never be afraid to cut someone off by saying i was speaking and have nothing to back that up

I will practice WHATEVER I WANT without a license!!!! tyvm

@FloydTerminal nigtard

I was attacked by an evil leprechaun #metoo

@DcLidstone

UNTIL THERE ARE NO SHADOWS

rap “music” …I’ll just let that settle in

@elonmusk treason lol

@s4m31p4n better than in person unless there’s a decent teacher… some of these people are SICKOS!!!

if anyone tweets about football or a halftime show, I am going to throw myself off a bridge

what if we rotated apples in each other’s heads?

girl: I do not feel well and I am sad guy: are you eating, drinking, or doing any physical activity whatsoever? girl: …no 🙄 guy: *rotates big chungus in his head*

Humans lay eggs

@Hankenstein4u @s4m31p4n that’s gross!

@s4m31p4n This explains a lot tbqh

@s4m31p4n mfw

Hey Dunkin Donuts… America actually runs on JESUS

My supp stack has got me FEELING JUICED BRO

We can’t let him get away with it