Duke Vacho🤴🏾
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My boy (A) wanted to end things with his girl so he sent one of his boys(B) to go and ask her out if she failed the test he would break up with her so she failed and he broke up with her now guy B and the girl are engaged A is fuming 😡
😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️
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not this guy in the comment section tryna remind me that zim Drs earn peanuts ...bruh I know 🤷♂️if you knew where some of us come from you would know that my mom would still be proud even if we dont get a cent ..we have been defying odds all our lives 🤷♂️
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American: I was so poor that I used to sleep in my car
Africans:
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Zimbabweans seeing tweets about the Monarchy trending but there are no pictures of suitcases:
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Pane muskana anoshanda mu Electrosales pa Avondale 🙌🙌🙌 izvezvi ndane 3 ma adapter which I don’t even need 🥲🥲
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Funny how Winky D already had a reply for Holy 10 before he turned against him 👏🏽🙌Peter friend ‼️🤌🏼
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Holy 10’s hypocrisy is not anything new, he was the one who sang a song advocating the his fellow brothers protect the girl child and the next song he was singing “pa UZ pane makomba” 🤷🏽♂️he doesn’t know what he stands for. A coward who likes to play both sides 🚮😅
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I kinda respect Yahya, while other girls try to get attention using beauty and nudity, she is different 👏🏽👏🏽, she uses dzungu nehudofo 🤝
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My elder brother was showing a picture of his girlfriend who was facially challenged, everyone was silent until my mom just said “maybe ane moyo wakanaka” 😂🙌🙌bruh
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I think relationships end more because of things unsaid than any words said, all the times you say “it’s okay” when it’s not okay, every time that person annoys you but you stay quiet because you don’t want a fight, the resentment that build is worse than hate.🥲
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I have seen many say that there is development in Zim because of the new buildings and food outlets but I would trade all those luxuries for a functional health care system, for good public transport facilities, for a country where the police don’t need a bribe to do their job🤦🏽♂️
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Someone trying to convince me to not leave Zim hanzi “muZimbabwe mune mari” 😂😂 I hate this statement, there is money to be made by zanu people, there is money to be made by exploiting others 🤷🏽♂️very few people make good money earnestly
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who else has a mother who thinks ginger and garlic can cure anything?🤦♂️
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a rare picture of all Zimbabwean youths tryna make ends meet
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Also date people in your league in terms of emotional expression 🤷🏽♂️ can’t be with someone who thinks you are overreacting when you express what’s bothering you 🤦🏽♂️ being told “it’s not that deep” when you have poured your heart out 🚮
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My favorite by Chamisa is when an interviewer asked him “Saka imi sebato rinopikisa…” he responded “Aiwa ka isu hatisi bato rinopikisa, VaED ndivo vanopikisa, vanopikisa zvido zvevanhu vanopikisa kubudirira kwenyika” 😢🤝
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ne obesity dzenyu idzi vatete one day mucharwara and there wont be enough time to rush you out of the country and you will see kuti vanhu vari kuchemei 🚮🚮
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Told her I was tired and I wanted to just sleep then she asked me if she could come over and I said no please don’t come I won’t be good company an hour later a knock ✊ she had come over…I called a taxi for her and they took her back to her place..respect each other’s space !!
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Coming from less privileged homes is not ideal but it gives you an idea of how bad things can be for others it makes you more empathetic. For me it helps me know what it means when a patient looks at a prescription list and asks “which drug is the most important?”
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lack of exposure ndiyo inoita mufunge kuti mwana wese should aim to do sciences 🤦♂️🚮🚮
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dont rush into having kids, vana vari cute kana vakaguta
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How many can relate to Survivor by Winky D ft Shinso??How Mafirakureva about drugs became so relevant recently? How many can relate to Dzika ngirozi?? won’t even ask how many can relate to 25 by Winky D
When our own words fail to describe our pain he does it for us !!👏🏽🙌Gafa
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Normalize sharing any information you have on scholarships, job opportunities or ways to leave the country🤷🏽♂️…. Our competition is against poverty not with one another!!
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i will catch fire for this but nhumbu inongodawo munhu achifamba nemota 👀☻
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at least Kae Chaps is using the pain women caused him to make good music, haasi kufamba achizviti alpha ☻👀
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Why does it feel like this is Winky D’s last album 😢 all these collabos feel like a goodbye
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Makandiwa is just businessman whose success depends on how dumb and gullible his customers are 🤷♂️
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hapana chinhu chinorwadza sekudanana nedofo 🙌🙌you will have misunderstandings over the simplest of things 🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Mu Zimbabwe munhu kungoshaya pfungwa akutozviti DJ 🤦🏽♂️
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I would rather be single than date someone who communicates issues via WhatsApp statuses 🚮🙌
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truth is pamunhu waunoda chaiye advice yaShadaya unoikanganwa yese🤷♂️
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when the same mofo that once suggested that you get aborted is now in charge of your meals
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People here always looking down on education in favor of entrepreneurship 😅let me just say for some of us education was the only way, yes we get paid peanuts but considering where some of us come from it’s something!!🤷🏽♂️
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Besides eggs on top of a fridge how else do you know you have entered a Zim house ?😂
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I hate it when people trash talk all education because of country’s state. Yes Education might not be the key to success but for some of us it was the only shot at a decent life🤷🏽♂️we might not get millions from it but it’s something considering where we come from.
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The ZRP is only useless until it’s you they are looking for 🙌😂
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ndakambodanana nedofo 🙌🙌haaa never again ...nyaya dzana Mai Titi was actually her entertainment 🤦♂️🤦♂️ her idea of conversation was talking about "ndiani ari kurira pa town" bruh 🚮
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Can’t wait for
@mamboschicken
to pull up with “you don’t even need to be a lawyer or a pilot to afford this, night or the morning after our doors are always open” 😁
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hanzi why would anyone cheat on Rihanna she is perfect ...makamboswera naye here ?
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hanzi murume kana asinganwi doro anohura as if these are the only fun activities out there 🤷♂️ there is much more to life than substance abuse and sex please !!!
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Ndaka remember kuti mukuru vari kuto renovator state house ndinobva ndangopera simba 😢
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kana uri "mbinga" zvechokwadi ita show off nemota inofamba namai vako and the house she lives in..now thats a flex,spending on the people that matter
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Imi vaskana vemu Harare vanouya ku sleep over kuzoita zverudo or kutsvaga chikafu ?this one adya paasvika kuma 6 now ndakunzwa mapoto munhu akubika ndakuvhunza hanzi just “dessert lol” dessert yema potatoes?
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As a Zimbabwean youth, kusaita depression kusangodawo zvedu but the conditions are very conducive for it 🤷🏽♂️
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Musati mabvuma kushorwa nevanhu vepano chimbotangai mavaona in person 😂😂🤷🏽♂️
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But why is mom’s brother always the best relative ever 🤌🏼🤌🏼very very supportive and so thoughtful 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Me checking to see if the new friend I invited is vibing with everyone else
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I really don’t understand the hate towards this guy I don’t 🙌I have never seen him beef with anyone, anotukwa pano he never exchanged bad words with anyone. Am I missing something ?
Ndini nani anobhowekana nezvima video zve maface uyu
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Winky D is amazing 🙌🙌if you have noticed with these collabos he didn’t try and force the artists to fit into his genre, instead he made songs in their on genre and style 👏🏽🥹 every genre is on this album 🤌🏼
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The smile on my girl’s face when I get a her a random gift👏🏽👏🏽priceless 🥹👌🏾like “you mentioned this some time, I saw this in your screenshot”👌🏾🥲 kana iriyo simping yacho I am guilty and I won’t stop!!!
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how anyone in Epworth would even consider voting for Zanu PF is beyond me🙌🙌Epworth ??
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Unenge utori mu labor woona tete vari kuuya naTinashe Mugabe
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in terms of raw talent, nobody comes close to these in Zim music 🙌
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Winky D and Herman is a clever song 🤌🏼🤌🏼they are talking about weed at the same they are not 😅😅🙌🙌
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hakuna murume anoita "equal" nemunhu waakabvisira lobola... you want lobola because culture and tradition say so, well that same culture and tradition says there is no such thing as equality mu marriage. you cant pick which parts of culture suit you best
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Her body her choice, my choice is to never bring humiliation to my family knowingly.
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kune vamwe varume vanosvika 40 years the only achievement they can talk about is "haaa takambonetsa pa Churchill high apa" 🤦♂️takamborira pa college
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Catching your wife in a threesome with a pastor and your unborn child 🙌🙌😪women are not good people
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The problem is that our society measures a “good wife/ wife material” based on the amount of poverty one can endure🤦🏽♂️if you have the money for a maid to do all chores, get one and spend the extra time with your husband and kids 🤷🏽♂️how does that make you a bad wife ?
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There is nothing more painful than seeing a patient come in now in the terminal stages of illness now untreatable ivo vakapedzerwa nguva vachitenderedzwa muma porofita when it was still treatable 💔💔😢😢🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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High school waigona kungodirwa kuti une noise mu class 😂🤦🏽♂️
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I have struggled with depression for a long time but I have learnt to hide it from those close to me for so long because I don’t want to worry them, so many of them think I have it all together so “what would they think?” But some days are just soo heavy it becomes too much
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The other thing Zimbos lack exposure to is other religions and belief systems! Not everyone is a Christian and that is okay 🤷🏽♂️just because someone doesn’t share the same beliefs as you it doesn’t mean they are evil.
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people are always asking why there is no female version of Shadaya ...well there he is, Mudiwa Hood ☻
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I don’t turn off blue ticks or last seen, I want you to know that I’m ignoring you from the bottom of my heart 🫶🏻
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My dad telling me kuti “you will only understand when you become a father” havasi kuziva kuti part 3.2 ndanga nditombori step father of 2👀🙌😂
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chinozorwadza stereki after munhu akurwadzisa is the thought of all the potential people you rejected and ignored to stay loyal to that piece of trash🤦♂️🚮
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semurume ma Indian unombotanga uchipopota kuti zviiko zvatiri kuoneswa izvi then one day wozongoona wakuvhunza kuti ko Shintu na Raj vakazoita sei 😂
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Not all squads are filled with fake friends 👏🏽there is group in my contacts which started with one person moving to the UK, last night the last one of the group moved to the UK. One by one over the past 5 years they have all helped each other move there 🤌🏼 squad goals !!!
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