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whenever I taught Papers Please in college classes, discussion was always like --
US students: "this is obviously about russia"
international students: "this is obviously about america"
never knew this -- it took a newly-hired (gay) programmer, oblivious to office drama, to implement gay people in basically one of the most popular and influential games of all time
finally got the ivy painting tool into a usable state, it feels kinda magic... but still need to optimize it, will probably release it for free tomorrow
HK protesters have amazing tactics / coordination... umbrellas to block security cameras, cash to buy subway tickets with no paper trail, regularly sharing food and resources, megaphones to coordinate movement and share info... super inspiring
As police approach, protesters open up the barricades to allows traffic through again so that the traffic heads directly into the path of the incoming police, blocking their approach.
if you liked Crazy Rich Asians and you're also gay as hell, check out 2 classic gay AA 90s movies... The Wedding Banquet (gay Asian guy hides white partner from parents) and Saving Face (Asian lesbian reckons with mom and gf)
so many good third wave indie immersive sims are coming from european and russian culture... stuff like My Summer Car and Jalopy and now this, meticulously crafted first person games with no heroic conflict... just a mundane loneliness alleviated by intense attention to objects
can't wait for
@Twitch
to uphold their content policy consistently and ban cyberpunk 2077, since they already banned my gay dick pic game for its customizable genitals 🙀
me: I wish level design would learn more from real-world architecture
(real-world architecture starts designing US high schools like FPS levels)
me: no, stop,
I'm trying to figure out clothes for my stripper game -- I want his shirt to rest on the floor, but cloth sim only works on sphere colliders, so I put a giant invisible moon beneath the stripper -- however, the shirt just slides away at 20 mph?... (the trumpet is unrelated)
new tool release: Hedera is my new 3D ivy painting tool for Unity with detailed growth sim and proc gen mesh options... includes ivy shaders, textures, and 5 presets for realistic or cartoon ivy... free and open source, get it here:
I made a free open-source Unity editor tool that can automatically download and import Google Docs / Google Sheets / whatever into your project... good for collaborating with designers or writers via browser, and then seeing the results instantly in-game
if you're going to make gordon freeman into a hot science daddy with nathan drake jawline, then at least have the decency to make it porn... right now this serves nobody
@nytimesbooks
none of the copyright lovers in these replies have even bothered to look at the IA's actual lending mechanism: encrypted PDFs wrapped in timed DRM tied to the borrowers account. No self respecting pirate would call this piracy.
we go back to his place; we’re in bed doing Stuff; he decides we need music to uhh set the mood
so he starts his computer, logs into Facebook (?!) and opens up FarmVille (?!?!??)
and clicks on the jukebox in his FarmVille farm
and as the midi ringtone plays, I just look at him
is there a name for those times where you spend a long time agonizing over the "smart way" to make / do something... but then give up and do it the "dumb way" and then you're done in like a minute?
dear fellow level designers: I love you but can we plz stop drawing "leading lines" on screenshots to "prove" something?
1) yes, hallways and walls are linear
2) yes, lines converge in the distance, it's linear perspective
3) there are memes about the logic of what you're doing
major life change announcement:
- Fall 2020 will be my last semester at
@NYUGameCenter
- I'm leaving New York, moving to New Zealand at end of the year
- this means I'm available for contracting or design / development work in 2021?
- info + blog post:
I couldn't find a decent takeout food box 3D model so I made one and I've uploaded it for free download with CC0 public domain license... let's put more food in games ok
I would be shocked if twitch gave special treatment to aaa games, while policing the shit out of my queer games that are actually about sex and bodies... I would just be totally shocked at their blatant hypocrisy, would never see it coming 🙀
border guard: why do you come to germany
me: to speak at a festival
guard: what festival
me: amaze
guard: (not listening) ok
guard 2: are you famous
me: no
guard 2: (to other passenger) do you know who he is
other guy: (laughs at me) no
I'm really loving this dry berlin humor
anyone else buying deathloop in its first week in the futile hope that better sales numbers will mean arkane won't be forced to make a live service lootbox burger king royale
can we stop asking old guard AAA about immersive sims, and instead talk to all the indies who are doing better work with far more insight?... car sims like Jalopy or My Summer Car, dwelling sims like It's Winter, story sims like Paratopic, survival sims like The Long Dark, etc
we already know we're in the mountains, we've been walking through them for the past hour, it's fine, we don't need disneyland skybox at all times
my env art nitpick: the trees are implausibly tall and skinny since they're not crowded in a forest competing for sunlight
so did twitch ban cyberpunk for its prominent usage of video game genitals yet? 🤔🤔🤔 anyway play my dick pic game, which has over 1 million possible 3D penises
each night of escalating police brutality just makes an even bigger case for abolishing them? at this point, it's like defunding the police is the nice moderate compromise
gamers: robert why do you make such weird games
me: AAA made a 100 hour rpg where the usa has been nuked and president beto o'rourke, with his dying breath, dreams about a femme cat boy king collecting enough fabric to convince a dog to go mine ore in his new imperialist paradise
in ni no kuni 2, I'm a femme cat-boy king who does mindless repetitive chores for a gang of queer butch shipbuilders... finally, a video game power fantasy that actually makes sense
It's also associated with religious heresy. When the Knights Templar were disbanded for heresy, the accusations included anal kissing, all linked to devil worship. Eating ass was a sign of Evil!
(This is probably a representation of a Templar)
(Morgan, MS g24, f. 070r)
@nytimesbooks
"unrestricted" is really irresponsible and misleading here -- there are unlimited borrowers (because that's how the internet works!!!!) but the actual files follow standard ebook lending practices
dear whoever works on tweetdeck: (1) thanks for making a usable twitter client, (2) please never ever let the main twitter UX team anywhere near you; don't sit next to them at lunch; don't even speak to them
to close out pride month I'm releasing a new free gay sex game: ZUGZWANG is a tactical first person gay sex dungeon roguelike where you play as a sex angel redeeming men for precious fluids... info + video + free download is here (NSFW):
I'm working on a game that isn't sexual (!) and I coded the NPCs to look at the player if they're nearby... but I miscalculated the player position so actually they're just looking at the player's ass all the time??? I guess life always finds a way...
this section is about slowly following a slow moving NPC, readability isn't especially important, this isn't a Sonic level... and even so, it's still readable with lighting and context, it's just not screaming at you
the more I think about it, the more angry I get about Tim Cook's lawyers hating LGBTQ games... like, fuck this guy??... or actually, don't fuck him, no one should have sex with Tim Cook ever again... I hereby ban him from all gay sex, even retroactively
"It is unlikely that anyone, including proponents, would invest thousands of hours of labor over a period of years merely because a scholar someday may wish to study the game," the ESA writes.
fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk yoooouuuuuu
😐
I mean, I think there's a difference between 'curtain', a game about abuse that talks about it indirectly in the hopes of helping people, and some porn game, but idk
announcing
#GayWesternJam
Dec 2-9... make a small game, short story, or art thing that has gay cowboys, queer cowfolks, bisexual deserts, trans train robberies, the music of Orville Peck, "Jolene", rugged beauty, gritty betrayal, etc.
I'm on a bus where a middle aged white guy was calling a tmobile support hotline... but then he started freestyle rapping about bitcoin?? (?!?!)... and then they hung up on him lol
just got GDC talk evaluations back...
(1) many felt it was too basic, which is understandable, but as I said at the start of the talk, it was for beginner / intermediate designers
(2) lol apparently industry men don't like it when you call for applause for the concept of gay sex
I agree with the general critique "I feel like I'm just walking through random places and looking at graphics"... but this is the core experience design (as intended???)... this isn't something you solve by rearranging trees and changing a wall color
happy pride!! we just launched DreamboxXx, a big gay video game bundle with proceeds going to lgbtq / pro-immigrant nonprofits; please consider donating (the 69% discount was totally a coincidence, I didn't plan that, but I do view it as a divine blessing)
when I was 8 I thought "director's cut" referred to the black bars at the top and bottom of a letterboxed movie -- like, the director had literally cut off the top and bottom of the movie frame
whoa the fluffy fur collars in uncharted 4 just use the "shell" technique (popularized by shadow of the colossus), I thought they had a fancy shader or something