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(Chiefs/KU football & basketball) Lebron=GOAT(I am a parody account) I am a Lebron fan. Not a bandwagon bozos Bears are my guilty pleasure

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2 years
@1Tyus He is gonna say MJ even though MJ does not meet this criteria. In reality, his standards are insane lol
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2 years
@NotLeFaizaan @DiscussingFilm He did what he did to be with his the people he loved but just does this, what the bad writing lol
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@espn Pat Bev is literally Draymond Green but short
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2 years
@oochotd Rhaenyra should have sent Lucerys with a marriage pact offer of Joffrey, Viserys in the future and offering Borros a position on her war council. She stated he was a proud man, the offer was weak and Vhagar was a literal mountain, makes sense he sides with Aemond in the moment
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@WorldWideWob Warriors O-Line shaking right now
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@LakeShowYo 'He picked this team, its his fault.'
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@casualtakeking AD WORST PLAYER IN HISTORY AFTER A GOOD GAME
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@casualtakeking Straight up violated mans
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@casualtakeking Klay went up and immediately bashed a Grizzlies player. People called this man humble 💀
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2 years
@yashatheninth @oochotd He was trying to terrorize Luke, not kill him
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2 years
@DiscussingFilm I was open minded but this looks horrible...
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@Goku_WILIN @LakeShowYo You are NOT one of us, get lost fraud
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@LakeShowYo MY GUY GOT THAT FRIENDZONE TREATMENT
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@NFL_DovKleiman He so mad the Chiefs winning
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@BarryOnHere Lebron got another 10 years in him
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@TrolledByMelo @BleacherReport Unfortunately Lakers had injured guys all year, its just part of the game
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@BarryOnHere Bron is the actual goat and its not even funny
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3 years
@casualtakeking Aint no man going to lean on me like that
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4 years
@Leafy Biden literally so confused rn wtf LOL
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@LakeShowYo @KingJames ITS NOT HIS FAULT YOU OLD MAN
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@BallsackSports Fields doesnt have that Brady killer instinct, Brady would have ran down the field and stuck the ball in his receivers facemask
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2 years
@RealSkipBayless Grizzlies got out rebounded, out played and out shot. You are never going to win when 2 of your main pieces decide not to show up
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@casualtakeking Because he ain't Lebron
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@BarryOnHere D-Lo and AD trying to stop Jokic and Murray
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2 years
@netflix Nancy has a BOYFRIEND
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2 years
@HOTDsource This isn't size comparison because Cannibal is much bigger
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4 years
@currypiston @BleacherReport @WESH Not gonna lie, I'd immediately think I was dead
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2 years
@BarryOnHere Aaron is probably hotboxing an entire cabin in the dark
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3 years
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@HailEternal Why are you so persistent to defend She-hulk lol. It was not good
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5 years
@BleacherReport @brgridiron Burrow after his first game w/ the Bengals:
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3 years
@LakeShowYo Trade Lebron to a real team, this whole roster doesn't deserve him
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5 years
@BleacherReport The entire world today 💔
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@WorldWideWob Curry lost twice last 48 hours LMAO
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10 months
@BarryOnHere They should put a tiny screen in the corner that follows Damar around. We need to know what hes doing
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2 years
@BarryOnHere Sorry but this should be against NCAA rules lmao
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3 years
@LakeShowYo @Lakers WHY ARE YOU AT THE GAME
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3 years
@espn This team is so frustrating its unbelievable
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@BarryOnHere Sixers have to win next game because they will lose Game 7 100% lol
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2 years
@wojespn ANNOUNCE KYRIE TO THE LAKERS
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5 years
@BleacherReport @NFL my wife got nailed by 50 guys who work out on crossbars
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4 years
@ShannonSharpe She trying to glue down that money
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@RealSkipBayless I already knew Skip would try to claim that Russ stole the team from Bron to cause non-existing drama lol
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3 years
@SportsCenter @UMichFootball Michigan robbed of 1st. The committee did not want to do the rematch out of pure bias.
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5 years
@UNCBarstool @Tre3Jones YOU JUST LOST TO JROB THE GOAT
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@BallsackSports Jordan finally get exposed for playing in a weaker, inferior, and less talented era is so satisfying. Jordan is still Top 2 all time but he benefits greatly from such a weak league, tired of hearing how amazing the overrated 90s era was
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2 years
@SportsCenter Who the hell is the 4th one lol
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4 years
@espn Corona virus:
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2 years
@casualtakeking Your actions have consequences, no one is above rules except for politicians
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@BarryOnHere AD AND LEBRON TAKEOVER GET READY BARRY
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3 years
@casualtakeking Lebron has a triple double and shooting 50%. We are currently down 12. This is unacceptable
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@BarryOnHere Basketball has raised to another level in the past 10 years, but the bald gambler's cult fanbase refuses to realize that today's NBA is hundreds times better than back then
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@BleacherReport He clearly meant to.. lol
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@BallsackSports Bron really gonna be 50 years old carrying AD
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@ImLiteralLarry1 @WorldWideWob silly casuals can't see this, own them Larry
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3 years
@wojespn Free Lebron PLEASE
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@SupremeDreams_1 Berserk author passed away for confused people
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@netflix @UmbrellaAcad @Stranger_Things Lets not pretend Vecna could kill a main character LMAO
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2 years
@therealsupes Waste of time, this entire event was a waste of time
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@BarryOnHere Embiid is beyond overrated. He is nothing but a choker in the postseason
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2 years
@TheSASBurner Ref was zoning out and said why not
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2 years
@s_maro7 This was said by the Celestial dragon but it could be a hint by Oda
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@ThePettiestLA Lebron knows he missed up, no more 3s goat. Drive the ball and make them foul you
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@PridefuISin Rock lee would 1 shot her
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5 years
@HoodieBoomstick Why are the New York teams so cringe
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@SportsCenter Wow. Thats a LOT of freethrows
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@BarryOnHere Nah he told Pippen to go guard the best guy while he guarded the off-duty fire fighter
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4 years
@SportsCenter he about to get high asf to celebrate this
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@BarryOnHere He is pissing CP3 off lmao
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@BleacherReport The corona virus is going to go down in history as the most blown out of proportion thing ever
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@ThePettiestLA MVP, ECF MVP, FMVP, DPOTY, 1 ring. Jaylen is in for one hell of a year!!!
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@Kareem_is_it Letting go of KCP and Caruso was a giant mistake and its showing right now.
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@The25thNigga It was never this brutal in the anime LMAO WTH
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5 years
@SASBurnerAcct She was going to be the next Kobe... We are living in hell...
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@WorldWideWob Harden locked Lopez arm and then got 2 FTs, this should be a flagrant on Harden LMAO
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2 years
@sergeapolony @marvel_updat3s It did introduce more universes but it felt like they were holding Rami's arm behind his back to not show too much
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@BryMontana @RealSkipBayless SHANNON IS ABOUT TO COOK THIS MAN ALIVE LMAOOOOO
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@LADEig Bro already did it when he was on the team
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3 years
@ChicagoBears @ThePrideStores Nagy might actually be trying to get fired at this point
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@LakersNation Suns playing so damn dirty, can't wait to send these mfs home
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@LakersNation If he leads us to beat the Nuggets, build him a statue, dont care man
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@BarryOnHere Steph's gravity sadly forced Draymond to throw the ball towards him instead of putting it into the hoop, truly heartbreaking
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@BronGotGame Lebron 2016 was his Infinity war, 2017 was his Endgame ;(
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@ThePettiestLA KD ruined history for real lol. If he didn't join, they'd have won in 2017 and probably took 2018 to at least 6
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@TheSASBurner They are both the best of there own eras. We do not need a definite GOAT. Media overhypes this dumb argument too much
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@DiscussingFilm Uh, I don't think I want to see that
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@BleacherReport The judges made Loma look like he got his ass kicked which isn't true
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@NCAACWS @VandyBoys Hope they get swept
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#gameofthronesseason8episode4 Euron Greyjoy deserves a painful death.
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2 years
@ahgasebabygurl @oochotd I don't mean to belittle Rhaenyra, she's mourning her daughter and father, she also has no knowledge of war and strategy yet but to send Lucerys to a possible hostile area wasn't smart, especially alone with nothing to offer
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@DiscussingFilm Not shocking at all. Rotten tomatoes eats up these marvel shows like candy lol
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@ThePettiestLA Lakers just need to stay in it, warriors will go cold
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