hey, if they’re happy in their relationship, that’s all that matters. even if you don’t agree with it, a relationship is for two people and unless you’re one of those two people, it doesn’t affect you nor concern you
when Cord first started messaging me in May he asked me, “are you always this funny or is your personality gonna go to shit in about a week?”
little did he know that i’m a frickin comedian full time baby what’s good welcome to the shit show
no offense but i was raised to take care of my husband. wash his clothes, clean the house, wear gloves, get rid of the body, and act very sad at the funeral
dating a picky eater is so much cheaper because you can go to the nicest restaurant and they’re still just gonna order chicken strips from the kids menu
i saw a tweet that said something along the lines of “don’t tell men about your past trauma or they’ll manipulate you with it” but honestly baby one day you’re gonna tell a man about all the awful shit that’s happened to you and he’s gonna show you the opposite, every single day.
i think it’s pretty fucked to hold a person’s past against them if they’ve been working like crazy to better themselves every day but maybe that’s just me
no one-
seriously not a soul-
not one of my friends-
my anxiety- “yep they hate you, time to distance yourself from them in order to spare them from having to deal with you because you suck”
two years ago, i didn’t even make the finals.
last year i barely made it in the very last spot.
this year i’m headed to the finals in the
#1
spot as a state champ.
work hard and trust the process.
having a man who looks at you like you’re a super model & compliments you like you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever seen even when you’re straight BUMMING it is suchhhh a confidence booster man
i was texting my boyfriend while he’s with my dad & my dad just texted me “stop bothering us we’re busy” ?????? old man i will fight you i wasn’t speaking to you
people always wonder how i can hang around my guy friends constantly but not want to date or sleep with a single one of them and honestly it’s easy when you hear the way they talk about females lol
imagine being that young & thousands of strangers are brutally making fun of you for simply doing what you love. he’s not harming anyone, let the poor kid be
country singers always assume that a girl drinking alone at a bar is heartbroken but maybe she’s just a raging alcoholic ?????? did you ever think ab that big dawg
pls don’t tell me to only do one or the other & instead just love both parts of me bc it’s literally just makeup lol. i’ll go full glam or i’ll go bare faced but i won’t give a damn what some man thinks i should do
my mom texted me to seriously ask if i’m gonna drop out of college
apparently “im marrying rich” wasn’t an acceptable answer
she also let me know that i need to be likable for longer than 2 weeks to be wife material so thx for bringing me back down to reality erica😂😭
ok saddest thing ever- Denver is super sweet & wants to be friends with every dog at these rodeos but none of the dogs will play with him so he brings this bassett hound pup around with him everywhere 😭 poor baby just wants friends
i don’t trust girls bc every time i do, it’s always the closest one to me & the one i’d least expect that runs her mouth about me while i’m out defending her.
a girl once commented on a post of me and my boyfriend saying how cute we were and then made out with him that night i really really really really really do not enjoy girls
i really am pretty chill but it’s funny because if you ask my exes they’ll tell you i’m crazy because i asked them to do wild things like, “don’t break my things when you’re angry” or “don’t hit on other girls”
i told my mom that i wished she was here to help me redo this house so she loaded her truck up with furniture and cleaning supplies and left right after class to drive 13 hours & surprise me last night. holy cow i have the best parents 😭