
Tam Randy
10 days
In Severance there aren’t actually any innies or outies they’re just people who look really similar. It’s a coincidence mark my words
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