The landscape is always changing. 5 years ago, we were all reading newspapers and watching MTV. Today, it’s all about Facebook.

I was today years old when I found out I did not have that on my bingo card for this year. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Never do anything that you yourself wouldn’t do.

Don’t worry everyone, this year doesn’t even count as a year.

Isolated Eddie Van Halen guitar tracks counts as meditation.

The "For You" page is just things + people exploding.

People complaining about it still being January, do you not have bills? Don’t tell the teacher they forgot to assign homework. Let’s see if we can keep stretching this month out.

Still.

@ChrisXnw “Send me there on a Tuesday, war will be over by Friday.. Cause Steve is shooting evverrrybody”