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@rachelwilbury
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by age 30 you should be posting about the dust bowl multiple times a day
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@rachelwilbury
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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law sounds like a fake show from 30 Rock that Jenna Maroney would miss rehearsal to be in
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@rachelwilbury
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when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare
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@rachelwilbury
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@Rollinintheseat there are languages besides english ?
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@rachelwilbury
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never forget that we live in a sick society that is built on trying to convince you that this is not the hottest a man has ever looked
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@rachelwilbury
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what was “the incident” at your shirtwaist factory?
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@rachelwilbury
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nyt connections don’t get any fucking ideas
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Lewiston Evening Journal, Maine, March 7, 1917
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@rachelwilbury
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PSA: when a girl is crying, she’s not crying because of what just happened. She’s crying because Greta Gerwig did not get nominated for best director for Little Women.
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@rachelwilbury
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“once covid is over” is starting to sound like waiting for rain in this drought .... useless and disappointing
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@rachelwilbury
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Can someone PLEASE write a horror movie about mormons??
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@rachelwilbury
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Hate to see Utah companies thriving on a national scale. Hate to hear the word “crumbl” on the lips of a normal person
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@rachelwilbury
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what is provo, utah like? well my interesting fact in college was “i’ve never seen tangled,” and let’s just say people found that PRETTTTTY interesting
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@rachelwilbury
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paul giamatti winning an acting award over joaquin phoenix
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@rachelwilbury
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Not enjoying Twilight ironically or unironically but a secret third way
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@rachelwilbury
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Always thinking about how not watching R-rated movies keeps Mormons from experiences that could help them empathize with marginalized people
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@rachelwilbury
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Edward took Bella to Brazil on their honeymoon because that’s where he served his LDS mission
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@rachelwilbury
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@molllllusk I love him but even he looks like he knows he’s not pulling it off
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@rachelwilbury
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if spirit halloween sold this as a mask we’d have the biggest costume of the year
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@rachelwilbury
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At 60, my mom has finally been radicalized and is pissed that the Relief Society got asked to sew 500 face masks and the Elders Quorum wasn’t asked to do anything. I’m so proud 🥰
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@rachelwilbury
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“you changed fr” bro I saw Little Women (2019)
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@rachelwilbury
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Hank Smith should resign from his job as a religion professor at BYU. You can’t publicly call a student an Antichrist and keep your job.
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@rachelwilbury
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5 years
Mormon girls Mormon girls six months two years pre-mission post-mission
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@rachelwilbury
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@netflix this is so so so disappointing. persuasion is already a good story, why is anne looking at the camera and flirting with men and saying "exes"? please redo the whole movie!
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@rachelwilbury
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Society trying to decide if Benedict Cumberbatch is attractive
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@rachelwilbury
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Remember when Mormons thought God sent the pandemic so we could watch General Conference at home as families but he really sent it so we could dismantle white supremacy???
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@rachelwilbury
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Whenever I hear people say Timothée Chalamet isn’t attractive because he “looks like a child,” all I hear is them saying, “I’ve bought into a really narrow view of masculinity that doesn’t allow for young features or slight frames!” and I feel like they should be more embarrassed
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@rachelwilbury
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The Mormon energy this pic of Edward Cullen has--
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@rachelwilbury
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When men lose board games, they love to be like, “I would have won if these four circumstances had just been different”
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@rachelwilbury
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2 months
doing this with a j dawg in the great salt lake
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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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@rachelwilbury
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Leaving the LDS church due to it not passing the Bechdel test 🤧🤧🤧
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@rachelwilbury
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She literally played a werewolf lawyer in Night Court, tell me how this is different
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@rachelwilbury
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@HopeRehak Also his wife is age appropriate!! They just had their Gen z daughter when they were hella old! I love it ❤️
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@rachelwilbury
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4 years
When you go to your grocery store’s other location and the vibes are off <<<<<<<
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@rachelwilbury
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@chunkyfila the e in e news is for eve
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@rachelwilbury
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gonna hire a die hard swiftie to analyze my patriarchal blessing
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@rachelwilbury
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4 years
CW: body image I just realized I’m allowed to wear a bathing suit even if I “know” I look “bad” in it bc my body is not a commodity?? It’s mine to do things in?? I truly don’t owe anyone anything?????
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@rachelwilbury
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An accurate Barbie movie would be an hour of getting them dressed, picking their names, and establishing the backstory and then 40 minutes of making them kiss
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cultural impact: █    █  █  █  _ Elle Woods the US college saying “what, admissions like it’s hard?” process
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How the (original 8) American Girl dolls would spend quarantine: a thread
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@rachelwilbury
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Not to be a boomer, but what if we DIDN’T make a Knives Out sequel?? What if we just said, “Rian Johnson, that was a great movie, do you have any OTHER completely UNRELATED maybe brand NEW stories you’d like to tell??”
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@rachelwilbury
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@dna_heligrace “DID HER BEST FOR THE ASSIGNMENTS” !!!!!!!
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@rachelwilbury
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Remake Inception as a teen comedy where a group of girls plant the idea for the most popular boy in school to ask one of them to prom
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@rachelwilbury
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why does it look like an lds cultural hall
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the way that this is supposed to be the 15th century and not a high school prom
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@rachelwilbury
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traveling is all about visiting a used book store and eating a hamburger in every city
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@rachelwilbury
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My dad is bishop and I’m on their zoom sacrament meeting and this convert just said “I want to honor the bishop and his First Lady” !!!!! I would like to suggest that we formally adopt that name for the bishop’s wife !!!!
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@rachelwilbury
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“are you doing ok” no, bro, i average 9 hours per day on my phone
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@rachelwilbury
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What's your most hated song of all time? Mine might be Hey There Delilah.
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@rachelwilbury
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I’ve never been so furious. This is disgusting and disrespectful.
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@rachelwilbury
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First week of a new job is feeling like everyone hates you even though they specifically asked you to be there
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@clur19 I just ruined my inner peace by researching this
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@araceli_version yeah, about how mormons are disney adults, basically
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@rachelwilbury
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it’s hard to know where it originated but know that the lie that PSH is not the hottest man in history has a life and energy of its own. society gains energy and continues by perpetuating the lie
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@rachelwilbury
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i forgot to share this but when i saw the holdovers at the lincoln square amc on december 13, 2023, i spent like $25 on the bavarian legend pretzel combo with drink. and i thought it was just new york prices/movie theater prices but it was actually this big.
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@rachelwilbury
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My favorite type of white nonsense is the extremely gratuitous friendliness between people on the hiking trail
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@rachelwilbury
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@rodeoman Aioli is the hot sister I stand by it
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@rachelwilbury
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Not to be a white woman, but what is it about Target that makes buying household supplies so thrilling?
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@rachelwilbury
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You know how when Mormons reference movies in talks it’s always Disney movies or Fiddler on the Roof? Now I’m imagining if someone got up there and said, “In the classic film Taxi Driver, Travis Bickle represents the loneliness that comes from being separated from the Spirit”
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@rachelwilbury
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We need a word like “cheugy” for when exmormons are being cringey in a specifically mormon way
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@rachelwilbury
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Can't stop thinking about how I recently tanked a job interview, partly, I think, because the first question was "Tell me something about yourself that's not on your resume" and I said, "I want to see a ghost."
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@rachelwilbury
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Every woman I respect showing up at the same time to trash Operation Underground Railroad in their Instagram stories
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@rachelwilbury
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I wore a bikini in front of my family for the first time today and they thought I was a little ho ✨💫✨
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@rachelwilbury
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Maybe the real vaccine was the gratitude we had along the way
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@rachelwilbury
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Elder Holland may never tell a personal story in general conference again because the conference is GENERAL and I can’t relate to having my car break down in Kanarraville
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@rachelwilbury
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In Hereditary, you can clearly see that the car has Utah plates. They state that Peter goes to West High School. So my question is not whether, but HOW, Toni Collette’s mother’s religion is related to Mormonism 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
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@rachelwilbury
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Had kind of a Knives Out moment getting my booster: the lady gave me the shot and then immediately said “uh oh”
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@ginadivittorio Every time I thought I knew where this was going I did NOT
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@rachelwilbury
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Stanford Prison Experiment, 1971
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@rachelwilbury
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you can show 100 boys you’re smart…. why did they cut my to my core
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justin won the breakup (LIS DAY!)
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Bad news… Kidz Bop got Good Luck Babe by Chappell Roan…
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One time in college I thought I might feel the Holy Ghost more if I conceptualized him as like a pal and so I named him “Derek”
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@rachelwilbury
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STOP making me pick a favorite NBC sitcom. They’re all PRICELESS Parks and Rec is HEARTWARMING Community is ZANY 30 Rock is WITTY the office The Good Place is MIND-BENDING
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@rachelwilbury
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the energy you will gain by rejecting the great lie will thrust you into a life you couldn’t have imagined, a life of freedom and enlightenment
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@rachelwilbury
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Valedictorians should not be able to tell personal stories in their speeches because they are meant to represent EVERYONE
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y’all won’t rest until “oldest daughter” is in the dsm-5
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@shelbyboring have to nominate natalie’s wig in may-december, particularly in this scene where gracie pushes elizabeth’s hair away from her face to do her makeup and DOESN’T TUCK IT BEHING HER EARS, as any sane person would, because it’s a wig.
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@rachelwilbury
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The fact that a grey suit with green trim has not yet circled back into style,,,,,, this is the bad place
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Where does all of Utah’s rugged individualism go when they’re divvying up housing lots 🧐🧐
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@rachelwilbury
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If you don’t think museum fatigue is real, you’re a cop.
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What’s wrong with this picture?
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@natmypresident Only Monica from friends could get away with saying this and that’s because she’s not real and even then Chandler would have one of his serious moments and say, “I’m not just ‘helping’ with the housework. I live here too. We’re a team.”
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Nothing quite like having your young women’s teachers unfriend you down the road!! Sorry but a YW teacher is a bond for life, that nobody wanted or asked for! Don’t friend your Mia Maids unless you’re in for the long haul!!!
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Say what you want about the Catholic Church but I just moved into my dream home at 19.
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Sunday service, pt. 1
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@aali_oopss just as it sounds, dearie ❤️
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A WOMAN HAS WON BEST DIRECTOR FOR A MOVIE THAT ISN’T ABOUT WAR !
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@rachelwilbury
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RIP Amy March, you would have loved selling feet pics
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Every outfit Lindsay Lohan wears in the Disney Channel's 2002 masterpiece "Get a Clue": a thread
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the sexual tension between me and cyberbullying kwaku
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@rachelwilbury
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If you tweeted or liked a tweet that said “we knew he was gay,” it’s not too late to delete that, fam
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@rachelwilbury
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All I want for Christmas is to sit down everyone who thinks this Little Women adaptation is going to be too liberal/feminist and give them a short PowerPoint presentation about Louisa May Alcott & the history of the book’s publication. And then punch them.
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@rachelwilbury
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lord the men u intended to be killed in wars are saying margot robbie is mid
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@rachelwilbury
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There are guys in the comments saying they are too fat for short shorts!!!! No my dudes, believe in your legs!! We are fighting fatphobia in women’s fashion, please join us!!!
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imagine jesus pulling this out at the last supper
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General Conference predictions
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@rachelwilbury
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I think Gen z will fully normalize tattoos and then Gen alpha will swiftly deem them whatever their word for “cheugy” is
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this makes me feel calm. i would watch a limited series about her meddling in the lives of the aristocracy while she serves as a governess to a rich widowed father
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Has anyone done this one? The poet The poem
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