jenna ⋆⭒˚.⋆ ˙⟡
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save me 2009 cunty phil lester💘👩🏻🦰🦋🍄🧃☄️ phannie since 2013 help me i can’t escape🙏🏻
nyc, she/her, 23
Joined July 2024
how it feels being 23 and still having the exact same interests i had when i was 13
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We are GAY, not stupid!. We voted DONALD J. TRUMP because we want save this country! 🇺🇸
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i think one of the main reasons i’m so shocked when younger kids dont know about one direction is the fact that i knew who the backstreet boys and nsync were when i was their age. we don’t culture kids like we used to.
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its so humiliating that this is the picture streaming platforms use for patd like this is NOT who i am listening to you have to believe me !!!
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i literally deserve free tickets to the sweat tour bc what the fuck do yall know about this if someone held a gun to my head and told me to sing this whole thing i still could
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thread of dan and phil imagines that are probably a decade old because they make me laugh and need to be remembered 😸
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like yea u were 3 when they broke up but i was 1 when nsync released their last song and i still knew about them also i always knew jt came from a band like wdym you had no idea harry styles was in a band???.
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them putting all of their collectively earned money into phils bank acc im crying
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yea like 4 edibles maybe.
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is this a safe space to confess i didnt realize ‘owl slide’ wasn’t a real architectural term until like last year.
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i did femininomenon at karaoke this weekend and i jokingly was like “this ones for the gay girls” and the mc said into the mic “actually i think this song and ALL the songs tonight are for EVERYONE” like babe u made it weird i was just being silly 😭
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its crazy how whenever a teenage girl has an interest its just written off as a phase like it was so invalidating to be 14 and trying to figure myself out while being told everything i love i’ll forget about in a few years.
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i hate gay halloween like what do you mean you’re catboy dan howell and gay little monkey from the apple store
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also why is this literally a pit what is going on.
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so actually its so difficult to confirm or deny any of the phan theories that exist without addressing THE theory so dan and phil what are you planning
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him changing the title like yaaas clickbait king get ur bag!!
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this tiktok means sm to me like. dan not walking through the door to make sure everyone knows he is calling phil one of the most talented people in the world. phil being oblivious that dan is filming at the beginning. the audio being called married life. i could go on for days
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them even kind of acknowledging this picture that has haunted me for years… somebody sedate me
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this is NOT heart eyes howell btw he has a crazy look in his eyes here i can’t explain it
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unfortunately this is relevant again💔💔💔.
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“thats it thats beef patterned!!” daniel howell i’m gonna hold ur hand when i say this …. this is just red
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wait i dont want spoilers but if theyre outright confirming and denying conspiracy theories i kind of need to know that part.
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/ the internet is here spoilers .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.WITHOUT FHE INTERNET THEY NEVER WOULD HAVE MET??????!???.
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AHHH NEW PINOF???
can we just look at old pictures on instagram and pretend it's a new photo dump.
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tried to enhance the photos but they just got YASSIFIED 💜
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us talking about how dnp abandoned us meanwhile they were in bed like this
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just closed my tab at the bar and he asked for my name and i had to say “okay theres no name but its an emo boy circa 2009”
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dan and phil making drinking games and x rated card games gaming channel appropriate
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the blonde made him 10 years younger he is a glowing angel and i have never seen anyone look so radiant and happy and youthful and full of life.
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imagine someone not active at all in the phandom anymore randomly checking dans twitter to see what dnp are up to without knowing they’re on tour and they see dan and phil hosting a rave in poland.
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me pretending to be shocked
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imagine being dan and bagging the most beautiful man to ever exist and then over the course of 15 years he somehow defies the laws of the universe and becomes even more beautiful.
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if u were there when this younow dropped you deserve financial compensation
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phil can express an opinion until its about any man that is not dan apparently
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ughh not to be sappy and gross but growing up scares me sooo muuuchh and then i see this and i’m like wait yea in 15 years i can still just go to target and buy silly halloween decorations just because i want to. growing up wont take ur whimsy away if u dont let it :)
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the golden pig is a FOUR HUNDRED DOLLAR PIGGY BANK????.
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trying to figure out what all of these could even be
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how does he look EXACTLY the same ten years later. like he if anything he looks younger
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how life feels knowing for sure there will be a phupload today
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just saw this edit on tiktok what if this was my last straw
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one of my coworkers called me emo today what about me says emo😭like alt maybe but emo???
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yaoimaster3000’s reaction to discovering dnp lore is how i expect all my irls to react when i tell them about dnp but they never do i’m so glad ur as excited as the rest of us.
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the promo for this tour is so crazy i can’t believe this thing starts in 20 something days and we all are just like yaass purple and blue this tour is gonna be amazing.
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@skzinof oh i work w kindergarteners i could never imagine posting them anywhere people are so scary you never know these days.
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“backshots in the backrooms” “what if we kissed in the backrooms door” i’m numb at this point i dont even flinch.
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someone should make a phannie dating app called fringe. like hinge. but fringe.
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oh you’re actually fucking kidding me right dan worships phil like he is a cat in ancient egypt
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i believe there is no universe where dan and phil don’t find each other they are two frozen chicken nuggets that get stuck to each other in the bag they are two stars next to each other in a constellation they are everything everywhere in every universe!!!!.
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thinking abt how tabitha is still abducted rn ….💔 and their house still has no windows ……💔💔.
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everyone remembers where they were
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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phil gets to see this every day fuck my derp life.
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lying is the most fun amazingphil can have without taking his clothes off!
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they were so insane for this why did they do this. why did they full screen it??? and in 2016????? this was the hard launch people🚨🚨‼️
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thread of phils dailybooth pictures 📸why don’t men in their early 20s look like this anymore BRING THEM BACK.
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i’ll be crying over “it’s okay guys” for the rest of my life :’) its okay guys!!! u got to live!!!!! everything will be better than u ever imagined!!!!!!!!!!
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phil is literally 9 months pregnant and you’re asking for wdapteo? he’s literally about to pop and you’re talking about the ausnz photo dump?.
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have any of u been on danandphilshop in the past week ?? this countdown had to be there for a little bit i’m assuming???why would they put days if they didnt need it? ???we used to be a real society how did we not clock this.
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me when i pay $400 not including fees for a resale meet and greet just to third wheel🙄/j
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onision is trying to make a comeback on tiktok and he brought phil into it ohhh this is so personal now more personal than when he convinced me i was fat and ugly at only 11 years old onision sleep with one eye fucking open i hate you so bad
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dan while phil talks about how much more confident and comfortable he is 💔
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happy pheaster dad you would have loved the dapg comeback
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they’re definitely making fun of us so bad right now i bet theres a movie theatre room in the phouse and they’re probably projecting our tweets on there and giggling.
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dan smiling like that in the new promo pic is making me nauseous u can tell he’s actually excited to go on this tour and he’s genuinely just so happy :(.
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