Ralpo Gymbro - barely a bro, gyms a little
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Happily married, grateful for everything. Be kind, hold your space. DMs Open.Pronouns: he/him/his - Discord: Ralpobear Telegram:Ralpobear
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Try 40 :) I came out just a few months before my 40th birthday because I couldn’t stand another decade of not being my real self
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As someone with a lot of body shame and self hatred I've spent a long time hiding and covering.
I had some time before my massage so I found a quiet place by the river and took my shirt off. That's the first time in public for 42 years. It was nice to feel sun and wind again
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@fadvdxdreamvr
@dannolantern
That’s because Hollywood still doesn’t know how to dress a curvy woman without making her look like your grandma
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Human slime is back.
If you’re in Seattle make sure he knows we all remember he’s a murderer
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I'm out. On a **week night**! What madness is this?
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Holy Shit...today I am 53.
Fifty fucking three!
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Sooo my big purchase arrived today - well for the second time, I had to do a size exchange.
I…don’t hate it
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Officially 52 years old! Off for brekkie with hubby And so grateful for the life I have.
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Doesn't happen often but felt ok today. Kind of loving this outfit!
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In other news, 11 years ago today I met a cute guy in Melbourne for a coffee. We’d been friends online for 8 or 9 months by this stage and both going to be in Melbourne at the same time.
We’ve been together ever since.
Love you to the moon and back sweetheart xxxx
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@Chimaera000
@beaucoupbougee2
Some twit was going off his nut in business class. He booked a last minute flight and couldn’t get seats together in business with his wife. He made the steward come and ask us if we would move so they could sit together. Ummm we’re a couple too.
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Tales Of The City was something I watched as a closeted queer, hunched over the tv, turned down low so mum wouldn’t hear what I was watching, unable to discuss this magical queer world with anyone.
I’m watching it now, with my husband, and I have so many feelings.
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Ok morning sun, thanks for reminding me how grey I am getting
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@naaahsir
@tommydub_
I read about this in some classes I did at university. They learn about this age that “why” elicits more detailed information and more words and language from adults, and children are programmed to soak up languages and information. They’re basically just kicking you to get info
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No *you’re drunk on all you can drink sake at 1am in Kyoto and eating 7/11 snacks
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@timminchin
As a kiwi living in Australia, and currently visiting NZ, maybe I coud smuggle Jacinda back with me for with a quiet coup?
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And just like that I’m now 54.
I wish I had something profound to say about being a year older but I don’t. I’m grateful for all the wonderful people in my life, for being relatively safe and secure, and for the love of a man who is far too good for me.
Be kind :)
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Pure curiosity. For my queer friends, how old were you when you came out?
I was a little shy of 40 myself and wish I had done it so much sooner.
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This is 56, I honestly never expected to be this old
Feeling the fittest and strongest I ever have, so that’s nice
Thanks to you all for making twitter so much fun for me
Noodles always welcome!
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Me and the missus in the house we own!
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Santa in the house! Happy Christmas all
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It's been a day. Thank fuck it's the weekend
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Also, I think this gym thing is starting to work?
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@markpa123
@jLmcKern
@MagdaSzubanski
@newscomauHQ
Let me break it down for you.
Folau - selfish
Szubanski - selfless
Not difficult
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@MagdaSzubanski
Malta, an almost universally Catholic country, voted in favour of Marriage Equality with a single dissenting vote. No plebiscite. Malta.
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Twitter gay “why does no one talk to me or engage with me”
In my head...because you only engage with people perceive to be “hot” and ignore people who just want to be friends and chat for people who don’t give you the time of day.
In my head
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@xeralita
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Make one fat joke if you have to but change it up. Rose’s worked cause it *implied* Nina was big, by talking about her shoulders...which was also a read about looking like a man. Utica was just “you fat”
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Business Bear, but make it slutty
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Social distancing walk with my goon of a husband
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Nine years ago today we got married.
The facial hairstyles have changed, the waistlines have gone up and down, but he is still person who makes me feel safest in the world, most loved, and he feels like home.
I love you Rob.
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Hubby insisted on a cheeseboard ...there were THREE of us, I should point out
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And so, dear readers, HE GOT THE JOB!
No more bully boss, no more Cokey McCokeface. I'm free as a motherfucker
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Serving today's lewk "Mr Rogers 'Bachelor' Brother"
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Fair warning ...hubby and I are off to dinner this evening to celebrate our seventh wedding anniversary.
Neither of us is driving and there will be a degustation, a wine match, and possibly cocktails.
I may also have had a sneaky vodka already.
Sorry, not sorry
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Meanwhile hubby is taking pics and telling me I look like Dobby
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I guess I won’t be wearing these to swim this summer
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Another notch in my “midlife crisis” card - a new piercing to go with the existing ones in the other ear
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Got to spend 4 hours with a very good friend today. He recently had a bone marrow transplant so we’re crossing our fingers it will be successful. The signs are good so far!
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@ForLovenFreedom
I work for that hospital in corporate and this is disgusting. Make sure you contact the unit manager and complain formally because they WILL know who the doctor is
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Thinking of you today mum. Hard to believe it’s been this long. This was taken Mother’s Day a week after Becky had just died and a few weeks before you did.
I miss you every single day and I will always love and miss you.
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Holy Batbaubles, I think it's starting to feel Christmassy
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It's Friday friends. Drop me a pic if you feel like it :) let's enjoy the day
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Ok I don’t often post shit like this because I often don’t acknowledge the progress. But this memory came up from 10 years ago and I guess even I have to admit there have been big changes.
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The good thing about my own office with an actual door is I can actually cool off properly after my run and before my shower.
Don't judge me, there's noone else here at 6am
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Many years ago my mother (not unfairly since I was a lot fatter then) took one look at me in an orange shirt and said "not your best look son, you look like a round pumpkin". I think I'm reclaiming Orange
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We home, biznatches.
Huge thanks to my sister in law for putting us up, but hell it’s good to be in our own space again.
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So from the start of our relationship we have always had this thing where I am the sensible rock and he is the flighty kite.
So for our 10 year anniversary, I got a bear shaped rock and the kite who keeps me looking skyward.
Also there’s a skull because we both like skulls :)
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Santa is checking his lists... There is still time to get on the naughty list, boys...
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Feeling a bit mentally gross today, but at least it's Friday
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First time I've got away from my desk for lunch in two weeks
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Fourteen years since we saw each other last. So good to catch up.
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a cheeky Japanese whisky (Hibiki) before flying out there tomorrow
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So we were having facials and I took a pic, as you do, and ummm yeah, gravity does weird things to your body when you’re a big bear who may potentially be starting to develop some muscle.
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First run in a month. Only 10.5km and a crappy time even by my slow standards, but hey, I didn't die!
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Before and after. Every 9 months or so I get a big trim and shape reset.
I always feel so naked, and my beard feels so small.
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The first photo we ever took together. We’d been Facebook friends for 7 or 8 months and decided to meet for a coffee in Melbourne, just as friends. He got off the train and said hello, then insisted we take a pic (this one) together.
We’ve been together ever since.
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Hey Twitter friends and family. No secret I’ve been struggling the last ten days, things are tense at work for a bunch of reasons I can’t go into here, and I’m feeling pretty isolated and unwelcome.
So if you feel inclined, share something awesome that’s happening for you :)
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Head shave for a job interview tomorrow morning.
I've been told that someone else is likely to get it but I have to try :)
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Love my Christmas present, a piece from a local aboriginal artist.
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