PSA: when a girl is crying, she’s not crying because of what just happened. She’s crying because Greta Gerwig did not get nominated for best director for Little Women.
what is provo, utah like? well my interesting fact in college was “i’ve never seen tangled,” and let’s just say people found that PRETTTTTY interesting
At 60, my mom has finally been radicalized and is pissed that the Relief Society got asked to sew 500 face masks and the Elders Quorum wasn’t asked to do anything. I’m so proud 🥰
@netflix
this is so so so disappointing. persuasion is already a good story, why is anne looking at the camera and flirting with men and saying "exes"? please redo the whole movie!
Remember when Mormons thought God sent the pandemic so we could watch General Conference at home as families but he really sent it so we could dismantle white supremacy???
Whenever I hear people say Timothée Chalamet isn’t attractive because he “looks like a child,” all I hear is them saying, “I’ve bought into a really narrow view of masculinity that doesn’t allow for young features or slight frames!” and I feel like they should be more embarrassed
CW: body image
I just realized I’m allowed to wear a bathing suit even if I “know” I look “bad” in it bc my body is not a commodity?? It’s mine to do things in?? I truly don’t owe anyone anything?????
An accurate Barbie movie would be an hour of getting them dressed, picking their names, and establishing the backstory and then 40 minutes of making them kiss
Not to be a boomer, but what if we DIDN’T make a Knives Out sequel?? What if we just said, “Rian Johnson, that was a great movie, do you have any OTHER completely UNRELATED maybe brand NEW stories you’d like to tell??”
My dad is bishop and I’m on their zoom sacrament meeting and this convert just said “I want to honor the bishop and his First Lady” !!!!! I would like to suggest that we formally adopt that name for the bishop’s wife !!!!
it’s hard to know where it originated but know that the lie that PSH is not the hottest man in history has a life and energy of its own. society gains energy and continues by perpetuating the lie
i forgot to share this but when i saw the holdovers at the lincoln square amc on december 13, 2023, i spent like $25 on the bavarian legend pretzel combo with drink.
and i thought it was just new york prices/movie theater prices but it was actually this big.
You know how when Mormons reference movies in talks it’s always Disney movies or Fiddler on the Roof?
Now I’m imagining if someone got up there and said, “In the classic film Taxi Driver, Travis Bickle represents the loneliness that comes from being separated from the Spirit”
Can't stop thinking about how I recently tanked a job interview, partly, I think, because the first question was "Tell me something about yourself that's not on your resume" and I said, "I want to see a ghost."
Elder Holland may never tell a personal story in general conference again because the conference is GENERAL and I can’t relate to having my car break down in Kanarraville
In Hereditary, you can clearly see that the car has Utah plates. They state that Peter goes to West High School. So my question is not whether, but HOW, Toni Collette’s mother’s religion is related to Mormonism 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
STOP making me pick a favorite NBC sitcom. They’re all PRICELESS
Parks and Rec is HEARTWARMING
Community is ZANY
30 Rock is WITTY
the office
The Good Place is MIND-BENDING
@shelbyboring
have to nominate natalie’s wig in may-december, particularly in this scene where gracie pushes elizabeth’s hair away from her face to do her makeup and DOESN’T TUCK IT BEHING HER EARS, as any sane person would, because it’s a wig.
@natmypresident
Only Monica from friends could get away with saying this and that’s because she’s not real and even then Chandler would have one of his serious moments and say, “I’m not just ‘helping’ with the housework. I live here too. We’re a team.”
Nothing quite like having your young women’s teachers unfriend you down the road!! Sorry but a YW teacher is a bond for life, that nobody wanted or asked for! Don’t friend your Mia Maids unless you’re in for the long haul!!!
All I want for Christmas is to sit down everyone who thinks this Little Women adaptation is going to be too liberal/feminist and give them a short PowerPoint presentation about Louisa May Alcott & the history of the book’s publication. And then punch them.
There are guys in the comments saying they are too fat for short shorts!!!!
No my dudes, believe in your legs!!
We are fighting fatphobia in women’s fashion, please join us!!!
this makes me feel calm. i would watch a limited series about her meddling in the lives of the aristocracy while she serves as a governess to a rich widowed father